AAADD  

angelofmercy5 60F
12148 posts
2/16/2006 2:04 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

AAADD

THIS MAY BECOME A COMMON CONDITION AS THE POPULATION AGES. (ARE WE THERE YET)???

Recently, I was diagnosed with AAADD.
- Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Pepsi down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

the car isn't washed,

the bills aren't paid,

there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter,

the flowers don't have enough water,

there is still only one check in my check book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

And don't laugh--if this isn't you yet, your day is coming.



papyrina 52F
21133 posts
2/16/2006 2:30 pm

your not alone


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/16/2006 5:19 pm

Papy...I know...thats the hard part!


fantasylover_05 63M

2/17/2006 5:38 am

I REPRESENT THAT!!!

LMAO!!!!


3noangels 59G

2/17/2006 6:06 am

Angel, is it curable?
Is that why we are getting less done... We are having that other problem too, CRS Can't Remember S*** ! !
Love, Peace, and Prayers
Sue, Patty and Carol


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/17/2006 9:24 am

Fantasylover....I know what you mean! So does my husband. lol


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/17/2006 9:25 am

3noangels...I know people who have both AAADD and CRS! They are in real trouble there!


VATraveler1948 69M

2/17/2006 10:01 am

Have you been prying into my medical records, I think this borders on a HIPPA violation. I suspect that I have AAADD and CRS but I'm not sure because I can't recall what the darn acronyms stand for. Have we talked about this before? Have I talked with you before about anything?


rm_Shagbear69 48M

2/17/2006 1:08 pm

I was gonna comment, but I got distracted --- why am I here again?


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/17/2006 1:26 pm

Vatraveler.....now, I know a HIPPA violation when I see one...and since no names were mentioned here....there isn't one. But I have perfect recall...and you definitely have AAADD, and CRS....and if you need the definations, come and see me......That is if you can remember where to find me!


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/17/2006 1:43 pm

Shagbear.....you are here because....heck I don't know...your picture distracted me! lol Missed ya my friend.


pleasureyourclit 67M
836 posts
2/17/2006 3:41 pm

dang thought it was having too much to do and too little time to do it!

pleasure


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/17/2006 7:15 pm

Pleasure....funny! I guess it could be just that...however....! lol


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/18/2006 8:03 am

Fly....leave it to you to come up with a new one! You my girl just know how to laugh at life. And its a lesson that you are teaching me too! Love ya!


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/18/2006 8:04 am

Mzhuny.....we all have days like that! And BTW...your blog today was HOT!!!!


gussax 52M

2/18/2006 8:44 am

I solved this problem a long time ago. I just set out with the intent in the morning of getting nothing done, and I always manage to accomplish exactly what I intended. So what if nothing gets done.


MoTom55 68M
163 posts
2/18/2006 10:25 am

Angel,
I figure that it's not a matter of not remembering something, it's a matter of having too much to remember. Unless it hits you when you're opening up a new roll of toilet paper, you'll probably be alright.


MoTom55 68M
163 posts
2/18/2006 10:26 am

Angel,
I figure that it's not a matter of not remembering something, it's a matter of having too much to remember. Unless it happens when you're opening up a new roll of toilet paper you'll probably be alright.


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/18/2006 2:13 pm

Gussax...good one!


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/18/2006 2:14 pm

Motom....looks like you forgot you already hit the post button once! lol


SirMounts 103M

2/26/2006 9:00 pm

I come up with some outrageously funny comment, but then I realize too late that I forgot to pay My light bill and


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