What would do you!!!!??  

amberabercrombie 38F
11929 posts
2/18/2006 9:14 am

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What would do you!!!!??


My friend called me this morning to tell me all about her one night stand with this guy from the bar last night...she was calling from his place when she called..

He approached her last night with a lame line, something like are you part such and such she said no and he said you want some in you, I forget how it went but anyways she took the bait..They danced all night, shared some laughs and shared some drinks, than proceeded to leave for his house.

They were fooling around in his bed, kissing, moaning, whatever else was floating their boats, they got to the point where they got naked and just when he was about to enter her he says to her *I have no condoms* she replies with *well neither do I* both of them wanted sex really bad and neither was prepared to do it without protection (my hats off to them both for that)...


sitting there frustrated, horny and wanting he comes up with this plan, he tells her he will be right back...

He comes back with...are you ready for this..seriously you have to be ready for this lol...

A ZIP LOCK BAG to substitute the condom, yes my friend had sex last night with a zip lock bag...she is forever going to be known to be now as zippy!

So I'm killing myself laughing here and was wondering what would you substitute for protection? If you were unprepared, horny and just couldn't go without sex, what would you do? Would you go above and beyond like she did just to get some nookie or would you take the higher road and go without sex lol...

I'm still killing myself laughing about this....only a friend of mine could do something so absurd!

parkpace 53M
1 post
2/18/2006 12:04 pm

I had a buddy with exactly the same problem so they improvised as well with plastic wrap. Long story, short version. She ends up pregnant and has the baby. A boy. I hope the Glad freezer bag works better than the plastic wrap.

Park Pace

sillyperv 55M

2/18/2006 12:10 pm

I know someone who used saran wrap and a rubber band.

rm_torontoakj 40M
1 post
2/18/2006 1:45 pm

That's hillarious! Who thinks of a ziplock bag? I guess it's more durable than saran wrap and less difficult to get into that a birthday balloon. LOL. Was it one of those big freezer bags or was it just a standard sandwich size ziplock? What about the zipping part?

torontoakj (josh)

smackyman 47M
3849 posts
2/19/2006 9:28 pm

Talk about keeping your meat fresh!!

quoteoftheday 48M

2/25/2006 6:26 pm

Love the nic...guess I lean toward the practical and would be thinkin' mutual masturbation.

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