Sex in the Bus  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 53F
6527 posts
2/25/2006 12:31 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Sex in the Bus

Hah! GOTCHA !!
...I know an old trick but if I add the word "sex" in the title it drags you horny coffee lovers in. Sorry no rampant sex story today.
hehehehe
Now where was I. Oh yes....

The wisdom of children. The highpitched..., whingy, extremely LOUD wisdom of children.
This morning on the bus to the market there was a small child, vocal among the stonyfaced commuters, stating her mind loudly and clearly.

“I HATE THIS BUS”

“THIS IS TAKING A REALLY LONG TIME”

“I WANT TO GO HOME”

“WHY ARE WE ON THE STINKY BUS? IT’S TAKING A REALLY LONG TIME, I HATE IT AND I WANT TO GO HOME”


I almost wanted to hug her.
Almost....

Almost apart from the fact that she was doing it at 369 decibels, directly in my ear, so actually I wanted to throw her out of the window.
And I would have got away with it too, if it hadn’t have been for that pesky unbreakable glass.

Liefs C


TammyDHU 46F  
246 posts
2/25/2006 1:44 am

Thanks Coffee for one of the better laughs I've had yet this week...


seek_my_flame 41F
465 posts
2/25/2006 2:03 am

... which reminds me that I 've never had sex in a school bus! not even in a normal bus... or in a minibus... or in a stagecoach... or in a jitney...or in a omnibus... fuck,lol... so many things so little time!
ps. I always wanted to steal those little hammers they have on some buswindows... Arghhhhhhh,guess what, I haven't done that either!!!


HBowt2 60F

2/25/2006 3:18 am

Just been to the supermarket where a child trapped in a buggy while her Mum shopped screamed and screamed and screamed....I couldn't escape and not a window in sight.........


Tijger1974 42M
49 posts
2/25/2006 9:02 am

My ex-boss once dropped his children off at school. The kids were all playing and the parents chatting, and one girl arrived with her mum. She ran straight up to the other kids and shouted
"Guess what? Last night I saw mummy and daddy having a bouncy hug in the greenhouse!"
The playground went silent. The mother went red. My ex-boss nearly wet himself laughing.


leyndokona2 50F

2/25/2006 10:55 am

And from this expericence you learned: Always stick bananas in your ears before entering any form of public transportation.


toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
2/25/2006 3:47 pm

actually, you should try sex on a bus...
quite exciting, if a bit uncomfortable...


kelly402005 53F

2/25/2006 7:29 pm

"SOMEBODY FARTED, SOMEBODY FARTED!!!"........
LMAO!!!!!!!!
........... That was a song my daughter sang in a supermarket about, 11 yrs. ago!!.... I didn't yell at her, but I was quite embarrassing,,,,
to say the least!!!!


rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
2/25/2006 9:48 pm

you are so cute

Purry {=}

Purry


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
2/26/2006 12:04 am

LMAO. Bus rides are fun aren't they


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

2/26/2006 12:31 am

My children are grown yeahhhhh


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


shar1 56F
606 posts
2/26/2006 5:41 am

Sitting here giggling... Ah kids, you just got to love 'em!


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
2/26/2006 10:09 am

hands over a hammer for the next time


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


whiskEynowater 56M
204 posts
3/1/2006 6:40 am

told ya get drunk on whiskey


rm_lifelover444 53M

3/3/2006 1:33 pm

see that is why i avoid sitting next to kids on the bus.. and always, always.. carry a strong hammer with you.. many a time it helps to soften the glass, before hurling the body out..
fantastic blogs. coffee keep it up.. no pun intended.. well maybe a little one.
best


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