You won't believe they said that in a chat room!  

a_wallflower 49F  
283 posts
5/11/2006 10:00 am

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You won't believe they said that in a chat room!

Okay.. after reading a lot of rdy2try4 blogs about pathetic, mean, hateful, and just plain lame emails, I've decided to create my own blog. Now, I'm not going to post arguments, "he said/she said" posts, or gossip. This is for outrageous, incredulous, and just plain amusing pick-up lines and comments in the chat rooms. Please feel free to contribute! Oh, and the names have been removed to protect the not-so-innocent



a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
5/11/2006 10:38 am

Here's a few gems for today:

(M) who wants to fuck here? [ 9:35 AM PDT]
Does this really work?

(M) ****1234> would you fuck a 19 year virgin whos on this stupid thingy? [10:17 AM PDT]
It doesn't get anymore desperate than that!

(M) ********69 you have hot profile..you into younger guys [10:21 AM PDT]
and the reply is:
(F) ****** what do you THINK? GO READ MY PROFILE [10:22 AM PDT]

(M) *****.... so your into gangbangs eh? [10:26 AM PDT]
♪♫ 'cuz I'm the king of wishful thinking

(M) blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah [10:30 AM PDT]
Pretty much speaks for itself, doesn't it?

(M) I NEED TO GET RID OF MY MORNING WOOD! Ladies please help . . . . [10:36 AM PDT]
I can loan you a hatchet...

Stay tuned for more!


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
5/11/2006 10:48 am

OMG!!! Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, I see this:

(M) id fuck **** juss bc shes 5 mins down the road other than that there is no face pic [10:45 AM PDT]

Guys!! guys!!! do you *really* think that works?


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
5/11/2006 1:09 pm

Hey sweetie!!! Thanks for the plug on my blogs. Do ME a big favor...go to my blogs by clicking here -->rdy2try4 and go into the blog for "Lame, boring, and just plain stupid"...yes that is the title of blog #2. Post your plug for YOUR blogs...right there sweetie!!! You just had it in the wrong blog babe.

My blogs include...

#1..."Best Emails"
#2..."Lame, Boring, and just plain Stupid"
#3..."A Polite No Thank You can cause this..."
#4..."Unsolicited Hate emails"

I will be SURE to check on YOUR blogs and watch this from the chatrooms. I think it is a wonderful idea. Some of my own from the chatroom...

A...Hey, I am close?? wanna f*ck?
(my neighbor is 80 feet beside me..I do not f*ck him..so no)
B...Wanna see my dick?
(uh...ALL guys have one..but to not BE a dick is much more difficult apparently)
C...I thought this was a sex site?? Why are the women not f*cking everyone?
(could be because it isn't a free whorehouse warehouse)
D...You into younger guys?
(you look and younger is like 20-30-40 years younger.)
E...Come on, you lay back and I will do everything. I know you said no but...
(that was from a woman to me...I state clearly NO women and told her so...now THAT is desperate)
F...Hey were are all the slutty women??
(wow, that is a turn on to call us names first)
G...Who wants to suck me off??
(that is always a thrill to see. Ask us to service you and you don't have to do shit back to us...YOU get to ejaculate and WE get a bunch of sore knees. NOT)

Good job Wallflower!! I love it.


haversack_smith 41M
6192 posts
5/11/2006 11:39 pm

Now this is why I very rarely go in the chatroom - not just because there's guys saying stuff like this, but because there's nobody saying anything else (probably because there's so many guys saying stuff like this). Do I wanna sit and watch fifty guys's versions of "Have dick, wanna fuck" flash by? No. Does this make me wanna chat? No.

It's a shame, because chatrooms can be really great, it's just the idiots spoiling them for the rest of us... again.


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
5/12/2006 11:09 am

More gems today...

Ok, here's the background on this guy... he's been talking to this one older lady who stated she didn't like really younger men, and 30 was the borderline... well, that statement got him all hot and bothered....

(M) *****, I GUARANTEE I WOULD HAVE YOU TREMBLING IN MINUTES AND I AM ONLY 30 [10:42 AM PDT]
Does that come with a money-back guarantee?


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
5/20/2006 12:07 am

sorry... I have been extremely busy with school these last two weeks, as well as getting ready to move. Hopefully I'll have a few more gems to publish soon!


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
5/20/2006 6:08 am

Here is a classic...

"WHO WANTS TO SEE A HARD COCK??"

As if you can sign onto THIS site and NOT see one???


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
5/21/2006 1:22 am

LOL rdy.. omg.. I'd love to see a guy post "who wants to see a flaccid penis"


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
5/21/2006 9:33 pm

Roflmao @ A_wallflower. Yeah, well just yesterday...omg..I have the smart ass reply book out!! Here it is...

Q..."Where is all the P*ssy?"
A...We sent it all to Zimbabwe!!

Q..."I need p*ssy!"
A...Try going to the Humane Society!!

Q..."Where are all the horny ladies?"
A...Wow, I am horny so I suddenly just f*ck whoever has a dick?? NOT

Q..."Who has a hot p*ssy?"
A...I am sorry, mine died when hit by a car last week. WTF kind of question is that?

Guys...have you ever thought even for a second, that no matter how hot or horny a woman is, when you refer to us as *P*ssy* it just kinda KILLS the thought?? I mean, how about a *hot lady* rather than a body part?? Such a turn off fellas...I certainly do NOT go asking "Who is an asshole in here?" but you sure to tell us without having to ask. hahahaha


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
5/21/2006 9:36 pm

ON an added note..that "Where are all the horny ladies?" one..I just have visions of women jumping up and down yelling "I am horny" "I am horny" "pick me I am horny" as if we suddenly are just a mad mob of horny sluts that don't care about anything. Of course..when you are done smoking that Thai stick and come back to reality and realize that women are NOT going to clammer like that for any guys dick....hahahahahaha What a stupid ass lame thing to ask in a chatroom, but they do it.


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
5/31/2006 1:58 pm

Well, after 2 really intense weeks including getting ready to move, graduation (my own) and all that good stuff.. I'm back and primed to go!
A few more gems...


(M) any ladies in here other than the obvious chat regulars?
heh.. apparently he's been turned down a lot...

(M) I can almost taste you nectar of womenhood.
laughing too hard to think of something right now....


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
6/1/2006 5:49 am

You know..I SAW that one on the *regular* chatters. lol I thought the same as you....uh...and why you need someone *other* than us??? someone that doesn't know your idiocy?? hmmm??? hehehehe


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/14/2006 9:40 pm

LMAO wallie........I see some of those guys come in there and they make me laugh so hard I almost PMSL ......


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/14/2006 10:33 pm

(M) any women want to chat- ill make you cum- I promise [12:43 AM EDT]
*covers yawn*


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
6/15/2006 7:09 am

lol @ fox...I can't tell you how many times I have seen THAT line also!!! high 5. They "ALL" seem to be experts no matter who it is or what they do. Just look at their dicks...hell you will cum from that!! roflmao.


SleekIcilyVarix 42M

6/18/2006 7:15 am

lol...I'm with haversack on this one. I quickly learned that the chat rooms here are largely a waste of time. Or at least that's the case for my local room where it tends to be about 50-60 dickwavers and leghumpers (term borrowed from Rdy) and 5 women, two of whom are bots. Trying to start a decent convo with the 3 actual women there with all the garbage scrolling the screen is too difficult to be worthwhile. I stick with the blogs, and got some good laughs reading this one
~Fire


shylena256 43F
1967 posts
6/18/2006 11:44 pm

My fave so far has been a guy who says
"Just got back from the bar, anyone wanna make me cum?"

The fun I have had dissing this guy---- "Just because *you're* drunk dude, doesn't mean you're not ugly"

Of course on the foot show I get loads of haters... I do think it's funny to have 200 people watching my show (it's like radio and NOT sexy per se) and have one or two losers screaming "Nobody wants to see your ugly feet." Uh nope, only 200 people - DUH!


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
6/19/2006 6:56 am

Shy...I turned on a cam for the first time the other day in chat. I was totally respected and did NOT get the camera directors in the room. The guys there that are regulars respect me and protected me. However, on the camera itself...omg..I had like you, over 200 guys in there watching. I DID NOTHING!! I sat there and all you saw was my face...nothing else. I smiled alot. But.....like you...I kept getting directions of things to do and I never laughed so hard in my life. I had an offer for a free vacation, 2 wishes to see me do something in the bathroom (ewwwww but they just said *something* nothing specific, but ... ewww), and one man wanted to show ME his DOG'S DICK!!! OMG....that was totally hysterical. I sat there laughing at how many of these 200 + men were sitting there glued to the camera waiting for me to do......nothing. I never said I would do anything. lol Was just putting a face to the handle for my friends.


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
6/19/2006 9:14 am

Oh Oh Oh..I have to share this one. Yesterday in chat..and fireslide was there and talked with this guy also, I kid you not a man posted this...

"I have been ripped off by AdultFriendFinder!! I spent my $60 and I still haven't gotten laid yet!"

Upon asking him, he truly believed that he paid his money and now was *owed* a piece of ass or something. Fire and I both told him he had to actually 'talk' to the women, slow down and be patient. Of which he responded...

"I don't want to slow down or be patient. If I had wanted that I would have signed on to any other stupid dating site. This is AdultFriendFinder..I am supposed to get laid here!"

THIS is the mentality due to the advertising of AdultFriendFinder. "Get laid in 24 hours" means to way to many of them that this is a whorehouse warehouse and all you have to do is pay AdultFriendFinder the money and us women perform. Uh...I told him had he wanted that he should have paid his money to a whorehouse for real. He did NOT pay us women and we are NOT employees of AdultFriendFinder's pimmp. This idiotic mentality is why women leave the site.


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/21/2006 1:08 pm

LOL Rdy, I hear ya and about the cam stuff well me and Wall usually chat in the same room ....mind you its a clean room some of these guys just can't read I don't think. I know its also the advice room but good lord then we get guys thyat come in asking to see if they could possibly get some help from one of the "Dr.s" of love Doctors. LOL As soon as they say that we know what they are going to say nxt. LOL


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/21/2006 6:36 pm

(M) can i see your came becaues i am feeling very horny right this minit [ 9:31 PM EDT]

(M) so do u like when men suck your boobs baby [ 9:32 PM EDT]

(M) pleeesss [ 9:33 PM EDT]

um can we say desprate


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
6/21/2006 8:03 pm

Okay, we say no to showing our boobs.....I got this tonight...

"Hey, we come here to have fun. If you are having a mid life crisis..do it somewhere else. Stuck up bitch."

Can we say WAAAHHHH??? Always amazes me, just say no and suddenly you go from hottie of the year to bitchy slut in less than .05 seconds. hahahahaha


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/22/2006 2:40 am

    Quoting rdy2try4:
    Okay, we say no to showing our boobs.....I got this tonight...

    "Hey, we come here to have fun. If you are having a mid life crisis..do it somewhere else. Stuck up bitch."

    Can we say WAAAHHHH??? Always amazes me, just say no and suddenly you go from hottie of the year to bitchy slut in less than .05 seconds. hahahahaha
LOL Rdy how long after i left sis this happen?


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
6/22/2006 6:23 am

Fox4...it was actually just before you got there. lol You missed it by about 10 minutes. lol About 5 other REAL men went at him and chased him out of the room for it also. I do adore the GOOD guys on this site. They truly make it worth staying.

Next most weirdest thing....request...

"Can you do something in the bathroom for me??"

Okay, I have no clue what, but I was NOT asking!! roflmao


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
6/26/2006 12:20 am

LOl rdy.. omg.. at christmas, i was showing off my lighted santa hat on cam.. the weirdest request i had was some guy wanting to see my asshole.. when i told him NO.. he asked if i wanted to see his.. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *shudders*


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/27/2006 12:15 am

(M) fox suck me off [ 3:03 AM EDT]
Fox4aKnight1 (F) lol hun we are an advice room hunny ......not an offer room [ 3:03 AM EDT]

one of my of so helpful friends(M) <<< hands foxy the Binford turbo 6000 shop vac,,, to suck him off [ 3:05 AM EDT]

(C) fox do you get paid to go through this? [ 3:09 AM EDT]

all because a guy who came in didn't know english that well and was asking how to find a woman to perform anal on him .....I used babelfish translation ....needless to say we got him sorted out but this other guy had to put in his own 2 cents lololol


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
6/27/2006 12:18 am

LOL omg.. I was there!!


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/27/2006 4:50 am

LOL Wall I know ....had me totally losing it.....I about died laughing......too bad I don't get paid for it....*G* .....too bad we all don't get paid for it. Though to be honest LOL most of us wouldn't be qualified by most standereds ....but more than most would think are LOL

LOL I still can't remember just how many Nurse both RN and otherwise we have in the room LOL


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
6/27/2006 6:28 am

Fox4...I know for a FACT most of the men think they are the best on the planet in here!! roflmao. I have yet to see anyone NOT be the total best at rocking your world.

I would also add that most don't realize that a CHAT room is not necessarily the waiting room at a whorehouse. lol Even the guys in my chatroom get sick of the leg humpers with their "who wants to see my big dick?" crap. lol One man, bless his heart, had this to say...

"I look at my OWN dick all day and I am not sexually satisfied. WTF makes you think the WOMEN will be satisified looking at it asshole??"

I just about died laughing at that one. He is right, as if we have a clitoris in our eyes and looking at a penis will totally satisfy our every need. Uh..in that case..I am now over sexed being as I log in and see 100's of dicks daily on here. roflmao.


FatalTigeress 48F

6/28/2006 11:18 pm

Even worse...I was on cam...and some guy asked me if I wanted to watch him fuck his dog.

Can you say....Animal cruelty?


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/30/2006 12:37 am

(C) j2........ well i just happen to like golf , so what's the par for your hole ???LOL [ 3:35 AM EDT]

OK that was at least original LOL


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/30/2006 3:28 am

LMAO ......OMG this was too funny .....the defender of the gals LOL

(M) XXXXXXXXXX you want someone to fuck your brains out? watching you type I think somebody already has. [ 6:27 AM EDT]


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/30/2006 3:31 am

Ronny (M) these people make me realize why some animals eat their young [ 6:30 AM EDT]

LOLOL OMG he is cracking me up


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/30/2006 3:38 am

RonnyATL (M) if you people fuck like you type. you'll never get it in the hole [ 6:34 AM EDT](
M) I want to suck j2's dick [ 6:33 AM EDT]
(M) ronny... thats not ..j2p...dick im standing behine her....lol [ 6:34 AM EDT]
LOL BTW J2 is a fem LOL


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/30/2006 3:41 am

(M) hey j2, let''s get down to-it, do you like to fuck,!!!! like i do,!!!!!!,i know i"m not there as anybody esle,but just make belieive,!!!!,!!!! [ 6:39 AM EDT]


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/30/2006 3:56 am

RonnyATL (M) I wanna do pap smears.. out of my truck.. drive by pap smears... [ 6:55 AM EDT]

*snicker*


Nightguy_1961 56M
4866 posts
6/30/2006 5:11 am

I used to hang out in the Basement....and I've heard some good ones:

Male: where r all the bitches at to grovel at my feet?

Female: Any guys in here with a dick? (I'm not kidding)

Male: I am a Dominant...my handle has the word Sir in it...

Now you understand why I stay in the blogs as much as I do...

NG61...slipping back into the shadows...


Fox4aKnight1 44F

6/30/2006 5:16 am

    Quoting Nightguy_1961:
    I used to hang out in the Basement....and I've heard some good ones:

    Male: where r all the bitches at to grovel at my feet?

    Female: Any guys in here with a dick? (I'm not kidding)

    Male: I am a Dominant...my handle has the word Sir in it...

    Now you understand why I stay in the blogs as much as I do...

    NG61...slipping back into the shadows...
Yep Night ......I swear though that some of these folks are nothing but comic relief......


MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
7/1/2006 12:39 am

Here's one just seen in the NYC Room:

I have insomnia......I need a blow job [ 3:31 AM EDT]

Then, from the same guy:

I''ll fuck you and you sing Joni Mitchell......deal? [ 3:33 AM EDT]

He left shortly after that.


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/1/2006 1:51 am

    Quoting MissAnnThrope:
    Here's one just seen in the NYC Room:

    I have insomnia......I need a blow job [ 3:31 AM EDT]

    Then, from the same guy:

    I''ll fuck you and you sing Joni Mitchell......deal? [ 3:33 AM EDT]

    He left shortly after that.
OMG MissThorpe ........I swear I heard something like that last night .....gal was on cam and she was playing gutiar and the guy said:
You sit on my face and play bass....I almost lost I felt an absured need to Quote from a movie ..." Ignore the Man whos face you are sitting on" LOL sorry misquote I know and yes i know I have a twisted sense of humor. LOL


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
7/1/2006 7:28 pm

LOL gotta love guys who are so sure of themselves...

(M) ATTENTION!! ********* is here: Ladies you have NOTHING to worry about [ 7:24 PM PDT]
you're going to pay my bills? do my laundry? wow, i really DO feel better!


BadAssBlonde1 58F
4989 posts
7/2/2006 11:18 pm

Goodness. We don't get stuff like that where I chat at in the Basement. Not for long anyway.

Lady Hunter / BAB

After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/3/2006 1:48 am

(F) XXXXXXXXXX you sounded good til I seen the B&D and S&M.. [ 4:43 AM EDT]
(M) @fem ...he a sandwich...? [ 4:44 AM EDT]


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
7/3/2006 6:39 am

AAAHHH one of my favorites...

HIM: 22....hot...really well hung...wanna hook up?
ME: Sorry, too young, size doesn't matter, and I am not a trailer hitch.
HIM: Well who wants your skanky OLD ass anyways? I am sure I have spider webs older than your p*ssy you whore.

Gee....now that was attractive..made me want to run right out and screw his immature ass...with a broomstick maybe!! roflmao. If they only KNEW that the rest of the room sees this immature and bitter reply...

He immediately went to the NEXT woman and said...you got it..

HIM: 22....hot...really well hung...wanna hook up?

As if nothing happened, no one saw him, and he made the rounds on EVERY woman in the room with that line.


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/3/2006 12:45 pm

    Quoting rdy2try4:
    AAAHHH one of my favorites...

    HIM: 22....hot...really well hung...wanna hook up?
    ME: Sorry, too young, size doesn't matter, and I am not a trailer hitch.
    HIM: Well who wants your skanky OLD ass anyways? I am sure I have spider webs older than your p*ssy you whore.

    Gee....now that was attractive..made me want to run right out and screw his immature ass...with a broomstick maybe!! roflmao. If they only KNEW that the rest of the room sees this immature and bitter reply...

    He immediately went to the NEXT woman and said...you got it..

    HIM: 22....hot...really well hung...wanna hook up?

    As if nothing happened, no one saw him, and he made the rounds on EVERY woman in the room with that line.
LOL me and a friend we talking over this Rdy and he was talking about how bad the south was I told him that this incident wasn't in the south but I have seen pl my age do what you just described ...LOL then made the comment of Ga, is neverland for Rednecks LOL


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
7/3/2006 1:43 pm

Fox4...I have seen this bad behavior from ALL ages!! It doesn't seem to be just idiot kids or ignorant old men...hell women say some pretty dumb things too. But I had hoped that maybe immaturity would play a part. Then....

HIM (59 year old man): Wow..look at all the hot p*ssy in here. I got some seasond beef here for yas!!! CUM and GET IT P*SSIES!!!

As if that was attractive?? When he was told no by most of the women we got this...

HIM AGAIN: Wow...and I thought this was a place for open minded people. I just found nothing but old biddies in kiddie clothing. Geesh...what a waste of money.

Man oh man..what a waste of money again?? As if he paid anyone for their time instead of paying AdultFriendFinder for use of its site. I had no clue that a supposed adult man could be so shallow and so stupid.


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/6/2006 11:06 pm

(F) Just dont leave the enema bag lying on the floor while inserted. your mate could step on it and blow your vowels out..... [12:54 AM EDT]

(F) hey its serious. happened to a friend of a friends cousin 's mothers aunt...... [12:55 AM EDT]

(F) Someone stepped on her douche bag and blew her eyeballs right outta the sockets.... honest.. [12:56 AM EDT]

LOL all this after someone aske about anal and enemas...one of the regs decided to have some fun LOL


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
7/6/2006 11:15 pm

LOL fox.. omg!!!! *laughing hysterically*


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/7/2006 2:08 am

    Quoting rdy2try4:
    Fox4...I have seen this bad behavior from ALL ages!! It doesn't seem to be just idiot kids or ignorant old men...hell women say some pretty dumb things too. But I had hoped that maybe immaturity would play a part. Then....

    HIM (59 year old man): Wow..look at all the hot p*ssy in here. I got some seasond beef here for yas!!! CUM and GET IT P*SSIES!!!

    As if that was attractive?? When he was told no by most of the women we got this...

    HIM AGAIN: Wow...and I thought this was a place for open minded people. I just found nothing but old biddies in kiddie clothing. Geesh...what a waste of money.

    Man oh man..what a waste of money again?? As if he paid anyone for their time instead of paying AdultFriendFinder for use of its site. I had no clue that a supposed adult man could be so shallow and so stupid.
Yup age is not much of a factor but it has somewhat to do with it.......I was hit on by some kid .....in every sense tonight and then he kept tell me I am missing out My reply I am missing out on what? LOL nothing ......then lol he as hitting on a gal in another room the south room and I asked her if she wanted a blocker and we got to talking bout how some pp thought we could all just drop everything and come running ....she has two kids to watch .....LOL I mentioned the age thing and said something about why drive 2 hrs for someone else pleasure ....there is nothing in it for me LOL he shut up very quick and probly went off with his panties in a twist ......now I am gonna go lay down I feel yucky ....hugs


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
7/7/2006 6:48 am

omg...age........

HIM: Hey rdy...are you into younger guys?

ME: Well younger, let's see...I am 41 so younger has a limit it is not everyone back to puberty. I stay 8-10 years no more than that.

HIM: So is 25 too young??

Golly Gee folks...remember the comedien Bill Engvall?? "HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!" 41 minuse 8-10 years..simple math...is 25 too young?? If you can't even subtract just 10..a common simple number...10...you can't do anything for ME at all honey. roflmao


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/7/2006 3:59 pm

Ok this is what got this whole silly laughing mess started today, I was laffin so hard I was offered CPR several times LOL

(F) im sure im not the only one here to have accidently assisted a pet suicide .. [ 6:19 ] She accedently killed kids turtle with airfreshner
P(F) Dr. HOney Kevorkian... [ 6:20 PM EDT]
k(M) ??? is it a snappin tutorial??? [ 6:20 PM EDT]
Y(F) actually i wonder how many penises would strangle .their .um .owners.......... [ 6:21 PM EDT]
P(F) But then well.. they peirce them and clamp stuff on their peni.. so why nit attach a pet... you know? a living sorta whatever to their penii... [ 6:22 PM EDT]
P(F) Hey babe.. wanna see my turtle snap?? [ 6:23 PM EDT]
w(F) so if some turtles have penises...then the others are....snatchin turtles? [ 6:24 PM EDT]
H(F) now you are all going to go to bed picturing turtle winkies ..lol [ 6:26 PM EDT]
D(M) We should not pik on Honey [ 6:26 PM EDT]
D(M) after all she loves turtle,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, to death [ 6:26 PM EDT]
P(F) I dont think a turtle has a penis.. it would drag in the dirt.... and besides.. by the time the male got around to getting up on his back legs to pump.. he would have died of old age [ 6:27 PM EDT]
H(F) you people get sicker every day [ 6:30 PM EDT]

can ya tell we were bored and on a tear LOL .........becareful what you ask ....someone just might tell you lmfao


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
7/8/2006 12:14 am

lol here's a gem...

(M) There is a claim to fame I DAMAGE PUSSY [12:09 AM PDT]That's not fame.. that's infamy


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
7/8/2006 12:17 am

another one...

(M) ENGLISH LAD HERE ANY OF U YANK BITCHES WANT IT RIGHT UP THE SHIT BOX [12:16 AM PDT]wait, is that your version of foreplay?


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/9/2006 11:31 pm

sadly tonight a guy came in and when i told him I wasn't intersted in chatting he started attacking me, as per usual actually called me a Rude bitch. Then one of the regs came in and copy pasted what I had said to him and told him it waasn't rude .......guy left but needless to say I started crying a bit.....this was not the best night to have this happen.


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
7/10/2006 6:18 am

Fox4.. Again I unfortunately defer to the immaturity and ego problems over 1/2 the idiots on here have. A polite NO thank you...and they go off on how ugly, fat, disgusting, and stupid we are. Uh..if we were all that bad...what does that make YOU for hitting on us in the first place??? Ever think of that one guys??? If YOU were willing to do us and we were that bad are you that desperate??? But then again..the infamous *you need it up the ass* answer. As I said in MY blogs....if you lose your job...hey babe..bend over and let me ram a broomstick up YOUR ass. I am sure with a little anal you won't mind losing your job at all. Funny..shoving shit UP your ass is supposed to make you feel better?? Yeah...suuuuuuuure.

If you can't take a no thank you....imagine how they are in a BAR or face to face....... Like you Fox4..I have regulars that WILL stand up and slam the leg humpers down. It is WRONG to do that shit and you will NOT get laid for it.


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/10/2006 9:34 am

    Quoting rdy2try4:
    Fox4.. Again I unfortunately defer to the immaturity and ego problems over 1/2 the idiots on here have. A polite NO thank you...and they go off on how ugly, fat, disgusting, and stupid we are. Uh..if we were all that bad...what does that make YOU for hitting on us in the first place??? Ever think of that one guys??? If YOU were willing to do us and we were that bad are you that desperate??? But then again..the infamous *you need it up the ass* answer. As I said in MY blogs....if you lose your job...hey babe..bend over and let me ram a broomstick up YOUR ass. I am sure with a little anal you won't mind losing your job at all. Funny..shoving shit UP your ass is supposed to make you feel better?? Yeah...suuuuuuuure.

    If you can't take a no thank you....imagine how they are in a BAR or face to face....... Like you Fox4..I have regulars that WILL stand up and slam the leg humpers down. It is WRONG to do that shit and you will NOT get laid for it.
Rdy i hear ya .....LOL Meabe you ought to say you have taken it up the ass already and it wasn't that pleasent LOL


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
7/10/2006 11:10 am

Fox4... Sad to say, if you say that the automatic answer is.."Then you didn't do it right!!! Let ME try and show you how great it is!!" I find it funny that no one is ever really disliking anything, it is always *you didn't do it right*. Funny..I didn't think I had to put my arm in a saw to know I didn't like that...it would hurt.


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/10/2006 1:31 pm

LOL Rdy ........there is no such thing as common sense anymore hun ..........least i don't think so .....lord if some of these guys saw the medical reports on some of these women well they might not want to go there.


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/10/2006 8:08 pm

(G) ATTENTION Attractive male need it for this tuesday night gang bang in Atlanta any candidates contact me throught email or IM here in Passion.com

LOL this might work with some guys *shudder*


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/11/2006 2:10 am

Feature #1

(M) Fox4 I am a bit of an ass but I try to direct it [ 5:00 AM EDT]
(F) ahh no wonder i'm not into tally.. i don't like anal sex.. [ 5:02 AM EDT]
Fox4aKnight1 (F) (__\__)*shake* (__/__) *shake* (__\__) "shake your booty" [ 5:02 AM EDT]

LMFAOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
7/11/2006 12:38 pm

Now doesn't this sound appetizing, ladies?

(M) any ladies from 310 area like to ride my "custard shooter" [12:34 PM PDT]
custard? i thought that was lemon curd...


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/19/2006 12:54 am

(M) i wanna find some pussy close to me and eat that shit like a piece of steak then tear it up with the dick [ 3:50 AM EDT]

Oh yeah I am inviting him over to dinner LOL NOT!!!


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/19/2006 7:59 pm

(M) "They ignore me."...Translation......I have no social skills. [10:57 PM EDT]

Boy does here ever got that right! LOL


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/20/2006 12:59 am

(F) cock on cam is that like green eggs and ham?..lol [ 3:55 AM EDT]
(F) not on a boat and not with a goat..lol [ 3:56 AM EDT]


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
7/20/2006 1:31 am

This one just says it all...

(M) i want any chick right now [ 1:26 AM PDT]
Nice to see someone has standards


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/20/2006 5:14 pm

(M) I DONT FUCK YOU SLUT [ 8:09 PM EDT]
(F) you..... so what do you do with your dick when it gets hard? Hammer nails or something? Or use it as a door stop maybe? [ 8:10 PM EDT]
(F) you don't do English either, ya idiot [ 8:10 PM EDT]
(M) Sante.. say whats really on your feeble mind?? Ya loser [ 8:10 PM EDT]
(F) Sante>>you don't fuck? Sorry for

One gets turned down and they yell .....but here is the yelling and the comebacks LOL


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
7/21/2006 1:44 pm

OMG>..I can't begin to tell you the comebacks I have gotten for a polite no thank you in chat.

First one..."Who wants an old woman like you anyways?"
Me..."you did goof"

Second one..."Hey my dick works just as good as any guys"
Me..."That was my point, I don't want just anyones"

Third one..."I wouldn't f*ck you with another guys dick bitch."
Me..."Good thing, the guy that owned it would have all the fun and not you."


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/21/2006 9:44 pm

(F) OMG...I mentioned that one of the team member on Mr XXXXXXX church league softball team looked like he had a merkin glued to his head... [12:38 AM EDT]
(F) and I didn't think anyone would get it...but ..LOL...a friend of ours busted out laughing [12:38 AM EDT]
(F) now..whenever we get email from him..he refers to himself as The Flying Merkin [12:39 AM EDT]
(F) or Merkin the Magnificant [12:39 AM EDT]
A Merkin is a hairpeice for the genitals btw LOL


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
7/25/2006 11:54 am

some people's children


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
7/26/2006 11:59 am

Oh oh oh..another fav...

HIM...WHO WANTS TO SEE MY DICK CUM ON CAM!!?????

Wow, as if that is sexually satisfying to see YOU get off...

Then this was supposed to be a compliment???

HIM...OMG..XXX you are so beautiful...all that face needs is a shot of cum on it to make it better.

EWWWWWWWWWWW I know *some* people say they like that..but I fail to see how it makes a beautiful face...better?? Needless to say he did get chased out of the room by the women AND the men for that lameass statement. Too much porn!!!!


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
7/27/2006 11:01 pm

Hahahah.. ok.. lame pick-up line alert!!

(M)HEY GIRL I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN TONGUE FU..........................................
laughing too hard to really say anything


haversack_smith 41M
6192 posts
7/28/2006 2:34 am

    Quoting a_wallflower:
    Hahahah.. ok.. lame pick-up line alert!!

    (M)HEY GIRL I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN TONGUE FU..........................................
    laughing too hard to really say anything
LOL... I swear, I'm gonna have to steal that one!


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
7/30/2006 1:59 am

Nooooooooooooooooo haversack!!! don't go over to the dark side!!!


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/30/2006 2:45 pm

at y'all


haversack_smith 41M
6192 posts
7/30/2006 3:42 pm

    Quoting a_wallflower:
    Nooooooooooooooooo haversack!!! don't go over to the dark side!!!
But it's not fair... why does the dark side get all the funniest lines?


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/30/2006 4:17 pm

    Quoting a_wallflower:
    Hahahah.. ok.. lame pick-up line alert!!

    (M)HEY GIRL I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN TONGUE FU..........................................
    laughing too hard to really say anything
lol I showed this blog to a non AdultFriendFinder person last night and he has also turned to the darkside *sigh*


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
7/30/2006 5:10 pm

I created the dark side. Me and yoda...go way back. When I am on the dark side...you can't see my corsette and it sounds great swishing on the way by.


Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/31/2006 2:16 pm

(M) Jules...was thiunkin close to that....thought better would be.....I absoltuely LOVE your dress...would look better on the floor though.....wanna shag??? [ 5:13 PM EDT]
(F) LOL my pick-up line is "Fuck me if I'm wrong -but do I know you?" [ 5:12 PM EDT]


Fox4aKnight1 44F

8/9/2006 2:41 pm

(F) XXX.. i'm looking for lunch [ 5:35 PM EDT]
(F) XXX.. i'm not looking for anything but friendship [ 5:36 PM EDT]
(M) FEM....i can be eaten alllllll day long [ 5:36 PM EDT]
(F) lol XXX.. sorry.. i'm not into cannibalism [ 5:37 PM EDT]


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
8/11/2006 6:22 am

roflmao @ this

Okay...guy says..."Hey I am close!!"
I respond with my normal "the neighbor is close but I don't date him."
He says..."I didn't want a date...looking at your age...did you think I wanted a date?"
Yeah...he is 19 and I am 41. As if THAT was a turn on to hear and make me want to rush out and have sex. rofl


Fox4aKnight1 44F

8/11/2006 7:03 am

(M) H, I am truly sorry your mother dropped you on your head while she was breast feeding you [ 9:57 AM EDT]


Fox4aKnight1 44F

8/14/2006 11:06 pm

(M) what i do is.... i pull up the hood..........and I scream at it "STIMULATE YOURSELF"....... what am i doing wrong? [ 2:00 AM EDT
(C) A - give it a good book to read - lol [ 2:00 AM EDT
(M) b, naw, this is a diffrent clit [ 2:01 AM EDT]
(C) A- if it can''t read, then make sure the book has pictures. [ 2:02 AM EDT]


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
8/19/2006 7:10 am

OMG...2 for you.

#1...(Talking to no one in particular) MY CAM IS ON JUST FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!

#2...(Again talking to no one) I am going to blow my load!! Watch now!!!

I laugh every time I see that shit. They are like 5 year olds that found some new trick and act as if WE are just as fasctinated as they are. I do know some people like that, but to just blurt it out in a *NON* cam room...omg..way too funny!!! He is gonna blow!! quick click on his cam!!!


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
8/21/2006 1:54 am

LOL

(M) I want an older vaginal cavity to play with!
Might I suggest a nursing home?


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
8/21/2006 2:11 am

ROFL!!

(F) im as horny as a two peckered billy goat on viagra


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
8/21/2006 1:50 pm

OMG!! Toooo funny!

(M) **** ID LOVE TO SEE U SPREAD UR LEGS N RUB UR MINKY
heh... gotta love camtards


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
8/23/2006 6:53 pm

You won't believe this one... This was said TO me directly!!

HIM..."Rdy..do you always talk this much? Isn't there such a thing as a woman without a head so she doesn't talk but still has a p*ssy to f*ck??"

Trust me..the Gents of the room had a field day with Mr. Iam21anddon'tknowshit.


Fox4aKnight1 44F

8/24/2006 1:49 am

( M ) slapn...........silly guy, dicks are meant for chicks [ 4:45 AM EDT]

*snicker* I will never look at trix the same way again LOL


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
8/30/2006 3:49 am

k(F) fxxxxxxxxxx dont PM me you ignorant fucktard acolyte, I'd explain my bitch smashing your ass, but I dont have a crayon at the moment. [ 6:44 AM EDT]

ROTFL ....gawd i love it when she does that LOL

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
8/31/2006 10:21 pm

(M) ,,,musta made a round turn to thr the wild kingdom chat room [ 1:19 AM EDT]

South room belive it or not LOL

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
8/31/2006 10:41 pm

(M) forbidden...I can tell you how to email shit...but you gotta have this huge porcelin modem [ 1:40 AM EDT]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
9/1/2006 9:07 am

OOH these are so funny..and totally unbelievable. And then they wonder WHY they can't get laid??


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
9/6/2006 10:23 pm

So how about a nice long hot blowjob from some skanky little whore? [ 1:19 AM EDT]

oh jeesh

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
9/8/2006 9:15 pm

this happened in real life to a chat buddy....

(F) sis Kris (straight male) had a hangover.. Kerry (gay) says to me.. tell Kris I wanna toss his salad [12:09 AM EDT]
so i said Kris just tell Kerry ur NOT a vegetarian.. but didnt' explain why [12:09 AM EDT]
(F) so kerry tells him why after he tells him that.. so i grab this bottle of italion dressing.. follow Kris out to the buffet.. hand it to him and say give this to kerry [12:10 AM EDT]
(F) Kris is so out of it he goes and gives it to Kerry who is laffing and says.. well i was thinking of a creamy "ranch" but [12:10 AM EDT]
(F) Kris is like oh fuck both of you shit [12:10 AM EDT]


lololol

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
9/21/2006 4:35 pm

LOL fox!!!


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
10/5/2006 1:37 pm

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

(M) IM SAYING YOU WOULD BE TO LIGHT AND COULDNT HANDLE THE POWER AND PAIN OF ME [ 1:33 PM PDT]
Power? what power?? Pain in da a$$ maybe...


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
10/8/2006 4:17 pm

This was absolutely priceless.. I can't stand men that feel THEY know us better than we know ourselves and they feel they can TELL us what we want and like.

HE SAYS: Rdy.. if you just stop and look the perfect man for you is right her under your nose.

I REPLY: Well that right there says I know it would NOT be you for I don't need to be TOLD who I like or what I like.

HE SAYS: Why don't you shut the f*ck up you frigid bulldyke bitch.

Wow.. a moment ago he was my dream perfect man!! hahaha


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
10/29/2006 1:33 pm

Oh what a turn on....NOT.

HE... I lost mine to a woman from Birmingham.
ME... Hey, does she know you talk like this about her?? discretion ya know?
HE... Yes, she does.
ME... Okay, just I wouldn't like that. But if it is cool with her then.
HE... Yep.. no problem.

(knowing what I just said about talking he then says this)

HE... Hey Rdy..wanna be my next fuck???

(oh, what a thrill.. a guy that has notches he shares and calles women fucks. Yeah, I rushed to that one...NOT.


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
10/30/2006 8:32 pm

    Quoting rdy2try4:
    Oh what a turn on....NOT.

    HE... I lost mine to a woman from Birmingham.
    ME... Hey, does she know you talk like this about her?? discretion ya know?
    HE... Yes, she does.
    ME... Okay, just I wouldn't like that. But if it is cool with her then.
    HE... Yep.. no problem.

    (knowing what I just said about talking he then says this)

    HE... Hey Rdy..wanna be my next fuck???

    (oh, what a thrill.. a guy that has notches he shares and calles women fucks. Yeah, I rushed to that one...NOT.
Oh I so don't blame you on this one lololol

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
11/15/2006 10:33 am

RonnyATL (M) I want a woman with droppy cooterlips so when she queefs they flap like a windsock [12:29 PM EST]

ewwwwwww AND ROTFL

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
11/15/2006 10:35 am

RonnyATL (M) gobsmacked .. isn't that when a guy cums in his own palm and slaps you in the face with it? Gob Smacked? [12:34 PM EST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
11/15/2006 8:12 pm

rofl foxy!!!


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
11/15/2006 8:49 pm

LOL Wall thought you might like those ....hell Jules came into the room today and talked to Ronny for a bit. LOL

made a record of how long she was nice to the trolls too LOL

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
11/17/2006 9:42 am

(F) member........ well fat girl + little dick = whale sucking on a tic tac.......... lmao [11:38 AM EST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
11/18/2006 7:12 pm

(M) Any ladies like to watch me deriving pleasure from eating my own faeces on my webcamera? It's nice brown, creamy slurry with the rite texture from sweetcorn and peanuts. [ 9:10 PM EST]

ewwww and this guy was almost universally iggied right away, sounds like another twit we all know and love Pa......

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
11/26/2006 8:49 pm

(M) Dragon....Doggie style sex.......You beg for it and she rolls over and plays dead. [10:45 PM EST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
11/26/2006 9:37 pm

(F) Ohh he couldna see my boobs Tomd.. we were wearing almost matching snow mobile suits. I never really saw his face.. just the frozen stuff on his moustache [11:30 PM EST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
11/28/2006 9:37 am

M) very, if your pussy shoots out fried chicken legs, i will lick it for hours [11:34 AM EST]

LMFAOoooooooooooooooooooo

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


haversack_smith 41M
6192 posts
11/28/2006 12:34 pm

Ewwwww that's kinda a gross visualization there...


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
11/30/2006 9:22 pm

lmfao..........the response was weven funnier LOL something about col. sanders lololol

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
11/30/2006 10:07 pm

(M) Wally...it's OK....we planted the tip...watered and fertilized it good......it came back tonight as Price,,,,,a giant dick [12:02 AM EST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
12/5/2006 10:30 pm

G (F) Black Sheep U...where men are men and the sheep are scared [12:27 AM EST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
12/5/2006 10:36 pm

G (F) Ewe Made Me Love Ewe lol [12:29 AM EST]

M) G....I didn't wanna do Ewe....I didn't wanna do Ewe [12:30 AM EST]

R(F) v...let me clarify that...lol...we met strictly as Friends...I tend to rather Territorial...Whats mine is mine & whats his is mine...*G* [12:29 AM EST]

*snicker*

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
12/5/2006 10:40 pm

a(33F) LMFAO [12:36 AM EST]

Re(F) lolol flapping tinsel farts lol [12:36 AM EST]
M) GEL makes turds easy to find in snow as they TWINKLE [12:36 AM EST]
G(F) Tinsel flapping in the breeze when you fart LOL [12:36 AM EST
G (F) Tomd my dog shits tinsel until the end of January LOL [12:35 AM EST]

ROTFL sooooooooo wrong

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
12/6/2006 6:59 am

I am so laughing my ass off at this shit...THANKS!!


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
12/8/2006 11:56 pm


suxnfux4u 57F

1/8/2007 12:51 am

Thank you so much for commenting on my blog and directing me here. I am rotf lmfao here...omg this is classic Okay, I know I am arriving on the scene here rather late yet this has inspired me to go to the chat room and do a bit of copy and paste myself. I promise to return with some of the insane shit I personally get. I could list many here yet, oh how fun will it be to actually see it. I have note pad open and ready for the old copy and paste routine...fingers don't fail me now lol. Thank you for this side splitting blog and all of the comments you inspired... Hugs for life... Sux


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
1/8/2007 2:23 pm

anytime sux.. LOL.. now you know what I'm doing when I'm laughing so hard at some of the posts..


rm_Tracers34 46F
4 posts
2/5/2007 3:26 pm

Wallie...

I'm laughing so hard it's silly. I had a guy once who actually said this to me.>BEFORE he tried to convince me to cyber with him...

Him--So...describe what you look like?

So I tell him the basics, including my weight (which at the time was around 140lbs).

Him---Ahh not too bad, a little chunky for my taste but you'll do.

He was such a charmer. LOL

Me--I'll do nothing for you that's for sure. Wouldn't want your tiny penis to get lost in my chunky hand or anything.

Tracers


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
2/6/2007 8:22 pm

LOL Tracers.. good one!!


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
2/9/2007 6:44 am

OMG...This guy kept posting over and over...

**LARGE COCK HERE...WITH SOUND!!**

Would someone tell me WHAT THE HELL does a cock sound like OTHER than to crow like a rooster??? hahahahahaha


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
2/13/2007 4:51 am

(F) so you say clearly please do not send naked dick poics and what do they send...naked dick pics and big ones. Pics not dics that is [ 7:47 AM EST]
artsyfox (33F) LOL F ...nothing worse that a big pic and a small dick .....(sorry could not resist) [ 7:48 AM EST]
(F) lol hugs artsy, no kidding and first thing inthemorning you would think that thing might be a bit more impressive [ 7:49 AM EST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
2/13/2007 8:47 pm

onnyATL (M) I like saying bless your heart to someone.. it really means.. "you are a pathetic asshole" [11:44 PM EST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
2/25/2007 10:44 am

lol foxy


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
3/22/2007 11:05 am

OMG IF THIS ISN'T THE SILLIEST!!

This KID, at 18.. came into our room. He hit on me saying I was *soo hot...soo sweet*..blah blah blah. Upon saying no, I didn't want someone just out of high school when I am 41...I got this...

"Well who wants that disease hindering pit you have anyways bitch?"

If that isn't the LARGEST case of *sour grapes*. hahahaa I was SOO HOT till I said NOOOOO. hahaha
And Bill the Cat says.....


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
4/6/2007 2:14 pm

Ok this had me laffin but good LOL

DD (M) yer misunderstandin the word lube as used in this context [2:11 PM PST]
DD (M) it reduces friction,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it does not make yer vaginal walls like an ice rink on Stanley cup night [2:11 PM PST]


ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
4/6/2007 2:29 pm

OMG... I don't think I would want to be *quite* that slippery inside as to say an ice rink!! hahahaha


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
4/10/2007 6:02 pm

(F) hey cocoooooooooooo ur just in time...we're talking bout ostrich sex and queefing [6:00 PM PST]

LOL too funny .....south room lolol

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
5/29/2007 7:00 am

TOO funny lame pick up lines..

Ladys I just won 10 million dollars I have a 8 inch cock and I havent gotten laid in two months anyone wanna chat and No Ronny Im not interested LOL [06:57 AM PST]

RonnyATL (55M) well hell [06:58 AM PST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
5/29/2007 8:31 am

innocenty (F) foxy im bad at everything with balls and sticks lol [08:21 AM PST]
ROTFLMFAO.......omg I soooooo couldn't resist! lolol

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


sweetassP 47F  
41 posts
5/29/2007 9:33 am

As if all these posts aren't funny enough.. I'm just coming out of being a regular of the sauna for years.. and let me tell you.. it's not only the men that are lame and pathetic..the women can be just as trollish as the men.. if not worse at times!

Heres a few..

Now one of my (personal) favorites.. is when they come in the room and straight off ask me.. "How sweet IS your ass?".. Now if i had a nickle for everytime i've been asked that.. And of course i always have a smartass remark in response to them.. and they usually still keep on..as if.. .

"I like your clothes...but I'd like them more crumpled beside my bed" (This was used by a regular there once.. and she says it actually worked.. LO

Couldn't even tell you how many times I've seen this one..

"You all are bitches, I pay for this site i deserve to get some pussy" (YES! sometimes men do slip into the sauna under female handles.. ya think? LOL.. and whats even funnier is watching them cyber each other thinking they are both women.. )

Great blog Wally!! And thanks to Artsy for pimping you out.. I've enjoyed every minute of it..


Luscious_Lainey3 55F
83 posts
5/29/2007 10:08 am

Hellloooooooo laffing my head off here....hell I thought I got all the best lines from trolls but looks like we all do !

Nice one Wallie and cheers Foxy for the link !

Lainey x ....who used to belong to another site where it was mostly men in the chat room....and I was rechristened LayMe.....typical!

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

Lainey x


littlewoodnymph 48F

5/29/2007 3:23 pm

ROFLMAO....you think this stuff is stupid you should read some of my emails....


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
5/30/2007 8:18 pm

(F) jxx oi isnt klingon whats left when you have had dioreha and it wont leave the back of the loo [8:12 PM PST]

oh that is soooooooo wrong ....

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


rm_malivogue 49M
3 posts
5/31/2007 8:06 am

How about ridiculous handles? The funniest/worst I've seen is IGlueTwatsShut...LMAO.........There's also SmellyTwatBreath....Sheesh!


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
5/31/2007 6:11 pm

    Quoting rm_malivogue:
    How about ridiculous handles? The funniest/worst I've seen is IGlueTwatsShut...LMAO.........There's also SmellyTwatBreath....Sheesh!
LOL Mali .....or gangreenpussy
inflatiblesheep

we have all seen alot...lolol

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
6/2/2007 7:28 am

I still can't get over *Who wants to see my cock*... as if no other man has one and NO ONE has seen a dick.


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/16/2007 6:17 am

(F) hiya mike see now a little while a go id have thought your bi polar ass meant that you had been to the north pole and back and had been molested by a polar bear but i know better now [06:14 AM PST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/16/2007 6:30 am

(F) roflol xxxxxxx .all those pics were penises .shit i thought it was the same bald headed one eyes man who dribbles sending pics to me [06:29 AM PST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/16/2007 6:47 am

(F) xxxxx have you thought of hiring yourself out as sort of a starter pack for anal sex . the penis that wont hurt lol [06:44 AM PST]COLOR]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/21/2007 4:01 am

(F) great...now I have a mental image of a merkin shaped like that stupid burger king mustache commercial LOL [03:47 AM PST]

(F) fu manchu merkin...tickles your thighs LOL [03:49 AM PST]

(F) sonny bono merkin...makes ya walk bowlegged [03:50 AM PST]

(F) lolol nirvo...the hotpocket merkin [03:54 AM PST]


ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
6/21/2007 11:40 am

roflmao!!!!! omg!!! i haven't been here in awhile (kinda got a life...) this is too freakin funny!!! thanks foxy for keeping this up!


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/21/2007 1:24 pm

(32M) a one month period? holy cotton torpedos ! [1:23 PM PST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/28/2007 7:09 am

Trav (48M) or...wipe your face and say..."let me clean you off a place to sit" [07:07 AM PST]


ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/28/2007 10:49 am

Panting (36F) Ronny, you must have been born feet first, you arenn't right [10:45 AM PST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
7/14/2007 8:35 pm

wantu469in (29M) artsyfox wish they were around my waist [8:32 PM PST]
artsyfox (33F) thanks wantu [8:32 PM PST]
artsyfox (33F) LMFAO Mali [8:32 PM PST]
wantu469in (29M) artsyfox I love those legs of yours girl [8:32 PM PST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
8/20/2007 8:43 pm

Okay.. I thought this was gross on BOTH peoples behalves, but I had to think of THIS blog when I read this in the chatroom.

HE.."Hey, wanna hook up?"
HER.."I can't, I just started my period." (shocked, I can't believe that would be announced even if it WAS true. eww)

He.."Hell..God gave you two holes. We can do it either in the Blood or in the Mud baby!!"

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW what a way to word that..ewwwwwwww


Asterothrax 46M

9/12/2007 11:43 am

hehehe, it's good stuff!


a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
9/12/2007 12:04 pm

blood or mud?? why do I hear dueling banjos??


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
9/19/2007 11:47 am

ROFLMAO @ DUELING BANJOS...

Omg.. now that made such a perfect visual!!


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
12/3/2007 3:23 pm

lmfao Wallie ....ewwwwwwwww

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
12/7/2007 5:29 pm

Sweet(F) Org....at this point I would back up all the data you dont want to Lose.....and restore you system using the dick that should have come with it. and just start all over again........... [ 8:24 PM EST]
artsyfox (34F) blue ...........yup ROTFLMFAO [ 8:25 PM EST]
artsyfox (34F) AdultFriendFinder [ 8:25 PM EST]
c(37M) <----offers dick for either of those 2 yo ....ummm......."use" [ 8:25 PM EST]
blue(36F) sweet did just say dick [ 8:24 PM EST]
Sweet(F) blue......lolol....evidently.....but I really meant Disc....... [ 8:25 PM EST]
c(37M) start all over..........again and again.....too........ [ 8:25 PM EST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
12/7/2007 9:21 pm

Pet(F) Ft its better to shave than have an afro hanging out the sides of ya granny panties on the first sleepover [12:18 AM EST]

FT (F) If it was meant to be hairless...it would be...well...hairless. [12:19 AM EST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
1/2/2008 8:47 pm

P(F) Sexo.. is that a drive by fuck and who were you aiming at.. cuz I think you missed.... [11:44 PM EST]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
1/15/2008 7:17 am

ROFLMAO.. I am always amazed at the things that are said in chat... just when I thought it can't get any worse... IT DOES. lol


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
1/22/2008 6:27 pm

    Quoting rdy2try4:
    ROFLMAO.. I am always amazed at the things that are said in chat... just when I thought it can't get any worse... IT DOES. lol
of course it does lolol

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
3/28/2008 7:17 am

OHH I couldn't stop laughing at THIS joker. He was married and looking to cheat and OPENLY said so... with these lines..

"Hey, had my wife been doing HER job, I wouldn't be here."
"Hey, she was told there MUST be intimacy or else."

I can't tell you how the women and a few MEN were telling this asshole to just shut up he was so rude to the women. You *order* your wife to f*ck you?? I think I know why there is no sex in THIS house. He was very VERY out of shape and hairy all over, I know, he sent me a pic of his hairy ass and asked me if I was intersted... EWWWW NOT.


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
4/13/2008 8:01 am

OH this was priceless.. guy comes into the chatroom.. says THIS to me FIRST..not hello or anything else...

"Gee Rdy.. you need to be single and on the market again."

Uh...I should dump the person "I LIKE" because "HE" wants to screw me?? I did post that and he came back with..

"It was a compliment."

UH..lol again... it is a compliment to tell me to break up and get rid of a man as if me doing that I would RUSH to HIM.. yeah..right.


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/12/2009 1:47 pm

Latest saying .....thought it deserved to be put in here ...enjoy:

wallofvoo(M)<needs manscaping [ 4:43 PM EDT]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/12/2009 2:28 pm

wallofvoo (M) lest we not forget the classic, "i''m so horny, the crack of dawn looks good" [ 5:24 PM EDT]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/27/2009 7:39 pm

(F) low, only rednecks come with spare tires [10:37 PM EDT]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/27/2009 9:29 pm

(39M) Nassy, i have a long haired chihuahua, and she barks when bugs fart [12:27 AM EDT]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/30/2009 12:19 am

Heart72 (36M) another good word reading exercise (for the guys) is My Dixie Wrecked lmao [ 3:12 AM EDT]

Alien_ (M) I like Dickens Cider All the Ladies Like a Little Dickens Cider [ 3:14 AM EDT]

cdl (41F) there use to be a public official here in Texas~well there~last name Hogg~his daughters were Ima & Ura [ 3:16 AM EDT]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/30/2009 12:50 pm

42C) cockex...its two for tuesday...you get two balls for the price of one cock... [ 3:48 PM EDT]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
7/2/2009 9:41 am


Alexa(49F) Do ya ever wonder if some fool got a government grant to go out and check the temperature of witches tits? [12:38 PM EDT]
Alexa(49F) I wonder if there's a grant for checking well diggers' elbows? Or brass monkeys' balls? [12:39 PM EDT]


ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
7/4/2009 12:39 am

A(49F) the old guy grins and says, "If there are 2 things I can't stand during sex, it's the sound of a woman screaming and the smell of burning rubber" [ 3:37 AM EDT]
A (49F) he comes out wearing earplugs, nose plugs and a condom... she gets a bit nervous wondering what kind of pervert he is [ 3:36 AM EDT]
A (49F) a rich 90 year old man married a hot 20-something gal.... on the wedding nite he went into the bathroom to "prepare" while she got into her babydoll nitey.. [ 3:36 AM EDT]


ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
7/4/2009 7:49 am

OH I HAVE TO COMMENT!! The two people with the funny names ARE true. HOWEVER, they are Ima Hogg and Ura Belcher!! That is a TRUE story!!

AND NOW.. THE TRUE STORY OF BRASS MONKEY BALLS!!

It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen.
Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others.
The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of brass - hence, Brass Monkeys.
Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.
Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, you thought that was just a vulgar expression, didn't you?

Leave it to ME to know this crap..rofl


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
7/6/2009 1:57 am

Oh boy! this had me laughing so hard I had problems catching my breath.

gaziglob (30M) arts [ 4:53 AM EDT]
gaziglob (30M) i love to chat with old lady [ 4:53 AM EDT]




ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
7/6/2009 3:36 am

Right.. first we had mad cow disease, then we had bird flu and now we have swine flu...O.M.F.G its FARMAGEDDON!!!

lmfao

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
7/8/2009 12:08 am

Ric (M) i am typing this with my penis in georgia [ 3:06 AM EDT]

holy cow! where is the rest of him? lolol

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
7/10/2009 9:18 am

Alexa (49F) I do NOT have attention deficit dis..... Oh look!! A kitty!!!!!!!!!! [12:12 PM EDT]

RTOFL

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
3/22/2010 6:27 am

yoda9012 (M) nothing worse than rubbin Ben Gay On Ya balls by accident [ 9:24 AM EDT]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
3/22/2010 6:51 am

ARTSY.. ROFLMAO.. that was funny!! thanks for sharing.


YankLostInOz 41M

4/8/2010 12:42 am

There is something worse though: Someone else rubbing Ben Gay in your jock strap.

Hi y'all. Artsy turned me on to this running post. Hilarious. I might have to start posting some of my gems. For some reason, every third gay man on here thinks he can turn me out. Draw your own conclusions from that.


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
4/14/2010 8:17 pm

sometimes if a woman snores you can pretend she's having an great orgasm [11:16 PM EDT]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/7/2010 7:25 pm

CE (40F) AR....you know masturbation is like procrastination...In the end you end up screwing yourself....lmao [10:22 PM EDT]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


rdy2try4 52F  
3129 posts
6/8/2010 6:02 am

ROFLMAO.. that IS funny!


artsyfox 44F
1799 posts
6/17/2010 4:34 pm

(38M) The fact that you can put your ankles over your head does NOT make the anklet a halo.... [ 7:30 PM EDT]

ArtsyFox
"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
Luciano de Crescenzo


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