The ultimate blogpost 4000 words  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 53F
6527 posts
2/2/2006 5:52 am

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3/31/2006 12:20 am

The ultimate blogpost 4000 words

Tap tap taptappety tap. Tappy tap tappety tappety tap.

*Checks wordcount*

362 Words

"Hmmmmm"....*makes coffee*

Taptappety tap tap tappy tap tap tappety tap.

*Scratches head*

Delete - Delete - Delete

*pours another cuppa*

Tappy taptapt tappety tap tap. Tap tap tappety tappety tap. Tap tap, tap tap tappety tappy tap. Tap tappety tap. Tap tap tappy tappety tap.

*Checks wordcount*

389 words

This could take some time pls dont wait for me

Liefs Coffee

leyndokona2 50F

2/2/2006 10:49 am

How many words do you need?

Erik_Bloodaxe 57M

2/2/2006 11:00 am

You were right.....this IS deep and meaningful

jussweetlilolme 44F

2/2/2006 1:05 pm

I Love it!! This describes exactly how my mood has been since this morning...
Thanks for sharing a smile...maybe you could add our responses to your "word count" for extra credit


Erik_Bloodaxe 57M

2/2/2006 3:40 pm

Knows "tap" is a metaphor for masturbation

ByteChaser2 54M

2/2/2006 6:39 pm

I was gonna leave a longer reply... but you're using up all the words!

HBowt2 60F

2/2/2006 7:11 pm

But you are always worth waiting for coffee.....keep tapping lol

eriedragon4 58M
1076 posts
2/2/2006 10:23 pm

thinking of you.....

A much sweeter tip

surveiling the curve of her hips

through the steam of his latté

that curve, he thinks

could engulf my world

wiping fog from his lenses

he gazes blurry at the sway

inhales her rockingchair walk

catches his breath when the pendulum


as her bleachwatered hands

press and smooth

her apron flat

how he'd love

to press it flat

smooth over those arching bones

the archway to heaven to be sure

he dreams

of being cradled and soothed

in a mug of steaming hips

as broad as the equator

as hot as frothed milk

he doesn't notice her take notice

of biscotti bits

dangling from a hairy lip

she prays

with sighs she keeps

in her pockets like change

with a desire

darker and stronger

than day old Turkish coffee

that he'll brush the crumbs

from his whiskers and table

and leave

or leave a much sweeter tip

Sulabula 46F
12659 posts
2/3/2006 5:06 am

very good....can't wait to read the rest

Sula xxx

come visit my blog

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
2/5/2006 1:59 am

389 take away 362....

tippety tip on calculator

leaves 27

2 cups of coffee for every 27 words

tippety tip tip

means a cup of coffee every 13.5 words

4000 divided by 13.5

tippety tip tip, tippity tip

means you will have consumed 296 cups of coffee and will have had a mouthful of the 297th.

Check you stop at 4000 - with that much caffeine you could go on to write a novel!

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