absolutelynormal 57F
6016 posts
5/10/2006 4:04 am

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So this guy that goes by the handle "ClitPumper" I think there's a number too but I can't remember. Anyway, he keeps winking at me despite the fact the he lives way far away and he's married. WHY? Why do guys do stupid stuff like this? If someone says in their profile, no married or attached men, why do they waste their time? Why do they waste mine. He winks at me several times a week. His profile says he wants to use a pump on me to make my clit huge. How does he know it's not already huge? It might be bigger than his dick for all he knows.

I know, I know, you're thinking he's really a nice guy, just a little misunderstood by MsMac.
Most of the people that read this blog are men. So this is a multiple question post. WHy do men do that (as above)? Would you want to use a clit pump on someone? Would you use a pump on yourself? Of course you cannot answer yes or no, you gotta explain it to me. Mac uses a red pen to mark the test smooches, Mac

rm_truedom2 57M
663 posts
5/10/2006 4:24 am

Only if I can shave your toes first.

absolutelynormal replies on 5/10/2006 4:34 am:
ROFL!! That's gonna follow me isn't it? Mac

mycin62 55F

5/10/2006 8:42 am

I can honestly say, I have never heard of a clit pump. I'll ask my kinky friend who works in a porn shop if he's ever heard of it

JustACluelessGuy 57M

5/10/2006 2:15 pm

yes, i know exactly what you are talking about. i had to change my profile to say NO MARRIED WOMEN (now a blog) because married women were sending me necked pictures and wanting ta do discusting things to me all the time. yuck! I don't why understand why they do it either.

absolutelynormal replies on 5/10/2006 3:13 pm:
WOW Clueless, you made your very first blog post to my blog!! Now I'm gonna check out your blog

expatbrit49 63M

5/10/2006 2:31 pm

Clit pump.... naw think I stick to carrots

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

absolutelynormal replies on 5/10/2006 5:05 pm:
gnaw you'll stick to carrots? yeah I know, groan. Mac

RogueAgent000 51M

5/10/2006 4:42 pm

Let's see if I can take a stab at it...perhaps he's not heard that NO means NO? Could it be that his persistence has worked for him in the past? My overall guess is that he can't read, or did read your profile, became overwhelmed, and became a clueless tool, unable to follow direction.

As for the pumps...while it does exist, I wouldn't use it on someone...what if something went wrong? How un-cool would that be? And no, I wouldn't use one on myself, quite happy with what I'm packing...the Walther PPK as well!

absolutelynormal replies on 5/10/2006 5:04 pm:
persistance rarely pays off with me. I get pissed off and Mac doesn't tolerate pissed off, she removes herself from the situation. Now if I had a nice 9mm like the Walther, I could remove the situation from Mac

ProtonicMan 49M

5/10/2006 5:53 pm

Alright, I'll play by the rules. For a while, anyway.

1. Why do guys do "that" (repeatedly send e-mails, winks, etc. to women who CLEARLY state that they aren't interested in married men who live hundreds of miles away)?
I have no idea. Maybe I'll do it to someone for a while, and then we can all figure it out. Mac, is there anybody you want me to harrass? (preferably someone NOT carrying a Walther...)

2. Would you want to use a clit pump on someone?
Nope. That's what I have a mouth for.

3. Would you want to use a clit pump on yourself?
Nope. That's what SHE has a mouth for.

*catches smooches, puts them in shirt pocket to save for later*


absolutelynormal replies on 5/10/2006 7:02 pm:
uhmmmm, I've never seen a clit pump, I didn't even google it out of curiosity but I don't think it would fit on a weinie. Would it? Anyone know?

absolutelynormal replies on 5/10/2006 7:02 pm:
awww dammit now I gotta google it!

absolutelynormal replies on 5/10/2006 7:35 pm:
HOLY SHIT! All I can say is OWWWW!

smackyman 47M
3849 posts
5/10/2006 6:20 pm

Because men aren't usually that swift! As for the pump - maybe he stole it from Austin Powers...

absolutelynormal replies on 5/10/2006 7:38 pm:
Maybe so. Thanks for posting, I was wondering if ya would. Mac

jdocfunguy 51M

5/10/2006 7:36 pm

OK, I know I'll pay for this, but I'll take his side. First, he's not wasting his time. He's acting out a fantasy. Despite many member's expecting this to be just a "friends" site, the marketing department clearly expresses that you should be here for something else.

Second, you're proving my vote from the other day. I'm right and TJ's wrong. You're not a perv. If you were a perv, to Fun's point, you and ClitPumper would be exploring the various possible uses with a clit pump over on ALT.com.

Third, how much time are we talking for either of you? He presses one button to wink; you press one button to delete. Not really a lot of time involved. Also, I think that you can block e-mails from other members, not sure if you can block winks too. If they bother you, just try to block them.

Does his profile speak to using it on you specifically? That would be worrisome. If he just means women in general, then it's just a fantasy of who he would like to use it on. I mean, there are fake profiles all over this site. If all of the info in your profile was fake and your pic was real, for all he knows you could be a drag queen.

A great movie on fantasy is 'American Beauty'. If you've not seen it, watch it sometime. Most people I've talked to don't understand the movie at all.

As for the pump questions, my answers are 'NO' and 'NO'. They're not needed in either case.

absolutelynormal 57F
6563 posts
5/10/2006 7:50 pm

Are you sure you understand the essence of blogging? I get to say whatever I want, no matter how irrational to you because this is MY blog. If the man were "bothering" me I would be talking to AdultFriendFinder, not in my blog. It's not him specifically but rather a lot of men over a lot of time that grates on my nerves. He bugs me because he winks every other day.

Now, as far if I am right, if TJ is right or you are wrong about the condition of my brain. YOU only know what you read right here. YOU do not know me. I know me. TJ knows me. Perhaps we just have different definitions of the same word. What I call perverted you just call having a dirty mind. I dunno.

I've seen American Beauty, more than once since Kevin Spacey is one of my fav's. I need no help in formulating my own idea of what fantasy is.

As far as the pump goes, noone said they were needed in either case, that wasn't the question.

jdocfunguy 51M

5/10/2006 8:48 pm

Just trying to answer the questions. Not the first 'F' I've ever received on a test.

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