Hands not off, but OUT!  

absolutelynormal 57F
6016 posts
4/28/2006 11:03 pm

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4/29/2006 6:02 pm

Hands not off, but OUT!

You guys know that there are a LOT of things here that I just can't fathom. I can understand other people doing them and that's OK, everyone should be able to have their own version of fun, dontcha think?

I can see you rolling your eyes and thinking here she goes again.

What is with this fisting stuff?

I like penises, I love penises. I like a penis inside me (look SD, I didn't say it either, lol). I like fingers, I have a thing for a man's hands but I don't want several fingers or an entire hand in me.

Having a baby hurt, giving birth, while a wonderful experience is not a pleasant one. I don't want something as big as a baby's noggin trying to go IN!

Theoretically I guess it's possible, that with lots of lube and lots of time and stretching someone with small fingers could get a bunch of them in there. I'm just not sure what the hell for other than to say "I just got fisted!" "Now I won't be able to walk for a week" "I wonder if they'll let me drive the little scooter around Walmart to do my grocery shopping."

I have a friend that said it was only after her hubby had fisted her that she could have orgasms. I'm still scratching my head on that one. She said that she enjoyed that nice full feeling. I like that nice full feeling too, when I've eaten at Outback.

Have you ever worn shoes that were entirely too small for you? Your toes got numb and they hurt, didn't they? I bet you could have put KY all in your shoes and it wouldn't have helped either. OK so reverse what I just said, the fingers wouldn't get numb and hurt, it would be ME that did if I was stretched that far.

Would I like to have to walk bowlegged for a week? Yeah! But not by this method. I'll knock this one before I try it. Some things haven't been ruled out, this one has been.

digdug41 50M

4/28/2006 11:51 pm


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absolutelynormal replies on 4/29/2006 4:46 am:
Thanks DD

rm_yukonpaul 52M
1120 posts
4/29/2006 2:30 am

I once saw a webcam where the woman was fisting herself!

absolutelynormal replies on 4/29/2006 4:46 am:
EWWWW! That's just wrong!!

rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
4/29/2006 5:53 am

I'm with you on this, Mac. Noooooo way, Nooooooo how. No.

absolutelynormal replies on 4/29/2006 9:51 am:
Yeah, definitely ouchie!

trillionman 56M

4/29/2006 8:59 am

I if a woman wants me to fist her then I am not going to please her with my cock,but I am willing to try.I am not small but I can't compete with a fist.Since you like hands Mac,I'll work on some hand pictures for just you lol.

absolutelynormal replies on 4/29/2006 9:52 am:
Yeah, I love hands, just NOT inside me!

ProtonicMan 49M

4/29/2006 9:57 am

Mac, you just make me smile.

Preferences duly noted. There's a slim chance that this information may prove valuable in the future.


absolutelynormal replies on 4/29/2006 10:41 am:
It's not just a matter of preference, it's a matter of that won't work.

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