MURPHY'S OTHER LAW's  

rm_alamo1235 59M
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7/20/2006 7:46 pm

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MURPHY'S OTHER LAW's


MURPHY'S OTHER LAW's

Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

A day without sunshine is like... ah well, night.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability that you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court,
you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


JaniSux 46F

7/20/2006 9:06 pm

Those are good..
My fav


"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."


rm_alamo1235 replies on 7/21/2006 8:15 am:
Janie,

Thank you so much for dropping in.

I am so glad you enjoyed them.

You are always welcome to visit.

I do hope you have a wonderful day.

JaniSux 46F

7/22/2006 7:42 pm

Just sayin 'HI!'

Janie


rm_alamo1235 replies on 7/22/2006 10:08 pm:
Janie,

Hello Glad you dropped in

Hope all is going great for you.

Think my IM is back up it was out most of the day.

Please drop in any time you want to.

red_hot_trucker 59F

7/23/2006 6:40 pm

The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability that you'll get it wrong.

Then there's those of us who've managed to perfect it to a 100%

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.Ok, now wait, if all the cars are lined up, then doesn't that mean there would be no risk of oncoming traffic? Then why the fuck not pass, no one wants to be at the end of the line. If your not on point, all your breathing is shit!

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. (Refer to entry made above, this is why the guy is passing all the cars,,,)

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.[/I](Don't they normally come in two's? Just checking,,,)

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man (or woman) to fish and he (or she) will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

I'm looking for the problem there,,,

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
Lets not forget the pinky toe...





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rm_alamo1235 replies on 7/23/2006 8:37 pm:
Very good points, esp. abot fishing and the pinkie toe.

Thank you for dropping back in.

Have a wonderful night.

florallei 100F

8/5/2006 11:33 am

Hello Alamo,

Their are some truth in those words...very cute!!!
hugs, flo


rm_alamo1235 replies on 11/20/2006 5:29 am:
Flo,

Glad you enjoyed and thanks for dropping in.

ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
9/16/2006 9:02 am

Alamo...Just popped-in to say Howdy!! It would seem neither one of us has been around much recently...I hope all is well in your neck of the woods!! Later Tater!!

Hugs...OhSo{=}


rm_alamo1235 replies on 11/20/2006 5:28 am:
OhSo,

Thanks for dropping in.

You are always most welcome to drop in.

JaniSux 46F

9/24/2006 9:57 am


rm_alamo1235 replies on 9/24/2006 2:14 pm:
Jani

Welcome Back

Feel Most Welcome to drop in any time

You can evn bring your Crunchy PB.

Hope everything is going well.

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