absolutelynormal 57F
6016 posts
4/18/2006 11:57 am

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4/19/2006 7:54 pm


My 100th blog now has enough comments that it warrants 2 pages! I've never had that happen before, kind of exciting. I've made some new friends there too, people wishing to congratulate me that I've never seen before. I like it when new people visit.

My son is leaving and going back to FL today, so I'll be home alone again and bored shitless! I'll have to go back and check out pethumility's blog posting about poop!

I'm sleepy, I didn't sleep well last night, not that I ever really do. Always have 1000 things on my mind before I go to bed. I took a class on how to meditate, didn't work. I need a spooner (I'm the spoon), some hairy male type person, who would be willing to snuggle up to me while I was falling asleep. Then when I am asleep I'll push away from you. But don't go away cause I'll find you again later with my foot and then you get to be the spoon. I know what you pervy people like me are thinking, what about the knife and the fork? Don't need 'em. I don't need a salad fork, soup spoon or even a napkin, just some fresh linen for the spoon and spoonee to lie upon. Think I'll throw my sheets in the wash

Da_Lone_Elf 51M

4/18/2006 2:29 pm

WOW You make spooning sound incredibly wonderful. I would love to help you get the rest you need.

Da Elf

absolutelynormal replies on 4/18/2006 8:19 pm:
Well my Elfin friend, I had to look you up since I don't know you. You're too far away and too attached to help, sorry. You write well though, welcome to blogging mac

RogueAgent000 51M

4/18/2006 2:53 pm

Try deep for me sometimes. Don't forget the chocolate sauce...spooning rocks!

absolutelynormal replies on 4/18/2006 10:04 pm:
Deep breathing only works for me if I'm matching my breathing to someone else's

swlaman1 66M

4/18/2006 5:47 pm

Yea! Yea! And after the smooth female type person (in my case) falls asleep I can snuggle up close and match my breathing to hers. All those thousand things on my mind become one thing. Which will just have to wait until morning. What an incentive to go to sleep.


absolutelynormal replies on 4/18/2006 9:56 pm:
Yeah I have to do that too, match my breathing to the snugglebuddy, helps if he's already asleep and settled into that sleepy breathing pattern.

ProtonicMan 49M

4/18/2006 7:10 pm

One question: Teaspoon or tablespoon?


PineyFolks 60M/60F

4/18/2006 8:44 pm

Oh yes I love to spoon. One of my favorite things. Piney always says that when i push away after i fall asleep he just lays his hand on my back or his foot on mine. Eventually i will turn back to him and spoon again. Great read.


absolutelynormal replies on 4/18/2006 9:59 pm:
Thanks Neorn

pet_humility 49F

4/19/2006 10:15 am

Spooning never worked for me for some darn reason.
When they wanted shift or something, I would growl
and they would be scared to move. By morning
it looked as if they was some old person trying
to get out of bed cause they was all stiff and sore..

absolutelynormal replies on 4/19/2006 7:56 pm:
You growl in your sleep? Interesting!

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