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Muslim of the Year.... LOL
Posted:Oct 20, 2010 4:18 am
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2012 5:20 am
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LOOK NO BOMB hehehehe X
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Just for smirks...
Posted:Oct 20, 2010 4:04 am
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saw this and just had to laugh lmao......but bloody good idea hehehehe

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Ho Ho Ho Ho.......
Posted:Sep 8, 2010 7:59 am
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like we ALL do .............

The Fox...
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TESTICLE THERAPY....
Posted:Sep 8, 2010 5:05 am
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2010 4:10 am
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Testicle Therapy:

Two women were playing golf One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit
one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground
and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took
his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her
hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken...

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Five Old Ladies......
Posted:Jul 7, 2010 5:44 am
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2010 1:36 am
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Five Old Ladies....

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly.....Twenty-two miles per hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 is the highway number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK?

These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't made a peep this whole time,"

the officer asks.


"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Highway 135."

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LOST AND FOUND
Posted:Jul 7, 2010 4:51 am
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2024 7:48 pm
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LOST........
my post......apparently my post has got lost so could people watch out for it , it comes in all sorts of sizes and colours but very distguishable by the fact that there will be a pile of it tied with 3 rubber bands.....if anybody has any idea where it is please call me lol I have asked postman pat to keep an eye out for it and have also asked the local mayor to arrange some post watch
many thanks
MOI xxxxx

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The World Cup.....
Posted:Jun 18, 2010 1:02 am
Last Updated:May 19, 2012 5:51 am
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WOOP WOOP......and yet ANOTHER game ..for us
Just wanted to say ...good luck america against slovenia and a massive good luck to us against algeria (still don't know where both countries are yanno)

here's to a few beers tonight (my excuse for drinking ya see lololol )

MWAHHHHHH
Lubbs ya X

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David Cameron is UK's new prime minister ....
Posted:May 12, 2010 3:24 am
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2024 7:48 pm
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Conservative leader David Cameron has become the UK's new prime minister after the resignation of Gordon Brown.

Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg will be his deputy after they agreed to the UK's first coalition government in 70 years.

Mr Cameron, who at 43 is the youngest PM in nearly 200 years, vowed to set aside party differences and govern "in the national interest".

Mr Clegg said he acknowledged some Lib Dem voters would have doubts about the deal but urged them to "keep faith".

Mr Cameron's party won the most seats in the general election last week, but not enough to secure an overall Commons majority, resulting in a hung Parliament.
Mr Cameron's arrival in Downing Street marks the end of 13 years of Labour rule.

The coalition is also the first Liberal Democrat and Conservative power-sharing deal at Westminster in history.

Mr Cameron, who is six months younger than Tony Blair was when he entered Downing Street in 1997, is the youngest prime minister since 1812 and the first Old Etonian to hold the office since the early 1960s.

Barack Obama was the first foreign leader to congratulate Mr Cameron in a brief telephone call during which the US president invited the new prime minister to visit Washington in the summer, Downing Street said.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel also offered her congratulations and invited Mr Cameron to visit Berlin.

QUOTE:
I came into politics because I love this country, I think its best days still lie ahead
David Cameron

NOW let him rule..... long live maggie thatcher X

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St.Patricks day......
Posted:Mar 17, 2010 4:06 am
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2010 4:42 am
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March 17th is popularly believed to be the day St. Patrick departed for his heavenly abode. St. Patrick is regarded as the patron saint of Ireland.Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick's Day consists of the night of the 17th of March flavored strongly with the morning of the 18th. The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

Irish Saying:
There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How in the hell can he drink when he's dead?

sooooooooo on THAT note...a happy Patricks Day, drink, be merry,as I know for sure I will be
MWAHHHHH xxxx


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banned for wearing this ?
Posted:Mar 1, 2010 4:06 am
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2012 9:26 am
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banned from the pub for wearing said outfit,......what do YOU think ?
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for all my american friends hehehe......... I MISS BILL CLINTON =))
Posted:Feb 22, 2010 6:33 am
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2024 7:48 pm
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It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax..
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."

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airline problems ?
Posted:Feb 10, 2010 6:42 am
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2010 3:00 am
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

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tiger woods in a deep bunker lol
Posted:Dec 27, 2009 12:41 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2010 1:31 am
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Since his little affairs have come to light, several of Tiger Woods' sponsors have dropped him.

However, Pfizer has decided to sponsor him with a NEW drug.

It’s called Tiagra and is good for 18 holes.

ha ha ha ha

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