My friend Elliot  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 53F
6527 posts
4/6/2006 12:32 am

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4/8/2006 1:40 am

My friend Elliot

This is Elliot
Elliot has no legs. Elliot has stumpy tentacles instead of arms. Elliot cries green tears of sadness. Elliot is a potato. Elliot has an unsharpened pencil jammed right through his head. Elliot never gets picked for games. Elliot has no digestive system. Elliot is covered in blotches. Elliot lives in a plastic bag under my sink.

Poor Elliot. Poor, poor sweet Elliot

Liefs Coffee

Erik_Bloodaxe 57M

4/6/2006 1:20 am

This is the most profound blog post I have ever read. Quite clearly this is a metaphor for the human condition. The hopelessness of it it. The pointlessness. The despair.

Thanks Coffee. I now know that my decision to throw myself off Beachy Head is the right one.

Tijger1974 42M
49 posts
4/6/2006 2:04 am

I want to adopt Elliot.

When he cries, I will comfort him.
When he wakes, I will make him smile.
When he wants to play, I will teach him the rules of cricket.
And when he bores me, I will cook and eat him.

dutchpete 55M
563 posts
4/6/2006 2:33 am

Ahhh poor Elliot...
Does he never get to take a hot bath without his beige jacket ?
Or does he get hit with a fork from time to time ?

Hope the Elliot Foundation will create a new nation wide TV-showfor the best Elliot look-a-like. All the losers will turn into chips immediately after the jury has announced their judgement.

mycin62 55F

4/6/2006 5:06 am

I think Elliott is lonely and would like to visit his friends onion and pepper and take a dip my frying pan!

rm_blackvanman2 56M
31 posts
4/6/2006 10:37 am

You found my brother!!!

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
4/6/2006 1:06 pm

can i comfort tiger as he comforts elliott

I'm a

i'm here to stay

Lioness_girl 46F
3494 posts
4/6/2006 2:10 pm

Is he safe from being crinkle cut and fried in oil?


Come have fun! Visit my blog at Lioness_girl

HBowt2 60F

4/6/2006 3:38 pm

Who loves elliot?...

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
4/6/2006 5:54 pm

wonders if you've been a hanging out with expatbrit49 in the veggie aisle. . .

Green_Tea_Boy 51M
1064 posts
4/6/2006 6:34 pm

have Elliot's nuts hibernated too?..

ByteChaser2 54M

4/7/2006 9:01 am

Elliot is a god of superhuman powers. Elliot is leaping tall buildings in a single bound! Elliot is sharpening his pencil. Elliot is saving the world for the seed of peace. Look! In they! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Elliot the SUPER SPUD!

And he tastes great jullianned and fried.

interested13563 54M
2557 posts
4/7/2006 12:23 pm

You made me feelk so sad.....

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