Frogs  

angeldickfuck 43M
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9/1/2006 10:40 pm
Frogs

Frogs



> >>A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his
> >>birthday. After
> >>looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
> >>She told
> >>the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a
> >>fortune.
> >>
> >>"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say
> >>it's been
> >>trained to give blowjobs!"
> >>
> >>
> >>"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
> >>
> >>
> >>"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this
>month," he
> >>said.
> >>
> >>
> >>The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's
> >>true...no
> >>more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
> >>
> >>
> >>When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was
> >>extremely
> >>skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed
> >>happy, thinking she may
> >>never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
> >>
> >> In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots
> >>and pans
> >>flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
> >>She ran
> >>downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog
> >>reading
> >>cookbooks.
> >>
> >>"What are you two doing at this hour?" she
>asked.
> >>
> >>The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is
> >>gone."


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