Women's pick up lines...  

amb_lily 41F
371 posts
10/10/2005 5:26 pm

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Women's pick up lines...

[Mood: playful...they don't have playful in their list of moods??]

In the chatroom the other night, folks were talking about corny pick up lines and of course we all know the lines that men use on women. But I wanted to know if there were corny lines for us to use!…so I did a bit of research to find the top 10 pick up lines for women and this is what I found….

10. How do you like your eggs cooked? (“Why?” Well I just wanted to know what to make for you in the morning!

9. Is your dad a peanut maker? ‘Cause you’ve got nice nuts!

8. I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.

7. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

6. If you’re naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!

5. My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them?

4. My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?

3. Are my undies showing? (“No.” Would you like them to?

2. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (“No.” Would you like to?

And the number one pick up line for the ladies………

1. Hi.

RailBaron2 55M

10/10/2005 6:19 pm

I've been on this earth for 42 years, The only one on that list I've ever heard was Your # 1- Hi, If a woman used # 2- # 10 on me & she was attractive Would those lines work on me? HELL YES!!!!!

babygirlwana 37F

10/10/2005 6:56 pm

honey i am goin to use all those pick up lines, u think it will work?? i hope so

amb_lily 41F

10/10/2005 7:38 pm

LOL...if they do, you gotta let me know!!

rm_connor696 61M
834 posts
10/10/2005 7:50 pm

Yeah, women don't really NEED pickup lines. It reminds me of a one-liner: women must be psychic, cuz they can always tell when they're gonna get laid.

Pity us poor men, who must fall back on our wit, charm, and huge cash reserves! (Huh--talk about working without a safety net . . .)

PawPr1nt 52M
133 posts
10/10/2005 8:29 pm

Someone give connor696 a gee-tar! He's singing the Blues..!

rm_mojomike 51M
45 posts
10/10/2005 8:54 pm

It's amazing, that still to this day, people even attempt pick-up lines. All the women that I have ever met were just from a simple Hi.

Most men ( including myself ) have had to learn that there is no such thing as a pick up line. It's more like Toe The Line to say Hi.

Now, just some advice to men ( I learned this about 5 years ago and it has helped my dating a lot ). it's called ( i think ) the 3 second rule. If you see a girl, just go up to her and say hi, if you wait more than 3 seconds you'll end up having cold feet while you watch someone else approach her.

How good is this, it's real good, how easy, let me show you, If I'm going to get some sun on the beach, I just start walking along the b-walk and say hello / good morning / afternoon to everyone, That just gets you going to build up your confidence.

Then when my toe's hit the sand, I walk a path where i see a few single women, and as I pass by I say hello and offer a smile. It's an icebreaker, the woman that says hi back to me is the one that I ask if it's OK to share the sun with, sometimes I get a yes. Then I just sit down ( don't be a dumb and block her sun or be on the windward side since that will put sand on her ). Also being polite is recognized as a breath of fresh air on Miami Beach.

next thing you do, after sitting down, is say hi again, say your name and offer from your cooler a cold water ( you did bring a six pack of water ). What? you think anyone going to refuse. Never since I moved to the beach has a girl refused. If the girl is already all oiled up, ask her if she wants the cap twisted due to her hands being all full of lotion.

After that you better have your communication skills up running or have a book with you on an interesting topic ( typically I have a book on something I'm trying to learn about ). sometimes you end up on a date for that evening, sometimes you make a new beach buddy.

But again I have to say : HI is the best pick up line ever.


PawPr1nt 52M
133 posts
10/11/2005 7:05 am

Mojomike - I love the step-by-step advice.

How would you go about dealing with a an interaction in a mixed-gender, nudist sauna?

I think I blew it last week with my opening-line to lone blonde lass - 'Excuse me, but have you ever been molested at this sauna before...?' Exit stage-right, blonde lass...

Actually, it didn't go like that... she chatted until neither of us could handle the heat any more and we went our seperate ways. I don't really find it 'correct' to try chatting-up in saunas

amb_lily 41F

10/11/2005 4:35 pm

I think its just as hard for a woman to get the courage to try and "pick up" a guy. Maybe our chances are greater that we won't be rejected, but it takes just as much to make the first step, don't you think?

PawPr1nt 52M
133 posts
10/13/2005 12:41 am

Maybe, subconsciously, knowing you are more likely to be accepted by a guy is what makes you more careful? Is it true that men are less fussy about the liaisons they get involved in, ie are we less discerning, in our drive to 'get it on'?

amb_lily 41F

10/14/2005 4:37 am

Are guys really less fussy though...I suppose it depends on if he's looking to get laid, or if he's looking for a companion.

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