Limericks  

alchemistz9 58M
147 posts
6/1/2006 1:12 pm

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6/3/2006 2:14 am

Limericks


I love Limericks

From: Book of Limericks, Wordsworth Editions

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There was a young man named Colquhoun
Who kept as a pet a babuhoun.
His mother said "Cholmondeley,
I don't think it's quite colmondeley
To feed your babuhoun with a spuhoun"

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There was a young girl from Australia
Who dressed for a ball as a dahlia;
When the petals uncurled
They revealed to the world
That the dress as a dress was a failure

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Do you have a favourite Limerick?

eriedragon4 58M
1076 posts
6/2/2006 12:44 am

dude to answer within a post first click quote under their pictuer tha you wnt to post in.
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there is a lot of helpfull hints there.
hope this helps.
Keep on blogging.

eriedragon


eriedragon4 58M
1076 posts
6/2/2006 12:45 am

    Quoting eriedragon4:
    dude to answer within a post first click quote under their pictuer tha you wnt to post in.
    if you need more help
    before you post your comment
    click more its on your left at the bottom of your post in blue .
    there is a lot of helpfull hints there.
    hope this helps.
    Keep on blogging.

    eriedragon
see it works!!!!


alchemistz9 58M

6/2/2006 3:41 am

    Quoting eriedragon4:
    dude to answer within a post first click quote under their pictuer tha you wnt to post in.
    if you need more help
    before you post your comment
    click more its on your left at the bottom of your post in blue .
    there is a lot of helpfull hints there.
    hope this helps.
    Keep on blogging.

    eriedragon
Thanks eriedragon4


honeypot7473 44F

6/2/2006 8:11 am

I oh so do
love limericks too
I see by your style
that you love to smile
hope this made you smile too


I sometimes can be naughty
I sometimes can be snotty
I am often flirty
I'm in my thirties
I am very comfortable in my body


eriedragon4 58M
1076 posts
6/2/2006 10:44 am


your so welcome happy blogging

mark



alchemistz9 58M

6/2/2006 10:54 am

    Quoting honeypot7473:
    I oh so do
    love limericks too
    I see by your style
    that you love to smile
    hope this made you smile too

    I sometimes can be naughty
    I sometimes can be snotty
    I am often flirty
    I'm in my thirties
    I am very comfortable in my body

Thank you honeypot, yes, you did make me smile.

Here's a little one I wrote for you (for you, not about you):

There was a young lady called Honey
Whose "daddy" was made out of money
When she wanted new titties
She fucked him to bitties
And let him eat out of her cunny


alchemistz9 58M

6/2/2006 11:27 am

More beauties from the Wordsworth Book of Limericks (I'm quite sure William Wordsworth would disassociate himself from this book if he were still around)

There was a youg sailor from Brighton
Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one."
She replied, "'Pon my soul,
You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one."

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In the garden of Eden lay Adam
Complacently stroking his madam,
And great was his mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two balls - and he had 'em

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There was a young lawyer named Rex
Who was sadly deficient in sex.
Arraigned for exposure,
He said, with composure,
"De minimus non curat lex".


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