Mac fashions a mountain out of several molehills  

absolutelynormal 57F
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6/6/2006 10:38 am

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Mac fashions a mountain out of several molehills

I'm having one of those days today. The ones where nothing will work correctly, where everything that comes out of my mouth is taken the wrong way.

In short, I'm pouting. I have a terrible case of the "if only" this or that and even worse of "I'm not_____ (insert your favorite adverb or adjective here) enough.

I have a whole bunch of things I need to do, including print something on my printer, printer says it's ready to print but it's not doin' nuthin.

I have had a call in to the guy that did the eletrical work on my house for 2 effing weeks, nada! Now my daughter is coming home to no power in her room.

She's also bringing the world's worst dog with her.

God, I need to get laid.

What get's you like this? What gets you upset? And most importantly what do you do to make it UN so?

RogueAgent000 51M

6/6/2006 10:55 am

I'm feeling you on this one...I guess a lack of patience factors in for me, especially with age.

I don't usually get torqued when it's one thing; but when it is several things in succession, such as you are describing, my head can turn on my shoulders and others know to get the hell out of my sight, or end up on the opposite end of a size 11. Not to mention that ignorance on top of not doing what one says they are going to do bend all sorts of directions!

The remedy...getting laid would work wonders, too bad that's not in the cards. particularly, where I can beat the crap out of something, followed by some really good comfort food can usually work for me. Hope it all gets squared away.

absolutelynormal replies on 6/6/2006 9:39 pm:
Probably won't get all squared a way for a while yet, it comes and goes. I know it will go, but I am an impatient person.

westhill2006 54M

6/6/2006 11:56 am

You are me,so I need not say...
Ditto,re.getting laid...

absolutelynormal replies on 6/6/2006 9:41 pm:
Wow, I've a Scottish accent and a willy! Yes you and I are very similar! Wanna runaway to Tahiti or sumpin?


6/6/2006 12:00 pm

I go and blog, talk to my girls, go have a margarita, a massage, shop, get laid and if that doesn't help my fave....calgon take me away as well as letting my fingers linger in the tub (rub a dub dub)

Hope ya get to feeling better sweetie {=}

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

absolutelynormal replies on 6/6/2006 9:42 pm:
Mac chose the bath, talking to her buds but I think what I need is a great huge big blubbery crymyselftosleep session and things will better in the AM.

norprin5 56M

6/6/2006 12:09 pm

all kinds of things burn me like that...and how do i get UNburnt?

*rolls one up* puff puff...'ere...

King Nor XVIII

absolutelynormal replies on 6/6/2006 9:43 pm:
Mac smokes nuthin, but thanks anyway

rm_dcving24 44M

6/6/2006 4:36 pm

I can always rely on laughter. It always lightens the pressure. Or stand back and really look at the situation, is it really all that? There are worse things you know. Also try and think in a different perspective, what would you say to someone who is going threw the exact thing. Last but most definitely not least SEX, yes it is almost a cure all. I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go. Funny is he who wrote this.

absolutelynormal replies on 6/6/2006 9:43 pm:

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/6/2006 5:08 pm

What gets me is when the B*tch in my life keeps my son from me. Sadly to say I don't get UN, I hold it in.

absolutelynormal replies on 6/6/2006 9:44 pm:
I wish your situation would ease Cru.

ProtonicMan 49M

6/6/2006 5:42 pm

Awww. My buddy's having a bad day.

You know I'd help you out if I could. I'd fix your wiring, reinstall the O/S on your computer, poison the dog--Oh, did say that out loud?--and then screw you til you could only smile.

I've had days, hell, months like that. I did some work on me, changed my perspective on a lot of things, and I don't get rattled nearly as much as I used to. But I'm with everybody else, a little sex goes a long way.


absolutelynormal replies on 6/6/2006 9:46 pm:
Yes, I'm having a bad day. Relearning a lesson I've learned in the past and keep repeating which means I must have really NOT learned it at all.

jdocfunguy 51M

6/6/2006 9:18 pm

I create mountains all the time. My procrastinations all pile up until something has to be done.

Here's how I work it out:
Step 1 - Follow SD's advice and get a bottle of your favorite wine.
Step 2 - Drink a complete glass.
Step 3 - During the second glass make a list of all the things you want to get done.
Step 4 - During the third glass rank the list from easiest to hardest to accomplish.
Step 5 - Start with the easiest item and work only on it until complete.
Step 6 - Complete at least 2 of the items on the list.
Step 7 - Celebrate with the remainder of the wine and a soak in the tub.

As for the sex part, you're a woman. Just snap your fingers and you'll get some. No need to make that into a mountain too. LOL

absolutelynormal replies on 6/6/2006 9:48 pm:
I don't drink. If all I wanted was sex, I'd be having it now.

jdocfunguy 51M

6/7/2006 5:38 am

That's cool. Just misunderstood the term 'get laid'. Since you didn't note the actual fix in the post, just take an Ambien and sleep it off. We all need a drug whether perscribed (Ambien), legal (alcohol), illegal (weed), or internal (sex). Sometimes we mix them together for the effect that we want, but one's not much different from the other. (Waiting for the technical medical discussion....)

absolutelynormal replies on 6/14/2006 10:37 pm:
You won't really get a technical discussion from me, other than there are people who do what you've described via excercise, more power to 'em!

trillionman 56M

6/7/2006 4:35 pm

I usually just find something to do to take my mind off of things that get me that way,or just wallow in self pity.You have to figure it out for yourself, only you know what can make you happy or get you out of that mood.

absolutelynormal replies on 6/14/2006 10:38 pm:
Sleep T'man, sleep! You've removed your profile I can't write to you here! FUCK!

clitalicious67 50F

6/7/2006 9:15 pm

Wishing you better days...I have been there too!!! Hugs C~ (hands absolutely a hammer for that damn printer)

absolutelynormal replies on 6/7/2006 9:38 pm:
YOU, my fellow Alabamian, are the 3,000th responder to my blog!!!!!

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