Style and grace, a cock in the face!  

Valdrane78 39M
888 posts
4/23/2006 12:18 am

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Style and grace, a cock in the face!

Ya know, all of we men have hit on atleats one broad in a bar or club. You know, that drunken idiocy with the sloppy vocabulary.

"Thay bootiful!" *burp* "Yuth loook hot" *hiccup* "Can I buy yuth ah drink?" *gurgle*

Then she gives you that "What rock did you crawl out from under" look, and you stumble away in defeat!

WELL NOT ANYMORE!!

I am here to give you easy to say and entertaining pick up lines. So you no longer have to go home drunk alone, and maybe, if you don't puke all over her in the cab ride home, you could get laid too!

1> Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.

2> Greetings and salivations

3> Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'? (this works, I used it once!)

4> Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it.

5> Be unique and different, say yes.

Remember men, these are meant to break the ice and be funny. To get the chick talking to you, so you can do the rest on your own.

Good luck!

WARNING, BY READING AND USING THESE PICK UP LINES, I OBSOLVE ALL BLAME FOR YOU GETTING THE CRAP KNOCKED OUT OF YOU. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK![/coloe]


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TTigerAtty 63M

4/23/2006 5:57 am

Thanks for the tips! Can't wait to try these new technigues!


rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
4/23/2006 8:54 am

can't believe #3 worked....


mycin62 56F

4/23/2006 9:48 am

Thanks for changing your pic cutie


freetime648 53F

4/23/2006 11:52 am

So is "letom" your new french name or what????? And are you serious that that line worked????

WHATEVER!!!!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


loopygurl 61F

4/23/2006 4:38 pm

Here's a suggustion, why not just say "Hi?" I mean, why does it have to be a "line?" A nice guy that treats a woman with respect and dignity, provided he'n not drunk, will get a "hello" in return. Then, perhaps you could offer to buy her a drink. If she accepts the invitation, it's only because she finds you attractive and interesting, NOT because she's ready to fuck you. So, just because she agreed to have a drink with you doesn't mean she'll go home with you. After the drink, ask her for her phone number, and follow through and call her in a day or so. If she gave you her phone number, then she's willing to see you again. Take it from there. Getting a woman to screw you is like cultivaing roses. You need to nurture the woman. Once she feels safe with you, she'll give it up!


Valdrane78 replies on 4/23/2006 6:21 pm:
You do realize this was all a joke right............

digdug41 50M

4/23/2006 5:01 pm



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LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
4/23/2006 6:56 pm

I've always found this one to be equally ineffective...but it's usually good for a laugh.

"Hi...My name is Horny, first name Always. What's Yours?"

lustytaurus


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