a Dutch Nympho's Resolutions  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 53F
6527 posts
12/20/2005 11:46 pm

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a Dutch Nympho's Resolutions

I know, I know...... You're still stressing about Christmas. Last minute presents to buy, those tacky fruitcakes don't just make themselves (well, some of them do, some people just buy them ), and the pressures of family and all. Lets not start bout my family. But while you are down, let me kick you. It's time to make yourself better with a list of New Year's resolutions!

Normally, I come up with a list of things other people need to change, figuring I'm just fine the way I am. And trust me, you need to be better as you're still reading this blog being the primary evidence of that. But this year, since I'm now blogging, I decided to come up with list for me - but also one that you can use. I know some of you bloggers just love lists, feel free to copy paste this one.

Top ten resolutions for 2006 with manageable goals using my dog Strike as an example. For some of you who don't know Strike....Strike is my ferocious 5 month old cocker spaniel pup, who chews on everything thats within reach.

There it goes :

10. Sniff more ‒ while there are some really good smells: coffee, cigars, Dutch cheese first thing in the morning. I’m obviously not getting the full smorgasbord of nasal delights out there.
9. Sniff more deeply ‒ though I’m not quite ready for my nose to come in contact with some of the things I smell a Strike ‒ some smells apparently need to be savoured more. Though I may have to have a different set of standards than Strike.
8. Always keep a little in reserve. Whereas this only seems to apply to urine for Strike, it seems smart to be able to cover that last little ground (or smell), if the situation warrants it.
7. Always be ready for a treat. Great thing about evolution (or creationism - I'm saving the divisive posts for next year) is that opposable thumb thing. Can fix my own treats.
6. More fully express whatever emotion I’m feeling. I’m not going to hold back wagging my tail, barking, growling, or leaping in the air, just because of social values. Okay, this one may not qualify as a resolution since I never have really held back.
5. Scratch whenever and wherever there’s an itch. Once again, maybe not a true blue resolution. But it's one I can keep.
4. Nap. If I’m bored, tired, or just a little shy of the 16 hours of sleep a day, I’ll find a cozy spot (or spin in circles until the ground beneath me is cozy enough) and drop for five, ten minutes or as long as needed.
3. Chase cats. Great thing about this list of resolutions is that I seem to have most of them well in hand.
2. Sniff a little more. It works for Strike... it worked for Hannibal Lecter. Now if I can just perfect that sound he makes.
And,
1. I'll leave this one sort of blank. As a hint, why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can. I'm not quite limber enough even though I am double jointed, so maybe that yoga class from last year’s resolutions would come in handy ?

Tell me what do you think is my #1 resolution for 2006 and tell me your own ?

Liefs Coffee


craic111000 59M
29 posts
12/21/2005 12:10 am

While growing up I got this advice from my dog. I will quote directly. He said, as we were nearing the end of a walk, the following. But first the walk. Before he gave me his advice, earlier on in the walk, he had met one of his lady friends and had made strenuous efforts to procreate. He took a lot of convincing to desist but eventually I got him under control. Soon after that we found a waste bin that had been tipped over where he found a half eaten hamburger which he wolfed down before he could be stopped. Soon after we came across an empty bin which he proceeded to mark, in the way dogs are prone to mark their territory.

And then his advice:

"Boss" he said "This walk has shown you the three secrets to a happy life.
1. F*<|< it.
2. If you cant F*<|< it then eat it.
3. If you can't eat it then P|55 on it.

That should cover any situation you may come across in this life."

And to this day, even though he has long since departed, I still have no idea how to translate that into a socially acceptable set of guidelines for living. Which is a shame because he always seemed happy with his life.


silkysmoothlegs3 106F

12/21/2005 12:12 am

Oh god my resolution.. To stop eating Chocolate

Dunno what yours might be..

Perhaps...stop perving profiles

Na ya dont do that anyway,

Me neither.

Have a wonderful Christmas babes

silky xx


Erik_Bloodaxe 57M

12/21/2005 12:26 am

Coffee.....I think you should add to that list "gnaw on more bones". I would if I was that way inclined - I mean more like a dog.

As for my own? Be nicer to my AdultFriendFinder friends, I think. Be less sexually demanding and more understanding. And going to church again. And becoming a better, more responsible blogger.

Merry Xmas

Erik "The Resolved" Bloodaxe


whiskEynowater 56M
204 posts
12/21/2005 2:29 am

What about chasing pigeons


whiskEynowater 56M
204 posts
12/21/2005 2:33 am

Oh and he should stop humping the cushions


whiskEynowater 56M
204 posts
12/21/2005 2:34 am

your own personal Number 1 should be ...*what ever whiskey says goes*


whiskEynowater 56M
204 posts
12/21/2005 2:41 am

My own resolution is to to be kinder to scotch....give it a chance


dutchpete 55M
563 posts
12/21/2005 3:08 am

Now as return I am doing an imaginative list of how it could look like when you will be doing all the above mentioned listed points:

10
Does yr sniffing have to do with white lines and a mirror ? Ask Kate Moss to help you.
9
For that you need a wet nose (like dogs). Isn't that what you have already ? That combined with 30x better nerve ends will give you the same. Imagine how you will react onto J then.
8
For marking yr territory and superiority you do not need urine. I imagine it can be done with coffee mugs and 'bitterkoekjes'too.
7
A treat will be in chocolate for you. Maybe J or lief can hold a dark chocolate tablet just out of reach of yr tongue and when you get hold of it, they can say 'Good Girl'.
6
Expressing yr emotions ust also include yawning whenever possible. All other things there listed can make you look like Catweezle.
5
Door posts and bike sadles will love you when you scratch either yr back or ........
4
Make sure you have emptied yr coffe mug before doing the quick nap, or at least put it aside, as it gives a messy face when doing a 'tukkie' with yr face in the coffee.
3
This one is hard to do. Though I can imagine you chasing Medusa with a baseball bat.
2
A bit more sniffing will relate to much more use of hankies or requires extra strong VR.
1
Ask if Circus Renz can help you. Yoga is insufficient, pilates does not work either and the gym is always full when you wanna go.


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
12/21/2005 12:59 pm

1. CnC will just TRY some cream in her coffee.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


GleesFlakyShawl 51M
1620 posts
12/21/2005 6:59 pm

well, about ur # 1, ive been told more flexibility also helps for more acrobacies......

as pr my # 1, it will be read ur blog more often...it always makes me smile


GaelsTogasDolts 63M
3 posts
12/21/2005 9:17 pm

Kids want candy and toys for christmas. I wished the same when I was a kid but now I grown up and all I want is to be fucked by Santa. But I dont want old chubby Santa! Can I get a young and sexy Santa? Wearing red and white clothes with funny hat carrying a big bucket of sex toys then fuck me under christmas tree or in front of fireplace. I want a santa that says ahh..ohh..ahh.. not ho..ho..ho... all nite long... oh santa..oh santa... I will wait for you on Christmas eve in sexy birthday suit... and you can see my wish in the stocking that I hang in the fireplace. I need you young sexy Santa... to make me satisfied so come to me Santa I'll make you forget about northpole. Hmmm...Christmas will soon come in couple of days... hope you like above poem, thats one of my fantasy... hahahaha

Merry Christmas everyone! Happy holidays!


_CoffeeNoCream_ 53F

12/22/2005 1:19 am

Miss Wahine....No F*beep*-ing way !!!

dz...you are more than welcome.

whiskey...you should try some water

Pete...Come with me to circus Renz ?

craic...such wise words


leyndokona2 50F

12/22/2005 4:04 pm

Your #1 resolution must be to taste next year what you have been smelling this year! Shark anyone?


whiskEynowater 56M
204 posts
12/23/2005 9:02 am

will try water ..anything for you


GaelsTogasDolts 63M
3 posts
2/2/2006 8:21 pm

Just for clarification, I did not post any comments to this blog. Please remove Nolda_A from this blog. Thank you.


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