_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F
6527 posts
11/18/2005 11:54 pm

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Yes I've come to the conclusion that the women of the past were much happier staying at home because they had attachments for their vacuums.

I stayed at home for a while and I was miserable. Not this woman. Look at her. She's happy in more ways than one obviously.

No wonder they never complained. When they were at home apparently doing the cooking and cleaning they were getting out their 5hp vibrator attachments and wanking all day.

Just think of the possibilities. I would have been happy at home if I had had one of these. I also would have been much happier if they had a vibrator attachment for the washing machine, blender, lawn mower and my espresso maker.

Wait !....Hold that thought, let me find my espressomaker.

Liefs Coffee

digdug41 50M

11/19/2005 12:09 am

roflmao your too funny

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

Valdrane78 39M

11/19/2005 12:09 am

I've got an Electrolux you can borrow, is that good for you?

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog

keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
11/19/2005 5:43 am

I think I will have my next girlfriend do housework in an evening gown, with her hair immaculate, and high heels on her feet!

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rm_RxSUGAR 62M
102 posts
11/19/2005 5:52 am

And you could saw one leg off the wash machine and with that thing on it,oh baby it would be an appliance sex rodeo all over your basement.Remember to wear your crash helmet,uneven wash machines can get mean. lol


11/19/2005 6:09 am

Don't forget the electric toothbrush! Gotta love them AC powered appliances that both wiggle, buzz and never run outa batteries.

When I was 13 (back when I'd try screwing most any inanimate object) I once tried out my moms old globe shaped Hoover that sounded like the noise the Tazmanian Devil makes when he's tearing around like a tornado. The experience was actually TOO intense if you can imagine that. I must have layed on the floor for a half hour afterwards simply stunned.

But my old favorite was a self modified aquarium pump. Had to be really careful with that one due to the fact that it had to be opened up to get to the parts that moved and there was wiring that carried the electrical current in there that was somewhat exposed. Twice I nearly elecrocuted myself that way and both times I luckily pulled away from the umit quick enough to avoid the flying sparks.

Ah, to be an ignorant adolescent experiencing his first years of a full force sex drive.


rm_Never911 61M
125 posts
11/19/2005 7:59 am

I vote for the lawn mower!

I'll be right over to rake the clippings.

oldman1776 80M
3164 posts
11/19/2005 8:41 am

love it

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
11/19/2005 10:53 am

and the bonnet style hairdryers. don't forget them. you could place the actual hair dryer (not the hot part, lol) on your lap, turn it on and...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
11/19/2005 3:53 pm

o my God where on eart did you think of that

I'm a

i'm here to stay

leyndokona2 50F

11/21/2005 1:14 am

I don't do housework

rm__AnyGirl_ 52F
246 posts
11/21/2005 3:14 pm

where do I get one of these?

rm__AnyGirl_ 52F
246 posts
11/21/2005 3:14 pm

please tell me ..oh and a guy to maintain it ..flutters eyelids

CuriouseGeorge2 43M

11/22/2005 7:42 am

*flutters back* I can maintain....

nice one CNC...

warmandsexy52 66M
13164 posts
11/24/2005 11:12 pm

And only $14.95!

rm_VacMan01 58M
6 posts
8/4/2006 8:52 am

I have had a few girlfriends that enjoyed using their vacuum cleaner's suction from the hose on themselves, and me. There were many 'stimulating' times to say the least! *W*

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