Let's Party!!!! ~ Ambers Birthday is TODAY!!! ~  

amberabercrombie 38F
11929 posts
7/12/2006 12:15 am

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Let's Party!!!! ~ Ambers Birthday is TODAY!!! ~

It’s My Birthday!

And all I want from you is a vote!!...Ok I wouldn’t mind a long...sensual...hot... steamy... sexual massage while lying naked...hot beads of sweat glistening off my body just for you!..But hey a vote will do to!...

In true tradition of my blog and asking questions..what’s the best birthday year you can remember..? What was the worst birthday present you ever got..what was the best present...?...Tell me!...The birthday gal wants to know!...

rm_acer57 60M
124 posts
7/12/2006 1:04 am

Happy Birthday!!!! All the best for the coming year!

-- Acer

Glimmer_Man06 48M
3308 posts
7/12/2006 1:06 am

Happy Birthday Amber!

Best Birthday: 18th(got laid by my best friends mom)

Worst present: Never had one, i enjoy all gifts

Best present: that is yet to come, maybe this year(next week, July 19th is my B-day), and the only thing I really want is a FUCKING BOX OF TWINKIES!!!!!!

Sorry, but they don't have them here in Germany and I haven't had one for years!

They say a woman ages like fine wine...

...mine ages like milk!

alphuctup 41M

7/12/2006 1:11 am

Happy birthday Amber...hope you have a belter!

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/12/2006 1:28 am

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TabithaElectra 39F

7/12/2006 1:36 am

Happy Birthday!

rm_IMHOTEP0069 43M
21 posts
7/12/2006 2:10 am

Hey sweetheart, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Well as far as presents go none of them stand out as remarkably horrible, or sensational for that matter, Birthdays are never a good time in general for me as all my "friends" seem to forget about it even if I tell them the day before. As for your hot steamy massage, Get that cute little booty out to Colorado and I'll be happy to give you one till that happens ENJOY!!!!Oh and please don't erase me!!

blackleather2006 52M/50F

7/12/2006 3:28 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Amber! Mine is next week also (remarkably same as Glimmer Man - on the 19th) so we are celebrating all weekend long at the Farm! Should be the best birthday ever!

My worst - last year - was dating several different men and not one phone call from any of them, no call from my parents, my kids or even my best friend - only one call from an old friend who now lives in NY and her birthday is the 21st. - I felt so unloved - Well I know it won't happen this year!

Hope you have a WONDERFUL year!

rm_Benkai7 56M
2358 posts
7/12/2006 3:33 am

Dear "amberabercrombie".

Happy birthday ... may your wishes come true and may you find what you´re are looking for ...


Brainy42 54M

7/12/2006 3:38 am

Happy Birthday Sweetie.

Best present? Nothing really stands out.
Worst? Don't wat to talk about it.

My birthday is in January and I've found that everybody tends to be partied out from Chrismas and New Year's. If I could, I'd move my birthday to the summer.

As for the massage, all you have to do is tell me where to meet you


7/12/2006 3:49 am


under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


7/12/2006 3:50 am

I swear.. how did i put that penis there ? uggggg happy day

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

Kristofer32 47M

7/12/2006 4:44 am

Happy Birthday Amber!! Hopeful it is only a hazy memory of nothing but good things.

Me...best 19, Frosh in College and the captain of the girl's v-ball team made it very interesting

Worst...Last year...MY place...MY refuge...Cozumel was demolished by the second hurricane in six months


UdderPuttyBiped 38M
102 posts
7/12/2006 5:04 am

Happy Birthday Amber! *spankity spank spank*

Er, in case that was unclear, it was you I was whacking. You know. Not "it".

Hydragenias 57F

7/12/2006 5:06 am

Happy Birthday

Dildo_replacemen 39M

7/12/2006 5:13 am

Happy Birthday Amber!

One year older, one year wiser, and one year a whole damn lot sexier.

Best present: would be you at my door in a birthday suit (a ribbon and only a ribbon).
Worst present: a block of wood! (long story)

P.S. Amber I have a birthday present for you... do you think Canada Post allows the shipping of people? I bet fedex does... hmm, I'm going to have to poke breathing holes for myself (I mean your present). lol

mattbrim69 46M

7/12/2006 5:28 am

Happy Birthday

howaboutahuck 67M
489 posts
7/12/2006 5:34 am

Happy Birthday Amber
Here are the 27 spankings I promised you. ENJOY!
SLAP 1, SLAP 2, SLAP 3, SLAP 4, SLAP 5, SLAP 6, SLAP 7, SLAP 8, SLAP 9, SLAP 10, SLAP 11, SLAP 12, SLAP 13, SLAP 14, SLAP 15, SLAP 16, SLAP 17, SLAP 18, SLAP 19, SLAP 20, SLAP 21, SLAP 22, SLAP 23, SLAP 24, SLAP 25, SLAP 26, SLAP 27 and a pinch on your nipples to grow an inch cup size. I hope you have a lot of fun in your birthday suit. If I were there, I would lick off all frosting I smeared all over your body with my hands, you can lick it off my hands. I want a human birthday cake, YOU!
Have a happy day.

LUV, Huck

rm_spiceee2 57F
61 posts
7/12/2006 5:55 am

Happy Birthday to you- Hope all your wishes and dreams come true
My best birthday I quess was last year. I was very down and lonely. I have a friend who's family has kind of adopted me and well her sister and nephew where up . He was 5- And he made a birthday party for me. We had pin the tale on the donkey, clothes pin in the bottle and pass the present. He was so cute- he got so excited when he saw I was enjoying myself. In 20 years this boy will be fantastic, he is very sensitive to others needs and he is only 5.

Fletch8491 51M

7/12/2006 6:27 am

Hippo Birdie 2 ewe!

Here's to hoping you have an awesome Birthday, you sexy thing!

2375 posts
7/12/2006 6:52 am

Happy Birthday Amber!
Best present: Lavender tennies
Worst present: Can't think of any. Most all presents are good!

rm_sexydevil194 36M
4 posts
7/12/2006 7:14 am

happy bday. and for my bday gift to u im giving u an erotic message. first baby i would start by kissing slowly down ur neck to ur breast squeezing them together. then i would strip off ur shirt and bra so that my lips and tongue would have open game on ur breast and nipples. slowly kissing down ur stomach i would undue ur sexy pants and strip them off. rubbing ur pussy through ur thong i would feel u as u begin to get wet. taking off ur thong with my teeth i begin to rub down ur legs and make my way back up them with my lips and tongue. i put my lips to ur clit and begin to humm so that my lips vibrate against ur clit. slowly rubbing up and down ur pussy lips i begin to go into ur pussy with however many fingers u can take. wats this. oh ive found ur gspot and i begin messaging and teasing it. getting u wetter and wetter. but now i take my tongue and rub it over every part of ur pussy drinking up all ur sweet juices baby. then i switch my finger and tongue. my fingers rubbing ur clit just the way u like it and my tongue swirling around up ur pussy. i begin to roll my tongue to give ur pussy another sensation that it has never felt. now that ur good and wet and im good and hard i take my ten inch cocks head and begin to rub it up and down ur pussy lips teasing u. then wen u can't take it anymore i plunge deep inside u and feel ur pussy muscles contract sucking my dick up like a vacuum into ur pussy. then i pick u up, put u against the wall, and pick ur feet off the ground and begin to pound u like ur my personal drum. i pound u so hard that u have to hold on to stop from slipping off my cock. after we've fucked good n hard this way for a while i put u down and bend u over the bed. rubbing my cock up and down ur ass crack i let u know that i fuck ass like i fuck pussy. hard and fast. so i rub around ur asshole and then slam my dick into ur ass. i begin to fuck u so hard u have to grab the bedpost for support. i begin to also rub ur clit and u can feel my balls beat a rythem against ur pussy as i pound ur ass. now that im close to cumming i sit u down. have u suck on my cock the way u do best, and then i shoot my huge load of sweet cum wherever u want it. hope u liked that. if u have any other fantasies or want to tell me how u'd fuck me or suck me or even just give details about how u finger urself feel free. im horny 24/7 and can last as long as u need baby.

LunarIncubus 38M/35F

7/12/2006 8:48 am

Heya hun,

Odd that I should find you on your birthday. Happy birthday since I am here, and for some reason, the want a blowjob want a slave link wont work for me. Keeps sending me to the AdultFriendFinder login page.

earthShiva 60M

7/12/2006 9:04 am

Happy Birthday!
My best birthday ever is the next one coming up, because that's the one when you're going to break down and tell me where I can get all those naughty pictures of Judy Jetson and the Little Mermaid, suitable for framing. March 5. Save the date.

Yesterday was wife and lover in the same place, same time for the first time ever. Might not have been my birthday, but it sure felt like it! Guess we were celebrating yours! (It was way better than a mere vote, but you got that too. (You always had my vote...)) Your massage is waiting for you here in NM. Would that be two, four or six hands?

While I'm here...

I'm entered in TheCliticals' blog contest re: creative dick pictures. Vote at [blog 414229]. As per their rules I'm supposed to post my entries on ten other blogs. Hope you don't mind my doing that here. My entries are My entry for Best Supporting Penis and Return of the Magnificent Seven


soulripper2005 48M

7/12/2006 9:47 am


Fullfilling of Your wishes and healthy for your further life!!!!

Gr Soul

cobra70118 106M

7/12/2006 11:38 am

{size 8}HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMBER! {/size}

I'm still workin on somethin for ya.

cobra70118 106M

7/12/2006 11:39 am

{size 8} HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMBER! {/size}

I'm still workin on somethin for ya.

cobra70118 106M

7/12/2006 11:41 am


I'm still workin on somethin for ya.

I have not forgotten!

sammiesunshine 47M
162 posts
7/12/2006 11:59 am

ah ah ah I want to get laid by wisper...soo..ah...just spank me, fuck me and get it over with....mistress....

rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
7/12/2006 12:56 pm


Sending the bestest birthday vibes your way.

Best bday present and definitely the most useful was a clipboard my sis bought me for my 14th and I still am using it cough27somecough years later.

bipolybabe 56F

7/12/2006 2:06 pm

Did you get a sex slave for your bday?

Hope so!

Many happy returns!



Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!

Intensity4U 53M
7432 posts
7/12/2006 2:15 pm

♫ ...Happy Birthday Dear Amber ♫ ♫♫ Happy Birthday to you ♫♫♫

Best present: Maybe when my mother gave me the book "Love You Forever" by Robert Munsch - it wasn't all that long ago...

I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
as long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.

rm_cnilingsfan2 49M
158 posts
7/12/2006 2:22 pm

Happy B-Day Amber!!!
Wish I was there to share your morning in bed I am also very good a massages expescially for anyone promising to have hot beads of sweat glistening off thier body for me. Just the thought is making me sweat...lol

MaggiesWishes 61F

7/12/2006 2:22 pm

Happy "Belated" Birthday Sweet Lady

The best was when I 16 yrs old.
The worst: Any day that I'm not breathing.

warm huggies 2ya

tah3435 50M
11 posts
7/12/2006 2:38 pm

Happy Birthday Amber!

May your day be filled with joy, happiness and delight!

im_curious_4u 51M

7/12/2006 2:48 pm

Happy birthday to the hottest chick in Canada.

ChrisDL 48M

7/12/2006 2:50 pm

Many happy returns Amber. I hope you had a lovely day.

My birthday was 10 days ago - and my sister bought me a bowler hat (there is a reason, but being as I would only have to wear it for half an hour once a year, it's a pretty odd present!)

Happy Birthday!

MarcoPolo197676 41M
541 posts
7/12/2006 3:17 pm

Happy birthday Amber, Have fun

rm_devilsgrin69 52M
223 posts
7/12/2006 3:55 pm

From one Ontarian to another
Happy Birthday ...
You definetly get better looking as you get older.

May all your up & down be in bed.
I forgot thats where your starting your day.
May it only get better.

Lots of love XOXOXO
Devilsgrin69 at the gspot.
not just my location but my happy place. (i know, you don't like to recieve oral)pitty.

rm_abutoo2 45M
1078 posts
7/12/2006 3:59 pm

hiya sweety, happy birthday

I can't vote for you.... sorry, but I'll give you that massage anyway

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
7/12/2006 4:13 pm

Happy Birthday Amber !!!

and one to grow on *smack*

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/12/2006 4:29 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! {=} >>!

HoopsPhymaUreal 42M
153 posts
7/12/2006 4:38 pm


rm_devilsgrin69 52M
223 posts
7/12/2006 5:26 pm

As a friend from Barrie often state about her Birthday.
TODAY It's all about ME
Then she breaks into a chorus of Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday to Me!
Happy Birthday to Me!
As she singing this she is singing out loud and she points to herself with a huge smile on her face.

Be proud as a another year passes and life is truely better with time, just like you.


Djeeper1987 48M

7/12/2006 5:42 pm



Carpe Diem

rm_wershi 55M/56F
545 posts
7/12/2006 6:21 pm

Happy Birthday


rm_cnilingsfan2 49M
158 posts
7/12/2006 7:07 pm

I came back just to share a Crown Royal with you, or I could just have the Crown Royal and you could have a glass of wine or beer. You pick it is your birthday...lol

rm_agathon12 47M
1311 posts
7/12/2006 7:10 pm

Happy birthday, AA. I hope you have (and have had) a fabulous one. Best gift: iPod. Worst gift: an ex-lover telling me that she was seeing someone else.

rm_bk2nrml 58M

7/12/2006 7:43 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !! , my sensual goddess !!! i wish the best birthday ever and wish i was sharing it with you somehow. and here's a nice lil' pop on the ass for you, from me

im off to get on of your blowjobs


somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
7/12/2006 8:04 pm

I'm only behaving well at present because I have so few opportunities to behave badly.

Would you care to drift aimlessly in my direction?

You're birthday present will be ready.

docdirk 48M

7/12/2006 8:15 pm

I hate birthdays. All of them. Except yours. I love yours... all naked and sweaty and stuff. In fact, I'll save that image for my next one. It'll be the best birthday gift I've ever received!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

sean08802 47M

7/12/2006 8:41 pm

Happy birthday,a hump day to boot.

rico5515 53M  
202 posts
7/12/2006 8:51 pm

Happy birthday sexy.

The worse present I got was last year, first year with an X, she gave me a coffee grinder....thats nice, when you own a coffee maker and make coffee at home. I don't.

The best gift I ever got was from this Model I dated when I lived in TO. One dozen red roses, the best part was the store she had for me about getting them, she had bought them and was riding the elevator, three guys get in, look at her, the roses and say, guy got them for you. She reply's no, they are for him. They did not say another word.
happy B day babe.

barbiebunny 37F
5597 posts
7/12/2006 9:00 pm

Hoppy B-day!!!!!

Its good to be...ME

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
7/12/2006 9:29 pm

Happy birthday to you!! Happy birthday to you!!!!

Have a great day!!!!!

smackyman 47M
3849 posts
7/12/2006 9:56 pm

Happy birthday Amber! And I wouldn't be living up to my name if I didn't give you a little SPANK!

marnison 80F

7/12/2006 10:37 pm

have a ...very happy birthday.

lois...e. lane


PurplePeach72 45F  
9199 posts
7/13/2006 5:48 am

Happy Birthday! And here's your B-day Spanking! You might want to send ScubaSlaveboySteve a spank as his b-day was the 10th. Mine isn't for another week or so. I couldn't vote for you but stop by for my b-day and I'll give you that massage.


rm_ChiRugger 44M

7/13/2006 6:45 am

Happy belated Birthday. For the record I feel the Canadians are our friends, and hope that going forward from your birthday we no longer have any international misunderstandings, on weather or not our neighbors to the north are committed to tho this friendship. Even if you let the French run your country. Oh... who really who cares about American - Canadian rivalries on your birthday?

leo_tron 61M

7/13/2006 8:06 am

Amber - Happy B-Day

Best BD? Worst BD? - not sure....

Last year was the mosting interesting - found myself alone and feeling the most hurt I have in my life. Went to a bar to have a beer by myself and wrote out in a notepad 49 things I know...

Strange thing about hurt - think I have figured out the most about myself the last year. Mine is soon as well - might be a good Post - 50 things I know.....

Happy BD again

CD80869 48M
14 posts
7/13/2006 8:40 am

Happy birthday sexy Amber

rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
7/13/2006 10:59 am

Happy Birthday!

rm_smosmof2 68M
3240 posts
7/13/2006 1:48 pm

Happy Birthday! belatedly... I just discovered that when your blog was down it fell off of my watched list. It's back on now.

My vote has been cast for you. Good luck.

I make it a point to not remember anything about my birthdays anymore. Not that it was the best, but getting to see a preview of the first Batman movie on my birthday was very cool, way too many years ago.

I haven't got the heart to tell my mother that she's sent me the same birthday card three years running now.

rm_TNmbigshaft 40M

7/13/2006 2:51 pm

Happy Birthday Amber,

My gift to you today is ... me. That's right, I'll be a willing slave for you today. I'll give you breakfest in bed, cook, clean, massage you (as well as anything else you want me to do). I'm sure I will be used quite well .

rm_thepav 48M
278 posts
7/13/2006 4:36 pm


The best thing I ever got was a big party, the worst was absolutely nothing at all.

gnr8nrg 47M

7/13/2006 9:27 pm

Happy Birthday Amber.

chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
7/14/2006 2:51 am

Here I am, late as usual!

Happy birthday for the other day.

digdug41 50M

7/14/2006 12:24 pm

AH man I'm sorry I misse dyour birthday babygurl well no longer a babygurl now your gurlfriend huh LOL hope ya enjoyed it sexy vixen

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

TripleHARD3 58M

7/15/2006 5:52 am

i really cannot remember celebrating my birthday so sorry i cannot empathize or reciprocate since i am in fact ignorant having never been there but i imagine my most memorable birthday must be figuratively and literally your birthday my best present has 2 be you truly a gift 2 mankind my worst present would have 2 be me but no need 2 worry since you have nothing 2 fear....

so why not talk about me for a change? just kidding in reality the jokes is me....


rm_fidgett 49M
22 posts
7/15/2006 6:46 am

My best birthday was my 25th. I recieved many gifts from friends and family. I was taken to A.c. and given a case of champagne. I spent the day having fun and watching the sun rise. To say the least my experience was out of this world.

illusionpig 37M
13 posts
7/20/2006 9:42 am

happy birthday and pretty forever!

rm_smosmof2 68M
3240 posts
7/20/2006 9:25 pm

    Quoting amberabercrombie:
    Thank you!...you know what my blog is fucked...twice this week its gone down not today my picture looks to be down..I dont know what it is with this site, but if it keeps up im finding a new place to blog.
For what it's worth, it doesn't seem to be just you.. The "slots" pictures are just one big blank at the moment..

If you go, you gotta contact me and tell me where so I can follow... just don't go to Myspace, I hate the navigation there...

fire_vixen102 42M/38F
8 posts
7/21/2006 1:16 pm

HAPPY B-Day!!!!!!!!!!

rm_sinful01forU 41M
117 posts
7/21/2006 3:43 pm

Happy happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite birthday was my 20th as it was also the day that my daughter was given to me. Best birthday present I dad could ever have. Also, means that I haven't had a birthday since so I'll eternally be 20 lol.

rm_v10ivan69 64M
11 posts
7/21/2006 4:39 pm

Happy birthday little girl!!!

My best present would be YOU!!!!!

xxxtoecurlN4U 48M
1 post
7/21/2006 8:20 pm

its my birthday, too....my wifes got a friend coming over; 1st the 3 of us will journey to the local xxx book/flic store for supplies and mood setter. and i submit to whatever the gals have in store4me.....bradford

Passion247000 47F
3195 posts
7/21/2006 9:07 pm

I hope I am not too late to wish you a very Happy Birthday (27th?) Birthday!!! and many many more to come/ cum Cheers!!! We're glad you were born...so we could enjoy your honest, sincere writings on BLOGville.....

rm_jumon0074 44M
18 posts
7/22/2006 9:26 am

Happy Birthday Amber
Wish you a happy happy smily sexy another year[/COLOR

rm_sloman44 61M
701 posts
7/22/2006 1:08 pm

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Amber,
Happy Birthday to you!

rm_mainevern 52M
10197 posts
7/22/2006 2:25 pm

I won't spank since you seem to be getting plenty of that, so I'll just offer some nice gentle TLC for your sore heiney . Happy b-day!

Best, I dunno, my birthdays mostly seem to be pretty bland. Just another day I suppose.

Worst, 19th, having my then GF call me and tell me she was sleeping with another man, pregnant with his baby, and asking me if I hated her. Needless to say, the answer was yes and she became "ex" immediatly (I have a talent for really picking them).

Second worst was 28th when my dumbass family scheduled my grandfather's funeral precisely on my birthday. Thanks a fricking lot .

I Wanna Pull Purpletrashcan's Fucking Hair!

tadpudgy 57M

7/22/2006 2:32 pm

happy birthday ms amber!!!!!!!!!! best, each one i make too, since i was told at 32 i was supposed to die. presents....hmmmm, worst was a 99-cent box of candy from step-mom. she want's to make sure dad has littlle to connection to his kids. best, well, like most guys, sex. and it involved stuff we had never done before***WINK'ing***. So, hope you get special treats for yours!!

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
7/22/2006 6:24 pm

Happy Belated Birthday, and many many more!

rm_Daoud06 47M

7/23/2006 7:01 am

I send you a "happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyy"from France
kiss Amber

letmeseeanumu 46M
25 posts
7/23/2006 1:15 pm

Happy Birthday

rainqueen04 56F
1340 posts
7/23/2006 4:00 pm

happy birthday amber! my worst present was a pair of white mittens that "he" found in the street, and told me about it ....

best was ....uhhhmmmm they are all good 1's....

hope your birthday is a blast!

tracy_de_lacy 106F
9268 posts
7/24/2006 8:02 am

happy birthday

Bye everyone, it was a blast

GuyFromEK 50M

7/24/2006 3:59 pm

happy birthday and hope it brought all the massages u need

bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
7/24/2006 10:42 pm

happy birthday to amber! happy birthday to amber! happy birthday dear amber! happy birthday to you! and many more! hugz,busty

..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?

2shy4u66 51M

7/25/2006 4:24 am

Happy Birthday Amber! The best present I ever got was the one I got myself about 3-4 years ago. I went to the nearest Barnes & Noble where they were having a book signing by Bruce Campbell, star of the Evil Dead movies and The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. Not only did I get to meet the man and get his autograph, I actually got to spend a minute talking to him about how he got a chance to work with Don Coscarelli on Bubba Ho-tep. Most down to earth, humble man to ever make a name for himself in Hollywood.

aldo4036 52
2 posts
7/25/2006 6:44 am

Happy B-Day Amber.

askme4cock 40M

7/25/2006 12:06 pm

Well best birthday - Probably my 1st, hitting the first mildstone is never to be contended with.

Best birthday present - Bought myself a car for my 21st.

Worst birthday present - None as I am grateful for any gifts.

Any more questions babe, send me a mail and I will tell you all.

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