Mac cracks herself up  

absolutelynormal 57F
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4/24/2006 8:31 pm

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4/26/2006 7:23 pm

Mac cracks herself up

I have to laugh at myself when I look at the pictures here, I really do cause I can be so fucking retarded sometimes. I can be SO damned literal.

There is one picture that comes up on the watched blog list of a thin, white woman. It's taken from behind, I thought she was missing part of a finger. Nope, it's in her butt.

The angles often confuse me too. There was a new one I saw the other day. I could tell there was a leg in the distance and what appeared to me to be pubic hair and a tiny, tiny penis. I was thinking, WHO would post THAT? It was a woman, it was a breast, aereola and nipple in the foreground.

I find myself sitting in front of my computer, with my head turned sideways trying to figure out just what part of the anatomy I'm looking at and I'm supposed to be good at it, I studied it in college and all.

SO, please, keep me in mind when you post new pictures. Remember I'm almost blind because I sit here and look at stuff too much and I'm out of practice with anatomy. Thanks, Mac

Jeepidiot 43M

4/24/2006 8:34 pm

I believe I've seen the lost finger one.

Don't ever have to worry about that from me. I will NEVER take a picture of Mr. Happy. No matter how many angles you try, you can never make those things looking flattering.

absolutelynormal replies on 4/24/2006 8:42 pm:
Damn! And I was "hoping" you'd take one from behind with you on your knees and your balls all dangly! Mac, the smartass

absolutelynormal replies on 4/24/2006 9:00 pm:
and in case I didn't say it before, nice hook

ProtonicMan 49M

4/24/2006 8:51 pm

Be careful what you wish for, Mac. You just might get it.

Now, where did I put those pictures with the bananas and mangos?


absolutelynormal replies on 4/24/2006 9:00 pm:

docdirk 48M

4/24/2006 9:02 pm

LOL!!!! That's good stuff. Personally, I'm waiting for my braille screen to arrive!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

absolutelynormal replies on 4/26/2006 7:26 pm:
I'm going to the eyeball doc tomorrow, maybe I can actually see some o this stuff and report back just what exactly we're looking at

saddletrampsk 55F

4/24/2006 9:17 pm

I saw the little penis one also..
It looked like a hairy lil penis..

absolutelynormal replies on 4/24/2006 9:27 pm:
yes ma'am it did!!

elysianpleasure 48M

4/24/2006 10:06 pm

Sounds like you just need some more hands on experience It is hard to study anatomy from pictures... you miss that whole 3 dimensional thing...

absolutelynormal replies on 4/25/2006 3:50 am:
Yes now if I can just get a man to lie on his bag with his feet up agains the opposing bedposts and get up at his head and take a picture of his weinie, all my fantasies will have come true

digdug41 50M

4/24/2006 10:28 pm

I have seen some pics that really dont need to be up it is amazing to me the one that sticks out to me looks like a bats body with the head chopped off and in all reality it is a girl with her legs spread and it just make me go eeewww

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

absolutelynormal replies on 4/25/2006 3:48 am:
Yeah but I'd rather keep the weird pictures than to go pictureless. Congrats on the top 10

tillerbabe 57F

4/24/2006 11:11 pm

YOU are so not alone!!! LMAO!!! I have the same problem.. is it male? Is it Female???? What exactlyam I looking at???

absolutelynormal replies on 4/25/2006 3:47 am:

orock61 56M

4/25/2006 5:56 am

i didn't see the missing finger one, but i saw a couple of pictures that i still don't know if it was human or not.

i think an "in person" view is better, so you can get the "whole" perspective.

absolutelynormal replies on 4/26/2006 7:28 pm:
well sure, but this is the internet not live and in person

Jeepidiot 43M

4/25/2006 3:39 pm

Damn! And I was "hoping" you'd take one from behind with you on your knees and your balls all dangly! Mac, the smartass

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.

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