Dear J  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F
6527 posts
3/14/2006 11:53 pm

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5/7/2006 10:53 am

Dear J

I'm so sorry... I woke you up at 6:30 this morning because "the wind is making noises's so howly".
I'm not saying that I've learned my lesson, just that I'm sorry.

I fell asleep (finally) around 7, just moments before your alarm went off, as luck would have it. I think you mumbled something at me, and I may have punched you in the nose. I didn't meant to do that, but you know I'm not a morning person, and frankly, that's just a risk you keep on taking. Your fault, really.

I think I dreamed about beautiful blonde women knawing through chicken necks because they were carrying the N5H1 virus. It was as bloody and fun as you'd think. But even with such alluring dreams to keep me in bed, I somehow dragged myself out of bed at the ungodly hour of 9:48am (if your math is sharp, you'll notice I did not get my full 11 hours of beauty rest, so if I look like a troll today, you have no one to blame but yourself). I hopped in the shower...and I stayed in there until my skin was pruny, but where were you? Not home, that's where!

I got dressed, and you know how I feel about putting clothes on. Even a bra, for fucks sake! And I waited an hour for you before I noticed that the little red light was blinking on the phone, and sure enough, your wheedling voice ..."Coffee, I'm sorry, but I'm stuck at work until 5".

Until 5?!?!? What kind of person works until 5?? Thats not human...

My bony hips ache from sitting on the lumpy sided old sofa.
So when you come home tonight, be prepared to find me seething and most likely sucked in between the sofa cushions. And once you haul my arse outta there, watch out! Your darling Coffee's in a bad mood.

Liefs C

libgemOH 57M/53F

3/15/2006 4:15 am

leaving you another cup of coffee on my way out! -B

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
3/15/2006 6:45 am

leaves chocs and new shoes and tiptoes out,

I'm a

i'm here to stay

interested13563 54M
2557 posts
3/15/2006 1:12 pm

There is a lot of people who work way after 5:00 pm.
Often more like until midnight or later.

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/15/2006 2:42 pm

Don't be to hard on him when he gets home.

Leaves flowers on way out.

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
3/15/2006 7:35 pm

bad moods are good for production, at any rate. p.s., i try to leave earlier than 5 whenever possible.

shar1 56F
606 posts
3/19/2006 4:33 am

Tiptoes in... bravely makes eye contact, smiles. "here, a cushion for your bum... and I'll leave this cake for you to have with your coffee.... Men all the same... huh"...Tiptoes out again.

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