a Roller Coaster Ride in the Bedroom  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 53F
6527 posts
2/10/2006 4:02 am

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a Roller Coaster Ride in the Bedroom

Aquarius: a Roller Coaster Ride in the Bedroom...Kitchen...Living Room...Basement..

If there was a land of Aquarians, and you could go there, it would be a place where the men were men, the women were women, and all their partners in every conceivable combination were satisfied. They are a devoted, friendly bunch; open-minded, tolerant, and playful. The less tolerant around them may perceive their spontaneity as being unpredictable and their ability to move on as an inability to commit. Aquarians are intellectual, enjoy good conversation, and can dish out a double-meaning better than most. I once accused an Aquarian of being lazy. He wasn’t, he replied, he’d just lost interest in the task at hand; there were plenty of things he was interested in, and he was quite enthusiastic when involved in them -- well said without actually saying. Not lazy then, but still not a fan of hard work; they’ll order the easy-assemble, easy-stow under the bed St. Andrew’s Cross Kit before they build their own.

All that free-love stuff associated with Aquarius is intriguing isn’t it? Well, go with it if you want, but don’t bother with the pretense that you’re not up to something. If you’re doing the neighbor, or your boss, or your old girlfriend, the pizza delivery guy -- whoever, don’t lie about it. You probably won’t have to stop it, but you’d better tell the truth. Aquarians are delighted by the differences of the world. They will not be wearing matching outfits unless it’s skin against skin. Ever fuck someone when you were completely naked and they were fully dressed? Probably an Aquarian -- gotta love them..

Chain them if you must, just leave the key within reach; they need to know that they are free to go whenever they want. Don’t tell them you’re not done as they head out the door, or they won’t be coming back. Most importantly do not bore them -- they will treat you like you have the plague.

The Aquarian man is an intellectual, and wants a mind to go with the warm body he’s bedding. He’d like you to be right there with him, and you’d better pay attention so you’ll know exactly how it is that you’ve ended up strapped to the coffee table. A veritable roller coaster ride in the bedroom, kitchen, living room, basement; if you’ve missed a spot, he just hasn’t had you there yet.

The Aquarian woman is not far different. You’d better know more than her first name that first time. Don’t even try faking it, because she’ll know, and you’ll be gone faster than you came -- if you even get that far.

The ankles and calves are Aquarian hot spots. Who can resist delicately turned ankles and tapered calve muscles flashing briefly beneath a long slitted skirt; slipping out of the rumpled bed sheets; stretched and straining to reach the very highest shelf? They will be most appreciative that even though you know what’s at the top of that fabulous leg, you are willing to start way down at the bottom.

wow...thats me..lol

Liefs Coffee

leyndokona2 50F

2/10/2006 8:29 am

maybe I'll check out Aquarius when I return from Narnia

RavenousBBW 44F

2/10/2006 3:59 pm

lol...so you enjoying strapping your mate to the coffee table?

dutchpete 55M
563 posts
2/10/2006 7:44 pm

Always willing to end at the top, will it be either the end of the fabulous endless leg or a sensual body.

Kaliedascope61 42M
4084 posts
2/10/2006 8:04 pm

I've never got along with aqurians, maybe because I'm pisces. But I believe your report is dead on!
This is the first time I read your blog, and I have to say Its amazing. Fantastic!

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
2/11/2006 2:48 am

... mmm... maybe I should visit!!!

The_Succubus 33F

2/15/2006 12:43 am

I'm Aquarius...I'm adorable, ain't I? hi hi...But seriously, my ex was an Aquarian as well and he surely wasn't intellectual...he thought he was, but he was just full of shit...

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