Why must I be tortured so?  

WildWon1982 35M
625 posts
9/2/2006 9:51 pm
Why must I be tortured so?

My roommate's parents and fiancee have been here all day. Don't get me wrong, I like these people. They're good folks. But they won't go away.

Normally, my roommate spends his weekends either at work, school, at his fiancee's place, etc. But not today. The upstairs toilet is broken, so his parents decided to help fix it, and while they're at it, might as well paint the fucking bathroom.

See, it's bad enough that I can't get laid. But I can't even watch some porn and jerk off. I've had blue balls all day. Even now, in the wee hours of the morning, I'm hesitant, because his parents ARE SLEEPING IN THE NEXT ROOM! He's actually sleeping on an air mattress in the living room, so I can't go downstairs and jerk off in the downstairs bathroom.

Fuck it, I've jerked off in church. I'll give it a go. God I can't wait till I get my place in two weeks. I am gonna stain the walls.

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