Fuck the moods  

WildWon1982 35M
625 posts
6/3/2006 8:55 pm

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6/4/2006 10:00 am

Fuck the moods

You know what I don't get? Laid.

Now that we're past that, let's get down to the nitty gritty, cause I know my fans who don't exist want the real content. What the fuck is up with this list of moods? I don't know what the fuck I feel when I'm writing this shit. How about I feel fine. Oh, shit, can't use that.

I went into some counseling cause I tried to kill my stupid ass when I was ten. Don't worry, I'm cool now, at least my mom says so. Anywho...when I went in every day, cause I wasn't fucked up enough to be strapped into a padded room or shit like that, they always asked me how I felt. "I feel fine," I said. "That's not good enough. Tell us one of these." And they hold up this chart of emoticons, each with a stupid ass look on its face, with a word below it. Ooh, do I feel mischievous today? Or do I feel sultry? How the fuck should I know? I'm ten fucking years old, I can't even pronounce mischievous, and I don't know what sultry is.

"Uh, I feel conspicuous today," I say, to get them off my back.

"And why is that?" FUCK, they asked a follow up.

"I don't fucking know, cause you won't let me say, 'fine.' Now let me go swimming and give me my apple juice, bitch! Hey, how'd I get in time out?"

I'm going to hell for that bit. I'll die, I'll get up to the pearly gates. St. Peter will be standing there. He'll have his book out, and he'll be like, "Yeah, you remember that bit about feeling cosnpicuous so you could swim and get apple juice? Yeah, that's why." And he'll pull the lever, and I'll burn.

This message brought to you by the drunken Wild One at the Foundation Blog and Drink. Remember kids, drinking is for grownups and kids with fake IDs.

"Yeah, that bit, too," said St. Peter.

champagnechaser 42F
1639 posts
6/3/2006 9:04 pm

There is no sex in the champagne room!

NSAAddict 43F

6/3/2006 9:17 pm

Did they have a horny emoticon?? I'd feel that every day

Kaliedascope61 42M
4084 posts
6/3/2006 9:55 pm

my nipples feel funny, you should try this stuff!

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