The Last Place I'd Want to Work as a Janitor...  

XJackinyourBoxX 43M
115 posts
8/4/2006 11:51 am

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8/6/2006 8:04 pm

The Last Place I'd Want to Work as a Janitor...

Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon," a leading British reproductive healthcare charity said Friday.

Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/AIDS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, Saturday.

"It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman told Reuters.

"We want to get people talking about safer sex, masturbation and to lift taboos."

Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.

However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.

"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the Web site said.

The Marie Stopes spokeswoman said local religious groups had been initially outraged, but after people had heard what the event was about, most had approved it.

Police had also given it their approval.

Similar events have been staged in San Francisco for the last six years raising $25,000 for women's health initiatives and HIV prevention. If successful, Marie Stopes said it could take place elsewhere in mainland Europe next year.

I hear the event will be very popular. Not only will people be beating down the door to get in, but they're going to be cumming in droves...

If only this event was taking place in a porn theater years ago, Paul Reubens would still have a great career.

Frankly, there are just some things I won't donate to

PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
8/4/2006 12:08 pm


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

redmustang91 58M  
8924 posts
8/4/2006 12:09 pm

Reminds me of the Piaget stage of collective monologue, where young kids are talking to themselves and do not listen to others. Maturbating solo in a collective setting. Like the song "Poison Ivy", you can look but you better not touch! I think masturbation is great, as Woody Allen says, it is sex with someone you love! Never masturbated in a group non-grope setting but it might be interesting for breaking down some inhibitions!

lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/4/2006 12:25 pm

Poor Paul, and he had such a promising career too.

XJackinyourBoxX replies on 8/4/2006 1:58 pm:
I heard he might be making another Pee-Wee movie.
The elevator at my old job told (I'm not crazy, it just had a tv screen in it that flashed news)

clitalicious67 50F

8/6/2006 11:00 am

Hmmm I prefer to perform in private...even if it is for charity

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