Pickup Lines that DON'T work....  

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2/22/2006 10:08 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Pickup Lines that DON'T work....

Here's a list of some of the most lame pickup lines, just a tip of the iceberg I am sure...

1. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

2. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

3. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

4. Do you want to see something swell?

5. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

6. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

7. I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

8. I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

9. I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

10. My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in a public place.

Am interested in some of the pickup lines you've heard or used? and did they work?


editor's note: Do Not try these ANYWHERE!!

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