The Wild Man: One Year Later  

WildWon1982 35M
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6/20/2006 10:36 pm

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The Wild Man: One Year Later

Today is my one year anniversary here at the site. I've been blogging since early August. Figured I might as well take stock of everything that's happened directly or indirectly related to this place over the last 365 days.

Why I joined: I had broken up with my girlfriend a few weeks before, and was, as such, addicted to porn (like I wasn't before). I was directed here by an ad on a porn site I go to. Figured, what the hell? It may be a joke, and if so, no harm done, and I can still stare at some pictures of naked women. On the other hand, maybe It'd work out and I could finally do what I always dreamed of: Hang out and screw hot chicks (10 points to whoever gets the reference). Obviously, anyone who reads this blog knows that I have been less than successful in that respect (1 year, 6 months, 21 days and counting).

Why have I been unsuccessful? Maybe it's my personality, looks, shyness, or maybe it's my pride telling me not to pay $30+ a month for a computer to be my pimp, which severely limits my ability to correspond with the lovely ladies around here. Dig up Robert Stack and maybe he can figure it out (10 points again).

But here's what I have done on here:
The Blog - Another section entirely, see below.
1 Actual "Date" - Back in November, met a lovely young lady for tea and sushi. Nothing came of it, but you can't win them all.
1 Disappointing Inconvenience - There was a girl when I still lived in NY, who was more than willing to accomodate my perversion, but she lived over 100 miles away, had a very limited schedule, and with me being unemployed at the time, I couldn't afford the gas money to go see her. To this day, it's the only true regret of my experience here.
8 New Friends - Yeah, I'm the baby of the CT Bloggers Group (I think I'm the only one under 30), which doesn't surprise me. I've always been drawn to older people (platonically speaking), and they to me. We'll just say I'm mature and leave it at that. When you're new to an area, it's always hard to find new friends, especially when you're as initially shy in public as I am. Thankfully, this site fostered the scenario that allowed me to meet my fellowship (10 again), and we really do have a lot of fun together. Be it blogging, drinking, or butchering Def Leppard songs, this group has been the one thing that has truly gotten me "settled" in my new home.
1 Truly Fucked Up Hoax - We all know what happened. If anyone wants more details than have already been provided, I am willing to discuss, but we'll leave it at that, and hope the bitch got a good laugh out of it. God knows I'm getting a good one out of the sheer pathetic nature of it.
2 Solicitations From Phishers - My first ever PM was from a chick, who had a profile as a guy, trying to get me to come to her porn site. The other was more recent, a girl who seemed real, until we tried to set up times to chat, and she only wanted to on her cam site. For some reason, after I told her I couldn't find her on there, she stopped e-mailing. Hmm...

Now, on to the blog:
Stats as of this post:
80 Posts (this is 81)
On the "Watched" Lists of at least 3 people, maybe more, but I'm aware of 3.
Have yet to make the slots, as far as I'm aware.

The original intent of the blog was so that I could have an outlet to contact people since being "standard" pretty much shuts my pie-hole otherwise. The initial posts were simply that, shout outs to women I couldn't contact directly, or letting people know where I'd be, in case they wanted to meet up. Yeah, didn't work. But then I figured, what the fuck, might as well have fun with it.

So I began to open up a bit, share some of my more intimate thoughts, which were kind of forbidden in my former relationship, unless they were directed only to and about her. Started out simple enough, listing fantasies, fetishes, etc, basically an extension of what you'd find in the profile. Then I moved on to "The To-Do List." This list, which I wrote when I was 15 or so, was my first experimental blog, and it has led to some consternation and laughs on my part. Two women have offered to help me check off a few items. Neither have come to fruition (see Disappointment and Hoax above). But it also drew some humor, especially when NSA couldn't figure out what the popcorn trick was.

Ever since I moved to CT, the blog has taken on a life of its own. It is no longer me begging for sex, though nearly every post could be interpreted as such, in one form or another. Through it, I met the CT Bloggers FOUNDATION. The cage still gives me nightmares. I mean, come on, what was the point of the rat? Do it to Julia (10 again). Seriously, though, blogging here helped introduce me to 8 completely awesome people, who are funny, nice, normal, and just as perverted as me.

I'm able to have fun on the blog now, despite my ill advised duping at the hands of the hoaxer. I didn't, and won't, delete those posts. I was pissed that I got fooled, but unlike our Administration, I won't pretend that mistakes and misjudgements didn't happen. I move on, with the knowledge of those mistakes, so I don't make them again.

I have fun now. Hell, can anyone honestly say that a year ago, I would have written that "Sex-Prentice" task? Yes, I'm a writer. Yes, I write comedy, but I would have never been possessed to write such a thing. Look at the archives, see the evolution, and that's just in a year (10 months, really, in blog terms). Imagine what fucked up shit I can come up with in another year.

So this is Bill, one year later. Still involuntarily celibate. The short sighted would wonder what I'm still doing here if I haven't gotten laid in a year's time. To that, I have two answers:
1) It's not like I'm bleeding money on this. It's not a failed investment if you don't invest any cash into it in the first place. Like I said, I don't, and won't, pay a computer to be my Player In Management Position.
2) Despite the celibacy, there is a myriad of life experiences that I could not have had any other way. I'm not one of those quasi-religious, quasi-spiritual douches who say "Everything happens for a reason," just pointing out that what I have done wouldn't have happened under any other circumstances.

Here's to another year. And oh yeah...


Kaliedascope61 43M
4084 posts
6/21/2006 4:58 am

all right wildone you asked for it, bend over, I'll be there shortly.

NSAAddict 43F

6/21/2006 12:21 pm

LMAO at Kalie, not the offer you were expecting I'm sure Congrats on 1 year, so glad you found the blogs and we all found each other CT Bloggers rock! Wishing you lots of good times, fun blogs and GREAT SEX!! {=}, NSA (who still can't believe she never heard of the popcorn trick)

docdirk 49M

6/21/2006 5:47 pm

Wait a minute... whaddaya mean butchering a Def Leppard song?!?!?!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

meerkittykat 43F

6/21/2006 8:03 pm

Ya know....I came to the blogs AFTER I took care of the sex/meeting/falling/dating part...

I made a committment at the beginning of the year to get back to a favoured teenage activity, creative writing, which is what brought me to blogging. I get the opportunity to do that, and, even better, be in a community where creative expression is held in high esteem.

Plus....we're all lil' freaky sluts and bastards.

champagnechaser 42F
1639 posts
6/22/2006 5:51 am

So I take it the fleshlight is not an adequate substitute for a woman?

Congrats on one year this place isn't so bad after all.

champagnechaser 42F
1639 posts
6/22/2006 5:53 am

    Quoting NSAAddict:
    LMAO at Kalie, not the offer you were expecting I'm sure Congrats on 1 year, so glad you found the blogs and we all found each other CT Bloggers rock! Wishing you lots of good times, fun blogs and GREAT SEX!! {=}, NSA (who still can't believe she never heard of the popcorn trick)
I think i missed sumthing, what's the popcorn trick?

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

6/22/2006 9:47 am

"blogging here helped introduce me to 8 completely awesome people, who are funny, nice, normal, and just as perverted as me."

Aside from the perverted part...boy, do we all have you fooled or what?

You are one cool guy! Glad you are here.

Phuc_Buddy 47M

6/23/2006 3:49 pm

Congrats Wildone on making it a year! Damn that seems like a long time. Hey you can crank up that watched list another confirmed notch!

MWWwantmore 52F

6/23/2006 4:43 pm

You have been on my watched list since the first M & G. Congrats on a year here. CT Bloggers Rock!

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

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