How to severely inhibit your blog's chance for being read.  

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7/13/2005 8:38 am

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How to severely inhibit your blog's chance for being read.

The Top 10 Ways to Inhibit Your Blog's Chance For Being Read.

(May change at any given time.)

1. Create a title using the greek language and/or characters.
2. Be unfortunate enough for AdultFriendFinder to look at your post for critique, and include something trivial and vague that can only be temporally defined within some semblence of rule-inspired subjective reasoning.
3. Exclude any and all sexually related terms from your blog title.
4. Submit your post at a time that will cause it to appear buried deep in the bowels of the recent posts to such a degree that nobody will want to dig to find your post no matter how interesting you may find it to be.
5. Discuss topics about which nobody cares, or those topics that relate to ideas that are bound in self-importance. (Everyone's had a hard time of it, and everyone's pussy/dick hurts, too, at some point in time.)
6. Identify yourself as male in any way. This seems to guarantee that less people will want to read your blog. The women seem to be kicking our ass in this department, guys.
7. Make no other replies, comments, or posts anywhere. Let's face it: if nobody knows anything about you to care to read your stuff, they won't read your blog.
8. Don't offer a picture on your profile.
9. Limit the number of times you post to your blog in a given period of time.
10. Talk about religion, race, politics, or sports. Those topics seem to bore the crap out of people on this site.


And as it is customary for my blog, I offer a picture and quote:


"When old age shall this generation waste,
Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe,
Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say'st,
'Beauty is truth, truth beauty' -- that is all,
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know."


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