Funny (most are anyways) Bumper Stickers  

_alec_tricity 54M/54F
36 posts
2/28/2006 8:27 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Funny (most are anyways) Bumper Stickers

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.

2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

3. If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People.

4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.

7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

9. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

10. If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And SeekCounseling.

11. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

12. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

13. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.

14. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

15. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

16. The Earth Is Full - Go Home

17. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

18. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

19. Illiterate? Write For Help

20. Honk If Anything Falls Off

21. Cover Me. I'm Changing Lanes

22. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

23. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

24. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

25. If You Can Read This, Please Turn Me Over

26. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed for 70 mph.

27. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

28. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

29. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

30. Boldly Going Nowhere

31. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde

32. Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That

33. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?

34. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

35. Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit .. Got It!


37. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

38. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them

39. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

40. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

41. Sore/Loserman 2000

over and out...Alec

10 posts
2/28/2006 8:50 am

Seen on the bumper of pick-up trucks in Canada when gun control was introduced..."Buy a gun - piss off a dictator."

Seen on the bumper of pick-up trucks owned by mink ranchers (not a personal comment)..."Real people wear real fur."

And finally...not a bumper sticker but rather a personalized license plate seen on a Mercedes being driven by a woman in a mink coat..."WAS HIS"...rub it in just a little bit more.

bardicman 51M

2/28/2006 8:58 am

Love em !!!!!

I am not dead yet

rm_1SweetBitch 56F
8575 posts
2/28/2006 8:58 am

LMAO...Very funny

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

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