New stuff!!  

WellhungTrigger 44M
267 posts
2/5/2006 12:16 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

New stuff!!

I got a new gadjet today.

A new phone!!

I just love new gadjets. All kinds of stuff to figure out on them, things to play with. Very few things bring a smile to my face like a new gadjet.

Am I spelling Gadjet right?

Who cares, I'm happy.

My new phone has all kinds of Star Wars crap on it. It's dope.

Nothing says success like a new gadjet.

It has a camera on it too!

Oh man, I'm just giddy with excitement!

New instructions to read!

A device that could possibly keep me up all night trying to figure out what other crap it has!

A new toy to toatally get aggrevated with!

Something to go off unexpectedly in the middle of the night!

Something that won't work when I need it most!

Another communications device that will undoubtedly deliver bad news to me at some point!!

Okay, maybe this thing ain't as cool as I once thought it was.

But hey! If you wanna call me just dial area code (Schonga schonga schonga) Blah blah blah - dadadada. You wanna write that down? Here's a pen.


WellhungTrigger 44M
282 posts
2/7/2006 6:27 pm

Sure! I'll help! Just follow my instructions VERY CAREFULLY
The problem is you have too many Bells and whistles in your gadget! Let's just get rid of some of those shall we?

Digital camera? Don't need that! <Smash!>

Web cam? surely you already have one of those. <Crash! Tinkle.>

Video recorder? Don't you have a VCR? Betamax? Perfect! <BANG!>

An MP3 player? That is soooo '03!! go retro! get you a walkman! <CRASH, BANG!>

There ya go! One handy dandy paperweight! now all your paper goods will stay in one place amongst the most howling winds in your office!

Isn't that better?

Oh, you're right, about the gadget spelling.

Thanx. The electronic advice is free of charge.


Fox4aKnight1 44F

2/7/2006 10:31 pm

LMFAO .....isn't it so that but then I am a nerd and love the gadgets too. I love my MP3 player I just wish that I also had an FM transmitter for my car so I can listen to my MP3's in my car. grr I can't burn CD's anymore since silly burner died .....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .....oh well. Guess I just have to listen to the radio.....gawd I hate commercials.....

btw my mp3 player has a radio tuner and a voice recorder as well. neat huh?

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