The difference between women and men  

abitcrazy4sex 46M
666 posts
9/11/2006 7:58 pm

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9/26/2006 10:00 pm

The difference between women and men


If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.

Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more MONEY than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change , and she does.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

rm_cutechubby8 47F
3428 posts
9/12/2006 8:57 am

A guy goes into a tattoo parlour and offers the tattoo artist £1000 to put a £100 bill on his cock. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this.

The man says,"I have my reasons which I'd rather tell right now."

So the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is anxious with curiosity over why this man wants a £100 bill on his penis. So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why and says the man can keep the £1000 he would have paid for the tattoo if he would just tell the reason for putting a £100 on his willie.

So the man consents and offers these three reasons;

"First I like to play with my money

Second, I like to watch my money grow

And third, and most important, the next time my wife wants to blow £100, she can stay at home to do it!"

abitcrazy4sex replies on 9/13/2006 6:09 am:
Nice one !

bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
9/26/2006 7:37 pm

i've read that b4 and loved it! hugz,busty
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abitcrazy4sex replies on 9/26/2006 10:07 pm:
damn , on my way

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