New Drink !!!!!  

abitcrazy4sex 46M
666 posts
9/8/2006 5:29 pm

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9/11/2006 5:09 pm

New Drink !!!!!

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After awhile he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "
"First, you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next, you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally, you drink the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK? Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... In one second the sharp lime taste hits .... At two seconds the Baileys curdles .... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job"

lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
9/8/2006 5:48 pm

umm, I'm utterly speechless...

abitcrazy4sex replies on 9/10/2006 11:29 am:
why do i find that tough to believe

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
9/8/2006 10:37 pm

Sex on the beach for me

abitcrazy4sex replies on 9/10/2006 11:28 am:
ohhhhhhh i like sex on the beack

Lemondrop15484u 55F
4816 posts
9/9/2006 4:10 pm

you can tell by my name what I like.

abitcrazy4sex replies on 9/10/2006 11:25 am:
yea , thats really nice

JustASingleGirl2 50F
719 posts
9/10/2006 1:35 am

LOL, I like that one. I am gonna steal it from you and post it on my blog, hope you don't mind.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

abitcrazy4sex replies on 9/10/2006 11:24 am:
Not in the least bit glad you liked it !

menopausemember 52F
50 posts
9/11/2006 6:38 am

that is too funny...hmmmmmmmmmm, guess what is good for the gander may not always be good for the goose...

abitcrazy4sex replies on 9/11/2006 5:10 pm:
very true

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