Mac Moans  

absolutelynormal 57F
6016 posts
6/5/2006 7:11 am

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6/6/2006 10:08 pm

Mac Moans

I woke up early but laid back down and went back to sleep. I dreamed about sex ALL fucking night.

My mom is now awake. She asked me what my problem was last night. Did I remember her waking me up and asking me if I was OK, evidently I moaned all night.

Yesterday after I had my "little accident" the nice officer informed me that the real report would be ready on Tuesday. She knew that I was not from Savannah and informed me that I would have to return to pick up the report.

Now, I am NOT driving all the way home today only to return tomorrow to pick up the report. I asked if my daughter could pick it up, she said she didn't know that I would have to call.

The phone number is in my car. I have to go down to get it, I just woke up.

I do not want to go all the way home, yet the thought of staying here one more night with MY MOM makes me think of how to get the razor blades out of my Venus shaver!


digdug41 50M

6/5/2006 7:58 am

see what can be worked out mac and then get back to the confines of your home

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

absolutelynormal replies on 6/5/2006 8:02 pm:
I'm back home now

chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
6/5/2006 12:03 pm

Family - You gotta love'em.

absolutelynormal replies on 6/5/2006 8:15 pm:
yeah, I guess you're right

norprin5 56M

6/5/2006 1:19 pm

i can empathise, honey. hope you get it all worked out soon!

King Nor XVIII

absolutelynormal replies on 6/5/2006 8:17 pm:
everything is as fine as it can get for the moment, I'm home and I'm looking at your cute hiney

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
6/5/2006 1:24 pm

yupz, I hear ya!

gud luck....

absolutelynormal replies on 6/5/2006 8:18 pm:
Thank you Goddess

rm_1sexyroo 57M/57F
333 posts
6/5/2006 1:58 pm

Sounds like Mac needs to get home as soon as possible for some rest & relaxation...or sex!

absolutelynormal replies on 6/5/2006 8:20 pm:
Away from mom, home, YAY! Sex, nah that would require actually having something like a relationship, I'll just keep doing what I always do but have been unable to do because I was with my mom all wknd.

rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
6/5/2006 2:05 pm

Moaning in your sleep, eh? You should have just told your mom you were dreaming of the "big one." LOL. Sorry, I'm feeling rebellious today, myself...

westhill2006 54M

6/5/2006 3:02 pm

Dreaming about sex and moaning in your sleep,lovely,hahaha.

absolutelynormal replies on 6/5/2006 8:24 pm:
Well.... I didn't wanna embarass you but it was you I was dreaming of Westy

complexlysimple 35M

6/5/2006 4:15 pm

Trouble always seems to have a way of finding people even when their not at home on their own ground.... go figure

absolutelynormal replies on 6/5/2006 8:25 pm:
Yeah, but you'd think I'd be safe with my own mom!

rm_Twister2bed 48M
617 posts
6/5/2006 4:27 pm

Step away from the razors with your hands up and your pants down

absolutelynormal replies on 6/5/2006 8:26 pm:
In front of my mom? GROSS! YOU PERV!

ProtonicMan 49M

6/5/2006 4:46 pm

I'm really glad MY parents don't get on my nerves like that! Well, my stepmom used to, but it actually irritated my ex-wife FAR more than it did me. Got a divorce, problem solved!

Your situation is a little different. It's a good thing you drove there, instead of taking Amtrak. Otherwise we'd have a blogger making movie headlines!


absolutelynormal replies on 6/5/2006 8:27 pm:
What makes you think I can't Throw Mama From a Moving Car?

docdirk 49M

6/5/2006 5:32 pm

Maybe you can just back over her!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

absolutelynormal replies on 6/5/2006 8:28 pm:
JJ! You're a genius, I'd have never thought of that myself

jdocfunguy 51M

6/5/2006 8:16 pm

Dreaming about sex? Never heard of it. LOL.

Try waking up 2 or 3 times a night with an awkwardly bent erection pointing some direction other than your belly button. Then trying to decide whether to tend to it, or just talk it back down. It's hard to change the subject when you're only half awake.

I'm sure your insurance company can get a copy of the report without you going back in person. Sounds like you need to get home.

absolutelynormal 57F
6563 posts
6/5/2006 8:37 pm

Why wake up? Evidently my body just takes care of it without me doing a damn thing, except moaning. The night before I recall what I was dreaming about, last night, nuthin. Glad she slept the night before, cause DAYYUUMMM! I am SURE I must have carried on then!

westhill2006 54M

6/6/2006 11:59 am

I'm flattered Mac...
Was I any good,lol ?

absolutelynormal replies on 6/6/2006 12:15 pm:
I'll never tell

complexlysimple 35M

6/6/2006 5:11 pm

ya kidding?, being with family seems to draw trouble even faster ...then again that might just be because my brothers and I start making wisecracks left and right...

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