Westhill19 54M
103 posts
5/10/2006 3:19 pm

Have a chuckle friends...

How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.

Why does a dog lick its penis?
Because it can't make a fist.

What's the best thing about marrying a woman with leprosy?
She can only give you lip once!

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.

Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
He came home shit faced.

And finally for this evening......

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again


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