Thanksgiving traditions  

WildWon1982 35M
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11/24/2005 12:15 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Thanksgiving traditions

Call me crazy, but I always like to celebrate Thanksgiving the traditional way, like the old days. Here's my routine:

1. I kill a bunch of Indians for not worshipping my God.
2. I a bunch of Indian women in a vain attempt to breed them out of existence.
3. The children and survivors become my slaves, and I make them farm for me.
4. Once the veggies are cultivated, I slap my mother for showing ankle, condemn her to Hell, then have her cook a humongous meal.
5. I eat the meal, then tell the kids that the Indians are my best friends.
6. Finally, I think about all the things I'm thankful for, like the fact that the Indians didn't put up much of a fight, either on the battlefield or in the bedroom.

In all seriousness, though. I got up at 7 this morning, made the dinner, and drank heavily, thinking about how much my life sucks.

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