International Ball dropping Day !!!  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 53F
6527 posts
4/5/2006 1:12 am

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5/17/2006 3:48 am

International Ball dropping Day !!!

Yes, I sure know you all like the skimpy skirts and flip flops (though I still do my walking in cowboy boots, and my knees never see daylight because they are wobbly thankyousoverymuch), and being out in the nice weather (at least until it' s monokini time again) - but I also like spring on behalf of J's balls, which believe me, appreciate it more than you can know.

You see, though I complain immensely about the cold, cold and rainy weather outside, I cannot help but invite it in. I resent having to wear a coat out of doors, but indoors, I MUST be wrapped in atleast 6 torn house robes in order to be comfortable. This means that all winter long, the windows have been wide open. The average temperature in my house is somewhere below freezing - I know this because every morning I have to defrost the coffee beans before using them. We can often see our breath fog up the frigid air as we speak. My little espressos tend to collect frost overnight. The upside is that during winter we don't have to pay to refrigerate our meat, because in essence our house becomes a meat locker; my family and I are the prime steaks…
.I like it that way.

J, however, is a warm-blooded, no cloggy but an exotic creature, and functions best if his blood is still warm enough to flow through his veins. He becomes incensed on the mornings I have to revive him, even when I tell him that blue lips are sexy. He finds it painful to urinate peesicles, and inconvenient to wear more than 4 pairs of socks at a time. Complain, complain, complain! That's all he's done all winter long (well, except for January, when he caught a really bad cold, and all he did was nag, shiver and wheeze). Personally, I think J is just a big baby, but I'll give him this: I have missed his balls. In the transitional period of October, his balls just shrink in reaction to the cold, but by November, they tuck themselves back up into his body and hibernate there. Once inverted ball syndrome has set in, those fuckers will not descend until the warm weather is assured.

J, of course, blames me. Me! Me, his favourite personal testicle tickler, his cajones caresser, nut nudger, scrotum stroker. Me! Life is so unfair. Frankly, I think the cold is only a convenient excuse. I personally think the disappearance of his balls has more to do with the amount of time spent preening in front of the mirror.

So, towards this end, I propose this: if you have any pity for J's balls, you'll link back to this post, and maybe tell your own readers about his missing appendages. Feel free to include any male that you know who's also been suffering sans scrotum these past few months. The linking part is easy, this second part will require a bit more effort, but please, think of the balls! You know in Finding Neverland, the audience claps to show that they believe in fairies...well, J's not a fairy. Just a man without his balls. So instead of clapping, I ask you to cross your legs. Cross them right now, and cross them good, and for the love of balls, think happy testicle thoughts. Go!

Go forth in peace, and spread the joy that is International Ball Dropping Day. If you've done me the favour of a link, be sure and let me know (comments or email please) and you'll have earned yourself not just my thanks, not just J's balls' freedom, but a link and a coffee date with yours truly.

Power to all Testicles !!!

Liefs CoffeeNoBalls

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
4/5/2006 2:47 am

lovely and warm here

I'm a

i'm here to stay

twirly_girl 48F

4/5/2006 7:31 am

Thanks for the giggle.
I don't think it gets cold enough where
I'm at to ever suffer testicle hibernation.
Interesting phenomenon.


ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
4/5/2006 8:15 am

poor j, a man who will freeze for you is a good one, a very good one. . .

Tijger1974 42M
49 posts
4/5/2006 11:58 am

I never realised how lucky I was. I shall spend this evening cherishing my balls and telling them how lucky they really are.

I'd give them a kiss, too, but I suppose if I could do that I'd have better things to do than read blogs.

rm_blackvanman2 56M
31 posts
4/5/2006 1:59 pm

So that's what happens here in Montreal winters......I thought it was just me......

HBowt2 60F

4/6/2006 3:39 pm

hate the a big warm fire......

FeistySyn 53F

4/8/2006 9:21 pm

You are *very* lucky that J loves you so! (I am having a hard time wiping the smirk off my face right now, great post

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

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