How does it feel Part Deaux  

absolutelynormal 57F
6016 posts
4/1/2006 11:53 pm

Last Read:
4/8/2006 3:28 pm

How does it feel Part Deaux

Ok so the reverse side of the coin was this, if a guy tried to explain to me how it feels to have a penis, I would explain what it's like to have it's counterpart. Hmmm, what to call her... How about Speedy, cause it doesn't take her long if she's treated right. So Speedy is going to speak with the penises of the member who blog here.

So, Speedy what's it like being a pussy, how does it feel to have sex? What do you prefer, oral or penetration?

What's it like being a pussy? I like being one. I'm nice and soft. My owner takes good care of me, she takes me for a swim everyday, keeps my hair trimmed just so or sometimes she shaves me bald. I can understand how she feels, she doesn't want me to be hairy for a cock's owner, I just don't like it when it starts growing back in. She takes me in to get a checkup, make sure I haven't gotten any cooties (everyone KNOWS boys have cooties, right?) and that my cervix doesn't have any abnormal cells... thank goodness I've been absolutelynormal. I don't like having a period, makes me feel bad and can be messy. When my owner or someone else isn't messing with me, I'm pretty quiet. I don't tell her a lot on any given day, well if her underwear starts creeping I will mention that to her. I don't like to be uncomfortable. I do a lot of anticipating. If I think someone is about to touch me in a nonclinical kind of way, I start getting anxious. I love to be touched so I may say to my owner, get me closer to that cock owner's hand. Sometimes she listens to me, sometimes she doesn't. She (my owner) is so goofy, she can abuse the hell outta me but when a man is going to touch me she wants his touch to be light and gentle.

What does it feel like to have sex Speedy?

It feels fantastic. When my owner decides to have sex, I come alive, I have a purpose! I have just as many nerve endings in my clitoris as you do in your entire length. It may take 2 hands to stimulate you but one finger or tonguetip to drive me wild. When a cock owner touches me with any part of his body, well if it could be shown how it would feel it would be like shimmering, glowing light. If you could hear how it feels it would be like soft, high pitched windchimes. If you could taste it, it would be like ripe Chilton County peaches or cold watermelon on a hot summers day.

Ok, your owner has me glowing, I glow somewhere beteen pink and purple. My owner wants your owner to stimulate me enough to have an orgasm and I want that too. We decided to ask your owner to insert you into me. I welcome you , the welcome mat is laid out, (no red carpet here though) the door to my house is open. I must insist however that you wear a raincoat for your protection as well as mine. You throw up on me and there's just not telling what kind of cooties I could get. Awww look my owner is so sweet, she's helping your owner put the raincoat on, she's helping him with her mouth, that feel good to you? So your owner leans back on the pillows my ownder so thoughtfully piled up against the head board. My owner straddles your owner. I bet you're getting anxoius too. I'm screaming at Wendy, I'm telling her to just grind on top of you, but she's not listening. She starts tesing me with your head and I forget to scream at her anymore. She slides you into me. You know I have a partnership with her boobs and a lot of her parts. Your owner puts one Wendy's breasts in his mouth. I love this part cause when he does it, this hormone called oxytocin is released and it makes her uterus contract and squeezes all the blood that was in it right down into me. I wotk just like you do, you fill up with blood and get hard, my clit does that too. If everything goes right, I climb up this big imaginary cliff, sometimes it's really high and sometimes it's not. When I get to the peak, I jump off. Don't worry, I'm an experienced jumper, I know when to pull the chord. I float. Every once in a while a gust will lift me for a fraction of a second and them I drift farther down. Imagine the exhileraton, knowing you're going to jump off a cliff... I sometimes sprint to the top of the cliff, sometiems I take the scenic route. Once I get to the top, I must leap. Sometimes I get close to the top, but not high enough to jump. I hate when that happens.

Which do I like better oral or do I want to be penetrated? I like both but I glow more with oral. Think about like this, you have a cock and balls, I'm a clitoris (cock) and vagina (balls). Could you get off just from me playing with your balls? I can get there that way, it just takes longer and is less intense. Fuck me without clitoral stimulation and I would glow blue, with oral that neon pink is what I would look like.

If you have any further questions for Speedy, feel free to ask.

swlaman1 66M

4/2/2006 5:42 pm

Whew! (Breathing heavy. Rapid heart beat.) I may need a few moments alone.

I've known about your oral need for many years and I just love doing it for you. Fast, slow, short time or long time. But you know what He wants [enough already just put me in there for Pete's sake!] I have learned just to make him wait for that neon pink "GO" signal. It's for his own good. And mine, if I want to get invited to play here again.

One more thing. Where do I get ripe Chilton County peaches? I'd like to keep one with me at all times.

Really enjoy your blog.


absolutelynormal replies on 4/2/2006 7:19 pm:
You'll have to come to Alabama to get those. You can buy them in Chilton County (surprise) which is 2 counties south of Birmingham. They're available from June to August or so.

mangomamiCT 43F

4/2/2006 9:14 pm

Dear Speedy ,
Where do balls go when owner of such balls rides a bike? I mean if it hurts to graze the suckers it stands to reason being squashed and jiggled atop a bike would hurt , no?

absolutelynormal replies on 4/2/2006 10:27 pm:
Being that I don't have testicles myself, I'm going to have to hypothesize on this one. Balls are in a sac, the sac hangs more from the front than between the legs. Lift the sac and sit on the seat, plus they make special bike riding shorts... if any guy I knew was awake I swear I'd call him and ask him myself!!

NSAAddict 43F

4/3/2006 8:25 pm

Great blog post Speedy!

absolutelynormal replies on 4/3/2006 8:33 pm:
Well thanks NSA

docdirk 49M

4/4/2006 9:57 pm

If you have any further questions for Speedy, feel free to ask.

Yeah, is she taking appointments???

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

absolutelynormal replies on 4/4/2006 11:04 pm:
yes, when her calendar is free

ProtonicMan 49M

4/7/2006 8:34 pm

Oh, God, girl!

That was REALLY well written! I loved it. I just wish I had read it sooner.


Become a member to create a blog