The name has been changed to protect the innocent.  

absolutelynormal 57F
6016 posts
5/7/2006 1:54 pm

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6/1/2006 2:50 pm

The name has been changed to protect the innocent.

In accordance with my dare at SexyDisaster30's Birthday Bash, this is one email from my alterego's (not really) profile.

Sender: e800
> To: shavemytoes
> Date: May 6, 2006 5:48 PM CDT

Hey Im E from Bham and Im 30 and Im looking for a sexy woman to share and explore our sexual fantasies with. Im D&D free and have shaved cock and open minded sexually. I recently got out of relationship of 8yrs and wanting to try things sexually that my last girlfriend was too uptight to do. I work for the railroad and dont have time for much of a social life so I thought I would give this a shot and see how it may work out. Let me know if u are interested and maybe we can meet for drinks or coffee and see if we have any chemistry.

E baby, you are one hot dude!! You are so fine I cannot wait to see you. You trust me with a razor? I sure hope so. I would love to shave you and then give you the best head you ever had. I'm glad you keep yourself shaved. I don't have to worry about my piercings getting tangled up your nest of hair. Just the thought of doing these things to you is making me so wet. I think I need to play with myself, hope you don't mind. Would you like to watch? Max--------------------------------------------------

shavemytoes 58F
1 post
5/7/2006 2:20 pm

WHy are you writing about ME in your blog? Bitch!!!

Djeeper1987 48M

5/7/2006 2:22 pm

Funny as heck!!!

Carpe Diem

absolutelynormal replies on 5/7/2006 2:32 pm:
Thanks Djeeper. Thanks for visiting, you're welcome at my blog anytime Mac

rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
5/7/2006 3:10 pm

shavemytoes, who you callin' a bitch--huh, bitch?! Mac's got friends...watchout or we'll come and hold you down and shave every last bit of hair off your body! LOL

absolutelynormal replies on 5/7/2006 3:16 pm:

trillionman 56M

5/7/2006 4:11 pm

Why are you such a bitch? You told me you would not tell anyone about how wet you get when I email you,and I don't work for the railroad.Oh sorry wrong blog.

absolutelynormal replies on 5/7/2006 6:12 pm:
mac knocks tman all the way to Tuscaloosa

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