Mac Tlls the Truth  

absolutelynormal 57F
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6/20/2006 9:11 pm

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6/25/2006 7:00 am

Mac Tlls the Truth

Someone I know, someone from here, that I talk to on the phone, wrote to me tonight and told me that he didn't like my fish tales.

The reason he didn't like them was because they are so NOT me. I've said this before and I'm going to say it again. I am NOT who I am when I write a story.

I'm tired of writing about fishing anyway. Some of you may find it interesting to note, I've never been flyfishing in my life.

I've never been to Montana. I've caught trout in TN, NC and even in Alabama. I've caught them on a spinning rod and reel though.

I could take you bass fishing or fishing for bream (aka shellcrackers, sunfish etc) and keep you from getting "snake bit." (Just ask my buddy Rocky!)

I can maintain my own tackle. I love to fish for bass and used to fish in tournaments with the ex. My favorite all time lure is a 6 in black platic worm with a fire tail, although a SNagless Sally with a frog colored pork chunk runs a close second.

I can teach you how to tie differnt knots (NO, not for that!), I'll even bait your hook for you, but we can't use crickets or minnows, only icky worms that have neon yellow blood! EWW

I do have one more story almost finished, it's quasi-fishing. It's set in the same place only NO fishing actually occurs.

As I was explaining to my friend, I am writing an assignment. None of this would happen IRL.

Me? Just meet someone and have his cock in my mouth in a few hours, NOT likely to happen.

I may just have to show him what porn is, really wicked evil grin and as Westhill said, I DO have a great imagination. Mac

meerkittykat 43F

6/21/2006 7:19 pm

Mac...tell 'em they can blame me...I'm running a pursuit to morally bankrupt all of Blogville...

thankfully, most of the work was done before I got here.

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