72 Pairs of Undies  

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7/9/2006 3:51 pm

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7/10/2006 5:33 pm

72 Pairs of Undies

Yes, you read correctly. My mother, bless her heart, gave me 72 pairs of men's briefs (tighty whities). A friend of hers gave them to HER in the hope that she would know someone who could use them. For the record, they are new, not used! My hubby is a bikini brief guy, so what am I to do with all of these undies? I thought about donating them to a shelter, or a Salvation Army store, but couldn't I have a little more fun with them? I had a few ideas:
Dye them all green and hang them from the trees in my front yard.
Dye them multi-colors so they look like flowers, and hang them from the trees in my front yard.
Get local celebs to sign them and then auction them off.
Put chocolate pudding in them before the auction and give stern looks to each celeb during bidding.
Give them to each of my co-workers on their birthday-especially the females.
Wear a pair on the outside of my clothes.
Wear a pair on the outside of my clothes to church.
Take them to a department store, in a hefty bag, and say my husband can't wear them because his boys need more room.
Wear them with lowrise jeans so the attractive elastic striped band sticks way out.
Give them back to my mom and tell her hubby prefers to go commando.
Use them as door prizes when I give a bridal shower.
Any other ideas? All are welcome! And if any of you haven't done laundry in awhile and need a fresh pair of undies.....

dreamswyou 51M

7/9/2006 8:34 pm

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Ummmmmmmmmmm. Errrrrrr. Cough, Cough!!!!!!

You could wear a pair, get yourself all nice and wet and then.................................................................................MAIL THEM TO ME!!!!!!!

akron42 replies on 7/10/2006 2:33 pm:
What's your address?!!!!LOL

dreamswyou 51M

7/10/2006 1:53 am

I'm sorry I just had to say that

akron42 replies on 7/10/2006 2:33 pm:
Don't be sorry, it was great!

Parrothead_2001 53M

7/10/2006 4:49 am

Sew them all together and string them from the trees (not your trees...)

akron42 replies on 7/10/2006 2:33 pm:
Maybe...YOUR trees?LOL

lightswitch1963 70M/54F

7/10/2006 5:11 am

We had green under ware in Vietnam....Maybe die them strips..????????
Thanks for the post..we wish there was a way to let people know when we are doing the cam thing..........

We'll leave the light on for you...........

akron42 replies on 7/10/2006 2:32 pm:
If you know ahead of time, post it on your blog! I would love to watch!

playtime44uandi 54M
6545 posts
7/10/2006 3:14 pm

Go downtown & hang them over the parking meters! lol....

Go out in the country & put one in everyones mail box!
Maybe in amish country! lol....

get some clothes pins & drive around utill you find a place with a clothes line & fill the clothes lines with them. lol......

~We'll Leave The Light On~

akron42 replies on 7/10/2006 5:35 pm:
Those are awesome ideas! I have GOT to try them. I'll let you know how it turns out and if I need bail money!

florallei 100F

7/12/2006 5:50 pm

I visited a tourist area in British Columbia, Canada and they were selling men's underwears converted into hats, purses and I can't remember the rest. I never would have known until the lady who made them told me. The hats I even tried on...LOL...it fit well and looked good...so who knew one could do such a thing...experiment and see if it can be done...good luck

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