The Old Front Porch  

a123rat 50M
504 posts
7/27/2006 11:43 am

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9/11/2006 11:50 am

The Old Front Porch

A few years ago, Mr. and Mrs. Oldfolks were sitting on their front porch, shelling peas.
walked up and asked if their daughter was home. Mrs. said she was upstairs and he could just go on in, she was expecting him.
Mrs. Oldfolk said to Mr. Oldfolk, "You know, I like
. He's a smart guy, He's going to be a doctor or a lawyer some day." They went back to shelling peas. Mr. had a pea pop out of the pod, bounce off the arm of his chair and stick right in his ear. He shook his head but it wouldn't come out. Mrs. tried to pick it out with her little finger, but she only pushed it in further. "Now what are we going to do?" Asked Mr.
"I know", said Mrs. Oldfolk, "Let's call
, He's a smart gut, He's going to be a doctor or a lawyer some day."
They called out for him to come down from upstairs and when he arrived back on the porch he asked "What would you like?"
"Well, Mr. Oldfolk has a silly pea stuck in his ear." said Mrs. Oldfolk. After examining the situation for a couple seconds,
put one finger up each nostril and with the other hand covered Mr. Oldfolk's mouth. "Now blow" he said. Mr.'s cheeks puffed up and then the pea popped right of his ear.
"Oh, Thank you,
Thank you." After he had returned upstairs, Mrs. Oldfolk said to Mr. Oldfolk "See I told you he was a smart guy, He's going to be a doctor or a lawyer some day."
"Yeah," said Mr. Oldfolk "and by the smell of those 2 fingers, He's gonna be my son in-law!"

multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
7/27/2006 4:42 pm

Lusty definitely fits the profile!!!

sassy1296 52F

7/27/2006 5:34 pm

Good one... lmao.....

ShyWhisper2006 54F
15175 posts
7/28/2006 1:11 am

*smiles*...too cute

JustaSeeker 107F

7/31/2006 2:22 pm

Oh, that Lusty Taurus...

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
7/31/2006 5:15 pm


True story!!...thanks for the laugh!!

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