Burnt Coffee  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F
6527 posts
8/4/2005 2:44 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Burnt Coffee

I burned my left thumb while taking food out of the oven last night.

And I immediately screamed out,
"%*#@)_# you Pope Benedict XXXVIXVIIX!"

I know very eloquent and yes, it hurt... And I bitched. And complained. And acted as if those were my last minutes on earth.

My poor betterhalf. Every once in a while I get this look from him and he doesn't have to say anything because I know exactly what he's thinking;

"How in the world did I manage to end up with a nanny goat like this?"

Usually, when this happens, I just smile and ramble off a random sentence that includes the words, love, together, happy, wonderful and sorry.

So far this works...
Hubby made me a nice cuppa and took over in the kitchen

Liefs "burnt" Coffee {=}

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
8/4/2005 6:23 am

well at leasts he takes over

Magic kisses for your finger

I'm a

i'm here to stay

Nubiandream004 56M

8/4/2005 8:53 am

Hmmm...this sounds like a trick to me! I wonder how long before your better half figures it out?!

DiligoHellas 39M

8/4/2005 9:29 am

oh dear Coffee, not good, not good....

AmberSolaire 43M

8/4/2005 10:02 am

Its amazing how tolerant us men can be.

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
8/4/2005 2:06 pm

*** hands cnc cream for her burnt thumb ***

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/4/2005 3:22 pm

LMAO, clever girl! Nothing like a fake injury to pass off the chores. Are us guys suckers or what?

[blog talldarkavg1]

rm_LilBlondeNZ 42F
1028 posts
8/4/2005 3:33 pm

AWWWWWWW. (suppresses nausea) LOL Kisses for burned appendage.

Good for you. Hubby is lucky to have a blogger for a wife anyway...

jim5131 56M
1296 posts
8/4/2005 4:38 pm

That's why I like to cook. Keeps nanny goats from appearing in the kitchen....(wink)

rm_Never911 61M
125 posts
8/4/2005 5:37 pm

Your husband must be special...check out these "GuySpeak" translations for the common phrases:

Means: “I make the mess, she cleans it up.”

Means: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”

And of course....

Means: “I have actually severed a limb, and I will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.”

[blog Never911]

rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
8/4/2005 6:03 pm



the last time I cooked anything using heat it was over a bunsen burner

better half?
nonononononono on that one.
you are whole without him, he is simply an auxiliary.

whiskEynowater 56M
204 posts
8/4/2005 7:07 pm

best cure for a burnt thumb...is a suck

yesbelg 57M
118 posts
8/5/2005 12:15 am

It would hurt a little while
But when well taken care off
It would even not let a mark
It only would take some time

I would gladly put on some
hirudoid, euceta or flamazine
to lighten the pain.
but i think
i am a bit to far away

So i send a little Kiss instead
on that sore thumb

sportsfan362436 48F

8/5/2005 12:32 am

*rushes to prop up Coffee's feet, and refill her cuppa, with a smile and a skoyc*
Glad you have such a good, 'betterhalf'....
*smiles, kisses n hugz*

_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F

8/5/2005 2:16 am

lol...you must be joking Mr Nanny Goat expert....lol

_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F

8/5/2005 2:17 am

*shows her thumb....*

"please make the booboo go away"


leyndokona2 50F

8/5/2005 9:56 am

The comment I wrote on here has magically disappeared. Hope your thumb is feeling better

expatbrit49 64M

8/6/2005 4:22 am

Pats coffee on the head and says There There.

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

cush51l 46M
3 posts
9/2/2005 5:12 pm

Poor CnC,
I came a bit late to make comments...
But certainly far too late to give you any prescription
Anyway I can't as I am no doctor.
(I, btw, think, but merely hope, that this burnt thumb is now completely recovered)
I am useless in this situation ... I know, too late not qualified...
Nevertheless I can recommend you someone who will probably be able to give you good advices: our best friend freetime648 !!
I've recently seen on her blog that she's more than an expert in the field of domestic accident (see I am with Stupidgt)
I'm sure you can rely on her ...
Take care of you and be cautious

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