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_CoffeeNoCream_ 53F
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5/23/2006 12:09 am

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5/26/2006 8:19 am

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At this blog I won’t make an apology for spoiling the end of The Da Vinci Code for the four Bushmen in Surinam who haven't read it yet.

I did a good thing last Monday and I feel proud!!
A cute guy was sitting next to me in the bus and sadly enough, he pulled out a copy of The Da Vinci Code from his rucksack, I knew instantly that there would be no violins, roses and coffee.

He was only on page forty or so, which meant I had every chance of weaning him off this badly written tripe before it was too late. So, getting off at Central Station, I told him the five words that should ultimately do the trick, and save him several wasted days having his brain Dan Brown cleansed.

Because, Queen of The Holy Bean help me, some of you still might not want to know the ending, and I humbly suggest you never pass my door again, you'll need to highlight the five words of pain to read them. Coffee readers, on the other hand, may wish to look away now:

*The Grail's in The Louvre*

Free book offer! I once threw a copy of The Da Vinci Code out of my car window just outside Amsterdam on the A2 in disgust and despair at its utter crappiness. It's probably still there if you want it.

Liefs CoffeeNoBrown

pmaster71 46M

5/23/2006 12:21 am

This is not a book for everyone I agree.
Hope you didn't hurt anyone while throwing
the book out.

GB_Cple 67M/56F  
3113 posts
5/23/2006 12:21 am

I cant understand why so many ppl don't realise that is only novel,

rm_KoffieRoom 58M
134 posts
5/23/2006 12:41 am

Why do people talk so much about how crap this book is. I did read it all (because once i start a book I always finish). It is crap. But what about all his other books? They are even worse and no-one talks about them.

And as for throwing the book out of the car. That was nasty. What if someone found it and then, God forbid, read it? Their reading the book would be all your fault.

Your actions at Centraal Station have redeemed you somewhat but you still need to frequent bookshops and warn potential purchasers of the potential waste of time this book may cause them in order to redeem your sin.

GleesFlakyShawl 51M
1620 posts
5/23/2006 8:02 am

so. the whole mammoth book is an invitation to visit the Louvre??????

Priapeo 47M

5/24/2006 4:04 am

Looks like I myself am a bushman! Well, no need to reach the end of my pages: I already knew that.

For one of the finest renderings of the Grail\'s theme I suggest everybody to watch Terry Gilliam\'s The Fisher King. Much more humanity in there.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
5/24/2006 4:46 am

i enjoyed it,its a good easy speed read

I'm a

i'm here to stay

womanoirish 55F

5/24/2006 8:10 am

No, no, say it isn't so! *grins* Unfortunately, the man is making millions off his tripe. Is he having his tripe and eating it too?

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
5/24/2006 4:17 pm

I thoroughly enjoyed it, as I thought it was great fun. Am I still allowed to visit???

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

whiskEynowater 56M
204 posts
5/26/2006 3:05 am

being forced to go watch it this sunday guess Ill get pissed saturday night and sleep it off in cinema

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