1434 posts
7/13/2006 3:57 pm

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This has been a really rough evening for me. I can't say alot about it because I have to worry about who sees this, who reads it. We've all been given a certain amount of anonymity on this site and it's been my refuge. But I've been hiding in "real life" and I'm afraid it may be coming to an end. I don't want to drag you all down, just keep me in your thoughts for awhile.

That being said, I need to cut loose a little. So, I'm going to let you all in on a decision I have made. I WANT TO BE AN ACTION STAR! I've been watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith and I could SO do that! I could do the stunts, you get to play with ammo and explosives (not to mention Brad Pitt). I think FLORELLEI should be my partner. We could wear latex catsuits and bounce around. Best of all: Action Figures! Me and Flo will make sarcastic jokes about everybody in the film and of course, we win every fight. Our conversations will be so off the wall that nobody will get us. But we'll be LOAO at each other, cracking each other up and being SOOO SEXY that we will dominate the screen. We'll make millions of dollars from the film and the product endorsements we're asked to do. Want to be part of our entourage? You have to have a really strange sense of humor, sarcasm is rewarded, and you have to think we're the best action heroes ever. Now taking applications....

DrabJuggler 55M

7/13/2006 6:35 pm

Brad Pitt? ... maybe .... latex catsuits? The nearest any of us may get is bouncing around in plain suits with ping-pong balls on them to be digitized for the special effects team who will then blow us into smithereens...ZAP........KerPoW. Millions of dollars you say... diverted into the deep pockets of agents, promoters and merchant bankers. The props... only yours for the premiere... the dress, the diamonds, the limo, the Brad Pitt!

Kind Regards Brad DrabJuggler Pitt

akron42 replies on 7/14/2006 4:22 am:
Brad, you're just mad because of our huge entourage! Don't burst my bubble.LOL

RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
7/13/2006 6:42 pm

Well, I know weapons, I know the military, and I AM sarcastic. What the hell, it could be fun! Yeah, I'll hang. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

akron42 replies on 7/14/2006 4:23 am:
Yeah!! Welcome to the big time Joe!

RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
7/13/2006 7:06 pm

And you can hide down Copperhead Road. Safest place in the world! Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

7/13/2006 7:09 pm

Oh yeah!! You are sooooooooo Hott!! I just luuuuuuuuuuvvvv the "new age" Wonder Woman bra you have on!! Soooooooooooooo SSSSeexxxxxxxxxxyy!


akron42 replies on 7/14/2006 4:24 am:
Does this mean you want to join? Hope so!

florallei 100F

7/13/2006 8:27 pm

Hey Sexy,

Am excited!...latex cat suits....meeoooooooooooww!!!...I hope someone can pick us both up off the floor GF...when we are LOAO!!! or have a change of cat suits when we wet ourselves after LOAO..

akron42 replies on 7/14/2006 4:25 am:
We'll have backup outfits. We are gonna have so much fun, everyone will want to be us...but of course we're irreplaceable!

RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
7/14/2006 9:34 am

Just stay low, avoid radar, and NEVER admit to anything without pics! Take it from a pro. BTW, BadAssBlonde1 wants to come to Akron with me for the spankings. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

akron42 replies on 7/15/2006 10:57 am:
Bring her along! We'll have a spankfest! Keeping a low profile, no camming, etc. It's not that I'm worried about the fact that I'm on this site, just worried about who can find me by being here. The past can be an ugly thing!

digdug41 50M

7/14/2006 11:50 am

Sounds interesting Ak um as far as the serious side of thisd post I hope everything will be ok luv I like your humore and enjoy reading your blog

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

akron42 replies on 7/15/2006 10:58 am:
Thanks. I love reading your blog, you keep me interested!

rm_meow344 106F
2615 posts
7/14/2006 8:15 pm

Great Post...A Real Life action Hero...Meow!!!.. If you make it tell me where I can sign up...Stepping out of the day to day life would be Purfecttttttttt...meow

akron42 replies on 7/15/2006 10:59 am:
Maybe we could make it an action TEAM! What would be your specialty?

leegs55 56M

7/15/2006 12:47 pm

u should be in pictures!!!

how are u??

akron42 replies on 7/15/2006 1:18 pm:
Where have you been? And I WANNA be in pictures! You can be "Leegs" our action team member. With a pic like yours, MEMBER is the key work here!

leegs55 56M

7/15/2006 11:22 pm

i been here..i havn't seen your blogs. maybe because i am a standard member...

i would luv to be in pictures with hottie!!!!

akron42 replies on 7/16/2006 2:34 pm:
Well I'm glad you found your way here! Are you ready to head to Hollwood with Flo and I?LOL

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