What's in a name?  

absolutelynormal 57F
6016 posts
5/16/2006 1:58 pm

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What's in a name?

I'm daydreaming about my router being down and someone coming to my house on a "service" call to repair it. Nice thought, but you have to remember where I live and who would come to fix it.

It might go something like this...

Knock knock.

Mac goes to the door and opens it.

Good morning ma'am, my name is Edgar and I am from Bellsouth. I'm here to fix your router.

Mac leads Edgar to the bedroom because thats where the router is.

Mac watches Edgar carefully because Edgar is cute.

Mac is thinking Edgar has a really nice ass in those jeans and the way they hug him in the from leaves little to the imagination.

Mac likes it. Mac likes everything she's seen about Edgar so far.

She doesn't like what she's heard. He's got that "I'm a real life redneck" twang going for him.

Maybe he won't moan in a drawl, I think to myself. Or maybe I could tell him that I love a man that can be silent during sex (not really I would just tell HIM that.)

But then I watch his hands cause ya know how I feel about hands and see the nicotine stains on his fingers. Bet he has icky breath. Hmm maybe I could put my head under a pillow, tell him it's cause I'm a screamer and I don't want the neighbors to hear.

He turns and looks at me and I can see that he has more than "just a pinch" between his cheek and gum. Smokeless tobacco too!!! OK, no more fantasizing about Edgar.

OK, here's the questions

Would you have sex with someone just because their body looked good?

What would be something that would make sex an absolute NONO for you?

Is there a name that you just couldn't do?
(I couldn't have sex with Edgar, can't see me going "Oh Edgar, that feels sooo good" just doesn't work)

Mac


RogueAgent000 51M

5/16/2006 2:23 pm

I would want to have sex with some if their body looked good, but I can't handle "yuck mouth" as it leads to "stank breath." It goes a long way to the chemistry thing and the "cleanliness is next to Godliness" deal. As far as the name thing goes...no problems here, guess it could be more of an issue for women though...


absolutelynormal replies on 5/16/2006 3:29 pm:
So, you could "do" Wilma? You woulnd't think of the Flinstones? I couldn't "do" Fred or Barney for the same reasons, but with Barney, I'd be thinking Barney Fife too. LOL, Mac

Jeepidiot 44M

5/16/2006 2:53 pm

I would most definitely have sex with someone if they thought my body looked good

I couldn't have sex with an Edgar though either. That's just wrong. But for you you could just scream out Oh God repeatedly. Hell just scream out someone elses name. The guy is getting lucky on a service call. I doubt very seriously he'll care very much about what name you call him.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/16/2006 3:30 pm:
Edgar said to tell you he thinks your body is SMOKIN'!!!

Lautreamont 51M

5/16/2006 4:00 pm

Sex starts in my brain, my mind want´s to feel some reactions on myself, wants to get in touch with the mind of the person vis-à-vis. I have no problem with ONSs, i had some of them but before we crumpled the shets, there was a lot of fun, talking, fun and more talking.
But for The Questions
Had not happen to me yet, think will not happen
cleanliness -
Helga, the Name of my Mother


absolutelynormal replies on 5/16/2006 4:46 pm:
Good answers, yeah I didn't think about a parent's name. So, Roy is out too. lol

rm_gerson42 53M
2419 posts
5/16/2006 4:37 pm

No names would bother me, just think up a quick nickname and conviently forget what the original was.
Sex just because their body looked good? Hmmmmm. Well.... crap. No. I mean Yes. Maybe.
Sex with someone out of their mind on drugs or alcohol is out!
gerson


absolutelynormal replies on 5/16/2006 4:44 pm:
Yeah, no drunks or junkies, well let me rephrase that. No one who is currently doing drugs or drinking alcoholically.

rm_wetfingeraz 55F
3012 posts
5/16/2006 4:45 pm

Bad breath/body odor, bad teeth, and chin waddle. As for the name, Dale, because that's was my dad's name and just a little to Freudian for me, thanks. Anything else I could probably pare down to an abbreviation or nick name.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/16/2006 5:12 pm:
Yeah, the parent name, ewwwwwwwww. I did communicate with a person here who had the SAME name as my ex hubby. Needless to say once that came out there was no more communication.

Jeepidiot 44M

5/16/2006 6:06 pm

    Quoting sexydisaster30:
    Well, would I have sex with some one because their body looked good? Depends on how long it had been.....

    Soemthing that is an absolute no no? Hmmmmm.....bad hygene....

    A name? Well their are a few, but I don't want to piss anyone off so I will keep it to myself.

    Good post Mac.
I can GUARANFREAKINTEE that my name is one of those names. My name is hated by all women.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/16/2006 6:14 pm:
Check your email. Mac hugs the Jeep person, despite his name

norprin5 56M

5/16/2006 6:08 pm

halitosis and nasty body odor can be due to many things, including smoking and diet...regardless, though, both conditions can be temporarily relieved with a shower, a toothbrush and some mouthwash...

by the time that's worn off, you've had your way with him and he's out the door with the best story of his life

King Nor XVIII


rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
5/16/2006 6:15 pm

Are you a Willard? Englebert? Harold? Milton?

So change your name, dudes...you definitely want to hear your name called out in the throes of good sex, dontcha? I sure do!

Lots of love,

Hortense Gertrude-Agatha Schmiegelwaffle

(Sorry, feeling punchy tonight.)


absolutelynormal replies on 5/16/2006 6:21 pm:
I like it!!!

Jeepidiot 44M

5/16/2006 6:37 pm

ROFL! Not 5 minutes after my previous post I had 2 emails asking what my name was. Bunch of nosy people!!

What's even better is I directed both of you to where you could find my name and you both wrote back at the same time saying you couldn't find it.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/16/2006 6:50 pm:
Just so you know, the person that I was THE most in love with in my life has your name. You have a beautiful name. Mac

Jeepidiot 44M

5/16/2006 6:38 pm

    Quoting rm_mmmgoodnova:
    Are you a Willard? Englebert? Harold? Milton?

    So change your name, dudes...you definitely want to hear your name called out in the throes of good sex, dontcha? I sure do!

    Lots of love,

    Hortense Gertrude-Agatha Schmiegelwaffle

    (Sorry, feeling punchy tonight.)
I could honestly care less what she calls me at this point. As long as there's a she involved I'll be happy.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/16/2006 6:53 pm:
As a matter of fact there are several posts in this very blog where your name is mentioned.

Jeepidiot 44M

5/16/2006 6:56 pm

Hey hey hey...don't go telling everyone dangnabit. Both you and Sexy cheated and worked together. I swear you were both like 30 seconds apart with each email.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/16/2006 6:59 pm:
No we didn't. But we're both smart and didn't need to help each other out. Right SD? Mac

sleekmako 41F

5/16/2006 7:10 pm

I guess if my husband came home early , then all bets are off ,LOL


absolutelynormal replies on 5/17/2006 5:53 am:
LOL, sleekmako (cool handle btw) Mac

jdocfunguy 51M

5/16/2006 8:02 pm

So Jeepidiot's name is 'Bad Hygiene'??? Who would name their kid that??? I just don't understand some people.

PS...My grandfather's name was Edgar and my dad's name is Dale. Guess that doesn't leave much hope for me getting laid.

PPS....That was an hilarious post. You do good work?

PPPS.....Men don't have to have standards. Women set them for us.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/17/2006 5:54 am:
PPS....That was an hilarious post. You do good work?

Well I dunno, do I do good work? LOL

Helper874 46M

5/16/2006 9:29 pm

No, just because someone looks good, does not mean that I could go there. There has to be a lot more then that going for them....

A girl named John would really throw me off.....LMAO.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/17/2006 5:55 am:
Mac keeps all women named John away from Helper

chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
5/16/2006 11:19 pm

No offence Mac, but you have some fucking crap fantasies!

Names aren't a problem. Neither is a voice. Nor a bad attitude. Or...anything else. I am particularly picky as you can tell.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/17/2006 5:56 am:
Who asked you chasingfun? I'm not a man, I don't think the way MOST of you do (thank God). If you don't like what I write then by all means don't read it.

rm_yukonpaul 52M
1120 posts
5/17/2006 2:25 am

Edgar doesn't do it for me, either. All kidding aside, beggars can't be choosers.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/17/2006 5:58 am:
No, but there have to be standards.

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
5/17/2006 4:09 am

Have I just because he looks yummy? Yep! He was a great guy though too, so I'm not totally shallow, I promise

What is a deal breaker? Bad breath or weird teeth...or if he smokes

As for names....my dad's name (paul), edgar, otis...


absolutelynormal replies on 5/17/2006 6:07 am:
YAY!! I just wanted to see if the women thought like me, most do. God, I swear I think guys would "do" just about anyone, which I guess is good for the anyone who can't get someone to have sex with her.

rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
5/17/2006 1:55 pm

Well no one has e-mailed ME, despite my sexy name...

HGAS (ooh, hey my acronym is sexy too)


absolutelynormal replies on 5/17/2006 2:29 pm:
Despite your sexy pic and your sexy attitude, eveyrtime I see your handle I think of.... Campbell's Soup.

mmmm mmmm good, mmm mmmm good, that's what Campbell's Soup is mmmm, mmmm good!

Hgas? or Haggis? (ewww)

lol, Mac

rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
5/17/2006 2:49 pm

Well, I can be wholesome and nourishing. Occasionally.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/17/2006 2:52 pm:
As long as you don't have anything like cream of chicken coming ou.... never mind, I won't say it, I won't say it. Not everyone is a nurse!

mycin62 56F

5/17/2006 4:19 pm

NO, NO, NO I NEVER have sex based on looks. I don't care what you look like on the outside, it's what ya got on the inside that I want. That's why I never do pick-up's in bars etc, or one night stands. Which kind of makes it hard to make a connection on a site like this. But, have to say thru the blogs have met some really great people


absolutelynormal replies on 5/17/2006 4:47 pm:
Looks have never meant a whole lot to me either. Brains and funniness are the big turn ons for me. I've met some really nice people here too, including you Cin. Mac

trillionman 56M

5/17/2006 4:52 pm

Sex with someone with a great body would be great if there is chemistry.Some time a person with a great body are more into their self than you.I had rather have sex with someone that I have chemistry with and a so so body.I think I have an OK body but far from great,but I wouldn't mind if a woman wanted to have sex with me because she thought I had a great body.But as I say in my profile hygiene is very important to me.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/17/2006 5:19 pm:
I think hygiene is something we can all agree on T'man. Nice seeing you btw, also btw, you do have a great body!

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