10 ways to lose a fuck buddy , part 2 *by popular demand*  

abitcrazy4sex 46M
666 posts
8/6/2006 7:34 pm

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10 ways to lose a fuck buddy , part 2 *by popular demand*

#1 - Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do then go
bowling.

#2 - Put her panties on your head. Strip completely nude otherwise and tiptoe
around the house and pretend to carry a shotgun. When she asks what your doing, say "Be vewy vewy quiet I'm hunting wabbits."

#3 - If she mentions committment or marriage, mention anal group sex in the
same tone of voice.

#4 - Fake your own orgasm while dining out.

#5 - Tell her you've decided to become a transsexual lesbian and want to move
in with her.

#6 - Ask for a skin sample. Tell her if she dies your gonna use "Jurassic Park" technology to create clones of her so you'll never be lonely ... after
editing out the *bitch* genes.

#7 - Tell her it's Saint Jism day and your religion requires you to receive a
blowjob every hour for the next 24 hours.

#8 - Point to her genitalia. Say "Damn. What happened to the other guy?"

#9 - Ask when was the last time she shaved her back.

#10 - Study her legs intently. Gently poke a small area on one leg. Say, "Nah , It's nothing." Ignore her attempts to have you explain what you were talking about.


lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/6/2006 8:21 pm

I see nothing wrong with #7.


abitcrazy4sex replies on 8/6/2006 8:34 pm:
good point , i dont really either however maybe some are not as orally inclined as we are

lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/6/2006 9:02 pm

I like when we are orally inclined...or is it orally reclined?


abitcrazy4sex replies on 8/6/2006 9:12 pm:
hmm , i would have to say my first answer ...inclined he he

QueenofBitches69 48F

8/6/2006 10:09 pm

Damn, stole my responce! lol


abitcrazy4sex replies on 8/7/2006 6:04 am:
no , that can be your response too

lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 2:36 am

I just want you to know that this is my 500 post, my brain is mush, my fingers numb and NBC went off the air 34 minutes ago...wish I was in bed naked with you instead of sitting here...


abitcrazy4sex replies on 8/7/2006 6:05 am:
i see it lasted longer than that cause as i am typing this it says 515 ! that does sound nice hmmm

bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
8/7/2006 5:05 am

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abitcrazy4sex replies on 8/7/2006 6:05 am:
why thank you

rm_cutechubby8 47F
3428 posts
8/7/2006 6:30 am

lol - you did it again - number 2 was soo funny


abitcrazy4sex replies on 8/7/2006 4:04 pm:
i like doing it again , and again and again and again

lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 4:19 pm

you have never done #2 with me...


abitcrazy4sex replies on 8/7/2006 4:34 pm:
putting your panties on my head ...............would require that you were wearing panties

lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/8/2006 10:33 pm

I wore them once, remember the little yellow ones...


abitcrazy4sex replies on 8/9/2006 6:02 am:
like it was yesterday

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