Long White Hair  

Waterboy711 77M
14 posts
8/26/2005 6:40 am

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Long White Hair

As an aging caveman with abundant hair on my body, I have thought about putting my hair to work for me. If I were to let everything on my head get really long, I could get a job as a Santa Claus this Christmas. I haven’t been to the barber for awhile. (With the price of gas at $2.50 a gallon, who can afford a hair cut?) By Christmas the silver mane might be long enough. I probably would not last long cavorting with the elves on that little platform where the kids come and sit on my lap, however. Mingled in with all of the ”what would you like for Christmas little boy?” I would be too tempted to pop out with “Pretty mommy like to come and sit on Santa’s face?”

KhaosKitty 43F
123 posts
8/26/2005 11:32 am

I'm taking a friend to see Santa this year. He wants one of the elves. He's 26 and has a midget fetish that just won't die.

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