Kegels  

absolutelynormal 57F
6016 posts
6/1/2006 8:34 pm

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Kegels

As you all know from my blogs of the past few days I am sick. I'm also sick in the head but in a good way.

I'm horny as hell. It's my usual state, only I'm hornier than I usually am. Oh the joys of being 40 something

So this is what I've been thinking about. Can you imagine screwing a woman with a fever and a cough?

I've done it when I was sick before. The guy was someone I had been dating for a while and he knew how I am, perpetually horny. He asked if was sure I was up to it, well hell yeah was my answer!

So here I am, my normally little girl voice all husky, raspy, breathless sounding. He wasn't much to look at, but he knew what he was doing and knew what I liked.

Since I was sick, he knew I couldn't take his weight, so I got to be on top which is where I wanted to be anyway. So I climb on.

I like the headboard. I like to grab it, support my weight with it. He had some pillows under him, so my boobs go right in his face.

We're going at it. It feels nice, it's good and suddenly I having a coughing attack. I'm barking like a seal and he's laughing his head off.

"you gotta stop it" "oh wait, don't stop coughing"
"ooohh, it's squeezing me so tight when you cough."

My inhaler is on the night stand, I reach over and pick it up without him coming out of me. Sometimes, it makes the coughing worse when I first use it.

It did. I'm coughing so hard, I'm sure I'm gonna pee on him, but I didn't. "OooOOoohhh, Mac, I can't help it, I'm sorry, it feels sooooo good."

And he came.


RogueAgent000 51M

6/1/2006 9:15 pm

Now I'm torn...little girly voice or sexy raspy voice...? Had experience that before in a past relationship. The first time it happened, I though my eyes were going to pop out from the initial burst I felt. I'd have to admit, I laughed too. Hope you get to feeling better!


absolutelynormal replies on 6/1/2006 9:33 pm:
Thanks (((Rogue)) Mac

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
6/1/2006 11:42 pm

It sucks to be sick...but I really love the coughing fits too, for the same reasons...


curious082385 32F
4925 posts
6/2/2006 1:12 am

Oh lord, that's too funny!
I can just imagine the conversation...the girl feeling yucky and saying that she thinks she is getting sick....guy getting all happy and horny.


absolutelynormal replies on 6/2/2006 4:20 am:
Yeah, he would ask me to "come down with a cold!" lol

rm_truedom2 57M
663 posts
6/2/2006 4:49 am

So thats why you keep getting sick.


absolutelynormal replies on 6/2/2006 5:09 am:
LOL, that would mean I was having sex!

bipolybabe 56F

6/2/2006 9:07 am

The possibility of peeing while coughing reminds me of another of the "ain't it a bitch" things about being a 40-something woman who has given birth.

I love trampolines. I love jumping as high as I possibly can and falling and laughing with my kids. They just got a trampoline in the backyard at their dad's house the other day so we were trying it out. Every time I jumped, I was peeing a little bit when I was in the air. I told them. They thought it was hilarious that I couldn't control myself while in the air.

So, then those little buggers (11-year-old twins, a boy and a girl) took turns bouncing me in the air to see if they could make mommy pee all over herself!

More kegels are needed, I guess, or some damn surgery.

BiPolyBabe

P.S.--Hope you feel better soon!

BPB

Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!


westhill2006 54M

6/2/2006 4:05 pm

Hahahahahaha,what a great post Mac,lol.
Come visit Scotland,the clean air will help you...
K


complexlysimple 35M

6/2/2006 5:36 pm

Geez, as fun as it sounds I think I'd pass on that kind of opportunity ... then again the exercise might help the healing


meerkittykat 43F

6/3/2006 12:09 am

Oh lord......

I was telling someone my worst "nookie while sick" story. Was performing oral on an ex bf, and I don't even know where it came from, but I sneezed...and I didn't have time to get off of him...and I got a good chomp on the poor boy. He howled, and I sneezed again on his stomach.

He forgave me like...weeks later...lol

Hey Mac...do sexydisaster30 and I a favour. We're putting the word out for "[post 372954]". stop by and let us know if you can make it...

--Meer


clitalicious67 50F

6/3/2006 4:35 am

You are such a trip!!! I am gonna sooo have to try sex when sick for the clenching O...LOL


trillionman 56M

6/3/2006 5:43 am

Hope you get well and laid soon.


rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

6/3/2006 6:06 am

That crazy story got me all horny now!!....in a wierd sort-a-way!

Holla.


rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
6/3/2006 10:07 am

Oh, men love it when we sneeze, cough or hiccup!



Odds


Helper874 46M

6/3/2006 12:52 pm

ROFL....Ok, that one got me. I can understand it though...lol. Poor thing...can't believe You are still sick. Hope You feel better soon...(i think.. ). Try to have a good weekend ok? Hugs Helper....


jdocfunguy 51M

6/3/2006 2:33 pm

I've experienced a sneeze before and enjoyed it, although not orally like meerkitty. Never thought about a series of them. Gonna have to keep an enhaler or ground pepper handy. LOL

Enjoys sex even when sick.....hmmmm. Now that's a trooper that should get a reward.


norprin5 56M

6/3/2006 2:41 pm

my queen has sneezed several times during sex...the feeling - it's really amazing! she gets mad now when i try to tickle her nose with a feather while we're boinkin'

King Nor XVIII


ProtonicMan 49M

6/3/2006 4:35 pm

Hey, that sounds like fun! But I dunno if it would be worth it if my buddy had to be sick to do that.

Get better soon.

TJ


mycin62 55F

6/4/2006 5:41 am

Honey, you don't need to be sick to do that!!! The keigel part, I do that all the time when having sex, men LOVE it!!!


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