The Sensitive Type...  

a123rat 50M
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8/25/2006 11:58 am

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10/12/2006 3:44 pm

The Sensitive Type...

A man was killed at a remote job site and two of his co-workers discussed notifying his wife. "You better let me," said one, " You know I'm better at the sensitive things."

An hour later he returns with a case of beer and the other worker asks, "Where'd ya get that?"

"Joe's wife gave it to me." he answers.

"You told her that her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?" the man says bewildered.

"Well, not exactly. When she answered the door, I said, 'You must be Joe's widow.' She said, 'I'm not a widow.' and I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser that you are.'"

silverhawk762 52M/48F

8/25/2006 12:48 pm

Sick & twisted.... I love it!!!

CB_2 52F

8/25/2006 2:06 pm

LOL. That's like the one about the army private whose mother died. The sergeant major broke the news to him in some unsympathetic manner (I forget - not much good at jokes). Then a few weeks later, his father dies as well. The sergeant major is advised he should break the news gently.

So the next time they are out on parade, the SM calls for all privates with at least one parent to step forward. When the private does so, the SM barks "Smith, why are you moving?"

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multitasksextoy 60M  
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