Am I a Bitch?  

absolutelynormal 57F
6016 posts
9/6/2006 9:54 pm

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9/9/2006 5:45 am

Am I a Bitch?

So I get an email from this guy here today and he's basically whining about my profile. He thinks I want to much from a man. I didn't tell him about editing it about 6 times so that it didn't sound like I was wanting the whole world delivered to my door.

I am not too demanding. All I want is for some guy to not be married or otherwise attached. Non smoker only, no drugs doesnt drink to excess. Make me laugh and be smart.

If I were getting real specific... I'm looking for a not too ugly man who is not in a relationship who can make me laugh and not step on my toes too often. Must have good hygiene. Have a job or large trust fund. Who could care less that I am a short fat woman with lovely hair and big full breasts, very rubenesque. I'd also apprectiae someone very close ot my age. I'm getting very tired and the typing is going to suck but, you'll all get over it.

Oh yeah, add to the list I want a guy to stroke my hair till I fall asleep tonight. It's baby hair, soft, silky and smells of pantene.
Any volunteers?

digdug41 50M

9/7/2006 6:03 am

well I would just stroke your hair til ya fell asleep coz thats what friends do for each other until ya found the right man for the job

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
9/7/2006 6:08 am

How dare you be honest about what you want!!! And you dare to blog AND search for someone to meet at the same time!!

Geez Mac, anyone would think that you are articulate,honest and that you know what you want or something!!

Men...can't live with them and can't shoot them (unless you don't get caught..hehe!!)

Let me sent him a thanks but no thanks email and this was him come back to that?

Frangi x

Mr_Goodbar1101 42M
12 posts
9/7/2006 6:53 am

You evil witch! I can't believe that you would actually tell everyone what you want instead of wasting your time with people who you can't stand. You need to get over yourself!

norprin5 56M

9/7/2006 9:02 am

and yet, youdon't want me... *sigh*

King Nor XVIII

bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
9/7/2006 10:59 am

u r just too cute!!!! i loved it! thank u for making me smile! hugz,busty

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jdocfunguy 51M

9/7/2006 4:20 pm

That's too funny, Mac! Wonder which attribute he failed on. Probably too many to count. Although there's nothing extreme about hoping to meet someone who's decent and ready for a relationship.

I'm also wondering how specific his list was??? He probably has a list of physical requirements a mile long. LOL

complexlysimple 35M

9/7/2006 5:50 pm

..well if you are then you're the kind I like .... actually come to think about it many of the women I do like seem to get referred to as 'bitches' ...guys what bunch of wimps .. no wonder why they expect a woman to take care of them .... sheesh

ya Mac

ProtonicMan 49M

9/7/2006 8:44 pm

I'd caress your hair while you fell asleep with your head on my lap. (Oh, come on, people, we're just friends here!) But then I'd be afraid of waking you when I had to get up later.



JustaSeeker 107F

9/7/2006 10:14 pm

See, these guys don't think you're a bitch... I get emails like that too. They are from big pusses, so consider the source.

brute472 75M
3480 posts
9/7/2006 10:31 pm

You are a girl who knows what she wants and more power to you.
It is refreshing to read an honest blog and I guess the guy was in no way going to fit so he did the male thing and decided to sling muck instead.
If it didn't upset my friend here on the site I would love to stroke your hair until you fell asleep cause that is another thing friends are for.
Sleep well Mac.

caressmewell 55F

9/8/2006 6:40 am

No, you are not a bitch. The writer of the email has been rejected so much that it's all the women's fault and not his. YOu can't fix stupid.

rm_6menu9 46M
33 posts
9/8/2006 8:32 am

I see that we are close geographically. I would love to stroke your hair till you fell asleep, Pantene is one of my favorite scents. I can't promise I won't step on your toes though, I am such a clutz. How bout we get together tonight!

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